SPC Private RallyPoint Member 270441 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I'm 3 battle buddies short from having a 100% completion rating on my profile. <br /><br />Feel free to interpret this post as a cry for help. Go ahead and look at this as a, 'Yup, got that box checked' promotion board style requirement.<br /><br />I am now holding formal interviews for contacts..(you DO see my tongue firmly poking in my cheek, right?)<br /><br />I only have some very basic standards that potential buddies must meet; these are minimum requirements:<br /><br />1. If you're in the Chairforce: You must know how to spell the phrase, "PT Test" AND know someone who has passed one.<br /><br />2. If you're a Jarhead: You MUST be able to point to the United States on a globe, AND be able to provide at least ONE disparaging term for each branch of the other services.<br /><br />3. If you're a Squid: You are REQUIRED to prove that, during deployment, you have successfully sent back to the kitchen, a steak that was cooked medium rare, rather than rare like you ordered in the FIRST DAMN PLACE! AND also show that the cook stood a Captain’s Mast for this dereliction of duty.<br /><br />4. If you're a Coastie: You should be able to show (with documentation) that you spent an ENTIRE night (yes, the dark can be scary) on board a sea-going vessel AND previously bitched about how the CG was under the DoT, but now (Thank God!) is a member of the DoD family.<br /><br />5. If you're a Dog-faced grunt, Mud-Muncher: You're automatically in. Congrats on joining a real military service! 2014-10-09T00:31:37-04:00 SPC Private RallyPoint Member 270441

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I'm 3 battle buddies short from having a 100% completion rating on my profile. <br /><br />Feel free to interpret this post as a cry for help. Go ahead and look at this as a, 'Yup, got that box checked' promotion board style requirement.<br /><br />I am now holding formal interviews for contacts..(you DO see my tongue firmly poking in my cheek, right?)<br /><br />I only have some very basic standards that potential buddies must meet; these are minimum requirements:<br /><br />1. If you're in the Chairforce: You must know how to spell the phrase, "PT Test" AND know someone who has passed one.<br /><br />2. If you're a Jarhead: You MUST be able to point to the United States on a globe, AND be able to provide at least ONE disparaging term for each branch of the other services.<br /><br />3. If you're a Squid: You are REQUIRED to prove that, during deployment, you have successfully sent back to the kitchen, a steak that was cooked medium rare, rather than rare like you ordered in the FIRST DAMN PLACE! AND also show that the cook stood a Captain’s Mast for this dereliction of duty.<br /><br />4. If you're a Coastie: You should be able to show (with documentation) that you spent an ENTIRE night (yes, the dark can be scary) on board a sea-going vessel AND previously bitched about how the CG was under the DoT, but now (Thank God!) is a member of the DoD family.<br /><br />5. If you're a Dog-faced grunt, Mud-Muncher: You're automatically in. Congrats on joining a real military service!

2014-10-09T00:31:37-04:00 2014-10-09T00:31:37-04:00 SFC Mark Merino 270527

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="375120" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/375120-63t-ifv-cfv-itv-systems-mechanic">SPC Private RallyPoint Member</a> I'm the same way, brother. The Army did this to us!

2014-10-09T03:26:25-04:00 2014-10-09T03:26:25-04:00 MSG Wade Huffman 270591

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>How could I not connect after such a cry for help! Obviously a lot of 'soul searching' went into your post! LOL!

2014-10-09T07:18:36-04:00 2014-10-09T07:18:36-04:00 TSgt Joshua Copeland 270617

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Too funny!... physical fitness test. My unit currently has a like a 98% pass rate just for the record. But asking AF folks to spell is a bit silly, we have the highest ASVAB score average of all the services...<br /><br />*tongue firmly planted in cheek

2014-10-09T07:37:52-04:00 2014-10-09T07:37:52-04:00 SSG Maurice P. 270672

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>SPC TOUSLEY you and afew others on here would be great battle buddies...you got to excuse me i have a dim light bulb (i'm slow)i dont know how to get my own self too 100% percent hehehehehehehe but once i adapt and overcome my snail pace that will happen...

2014-10-09T08:41:11-04:00 2014-10-09T08:41:11-04:00 SPC Private RallyPoint Member 270711

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Thank you all! I'm now 100% with my profile! Of course, I'd be honored to connect with anyone else who can meet the above minimum requirements!

2014-10-09T09:28:29-04:00 2014-10-09T09:28:29-04:00 1SG Private RallyPoint Member 270750

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>LOL! I have to go along with <a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="156836" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/156836-msg-wade-huffman">MSG Wade Huffman</a> , plus one should always come to the aid of a battle buddy!

2014-10-09T10:02:16-04:00 2014-10-09T10:02:16-04:00 SCPO Private RallyPoint Member 271708

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Now that is some funny shit right there!!!!

2014-10-09T23:44:13-04:00 2014-10-09T23:44:13-04:00 SFC Jo Ann Klawitter 8758545

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I’m having the same problem did you get an answer of how you can get 100%

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