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11 things First Sergeants say that make troops lose their minds. What have you heard?2015-04-24T01:17:43-04:00CSM Michael J. Uhlig614868<div class="images-v2-count-1"><div class="content-picture image-v2-number-1" id="image-36827"> <div class="social_icons social-buttons-on-image">
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11 things First Sergeants say that make troops lose their minds. What have you heard?2015-04-24T01:17:43-04:002015-04-24T01:17:43-04:00SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL615066<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Who did it?Response by SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL made Apr 24 at 2015 5:10 AM2015-04-24T05:10:14-04:002015-04-24T05:10:14-04:00SSG (ret) William Martin615068<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>One I have heard since meeting a Drill Sergeant when I was a recruit was "This man's Army" and the man who they were relating to was the President I believe. <br /><br />Another one I have heard many 1SGs say is "Dog gone" this and that. <br /><br />"Give me three dog gone bodies yesterday"<br /><br /><br />"My dog gone barracks are jacked up"Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Apr 24 at 2015 5:22 AM2015-04-24T05:22:07-04:002015-04-24T05:22:07-04:00CPT Private RallyPoint Member615074<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I could say a few things but I don't want to start a war between the O's and the E's.Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 5:35 AM2015-04-24T05:35:37-04:002015-04-24T05:35:37-04:00SFC Stephen King615075<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Great list and so true. I have a tendency to use behooves.Response by SFC Stephen King made Apr 24 at 2015 5:36 AM2015-04-24T05:36:44-04:002015-04-24T05:36:44-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member615095<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Standby to standby." Translation: Some unknown-to-you event is supposed to happen sometime in the next 1-to-20 hours, so sit here and don't go anywhere or start doing anything productive because we'll have at least 3 false-alarms before we finally get word that the unknown event has been cancelled.Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 6:06 AM2015-04-24T06:06:18-04:002015-04-24T06:06:18-04:00MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca615106<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"But, you have to take your APFT" generally tops the list.<br /><br />"if it ain't raining, we ain't training"<br /><br />"O-dark thirty"Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Apr 24 at 2015 6:14 AM2015-04-24T06:14:52-04:002015-04-24T06:14:52-04:00MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca615111<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"You need to police..." often followed by:<br />the brass<br />the butts<br />yourself<br />your buddyResponse by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Apr 24 at 2015 6:19 AM2015-04-24T06:19:39-04:002015-04-24T06:19:39-04:00Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS615169<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"That's not what the supernut is for!" <br /><br />- No one is really sure what the supernumerary on the Duty list is for, but apparently the 1stSgt has a master list of what he isn't for.Response by Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS made Apr 24 at 2015 7:14 AM2015-04-24T07:14:47-04:002015-04-24T07:14:47-04:00CPT Aaron Kletzing615247<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I had a 1SG who used to say this all the time -- "That's more F'd up than a football bat."Response by CPT Aaron Kletzing made Apr 24 at 2015 8:03 AM2015-04-24T08:03:09-04:002015-04-24T08:03:09-04:00SPC Christian Ziegler615262<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I had a few great First Sergeants, I remember one called us "Hero's" or "MOPP 5 in full effect if you Hero's go out tonight," "you better put a rain coat on it" "where is my damn CQ" "Holy sh*t Private how F-ing dumb can you get, did you parents have any children that lived, Get Out of my Office." followed by " SPC _________ get in my office and get into front leaning rest now you sh*t stick, why did you send Private _________ in here" you guys get the idea but it was always the same and Top laughed his ass off once the door was closed.Response by SPC Christian Ziegler made Apr 24 at 2015 8:12 AM2015-04-24T08:12:12-04:002015-04-24T08:12:12-04:001LT William Clardy615267<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>At a platoon sergeants meeting in the first sergeant's office:<br /><br />First Sergeant: "... And this should be your top priority today."<br />First Sergeant: "... This will be your top priority today."<br />First Sergeant: "... This is our top priority today."<br />Platoon Sergeant: "Which is our Number One Top Priority for today?"<br />First Sergeant: "They all are."Response by 1LT William Clardy made Apr 24 at 2015 8:17 AM2015-04-24T08:17:00-04:002015-04-24T08:17:00-04:00MAJ Private RallyPoint Member615316<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"I will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk in dry if you don't fix yourself"Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 8:37 AM2015-04-24T08:37:02-04:002015-04-24T08:37:02-04:00Capt Richard I P.615333<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Yep. The worst is when people try to use words in the wrong context or with the wrong pronunciation. In Public.Response by Capt Richard I P. made Apr 24 at 2015 8:42 AM2015-04-24T08:42:54-04:002015-04-24T08:42:54-04:00CW5 Jim Steddum615370<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG Rap : <a target="_blank" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NMo_phOLkM">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NMo_phOLkM</a> <div class="pta-link-card answers-template-image type-youtube">
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Response by CW5 Jim Steddum made Apr 24 at 2015 8:55 AM2015-04-24T08:55:32-04:002015-04-24T08:55:32-04:00SGT Richard H.615408<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>He missed a part on #7. "Hooah" is both a question and an answer. <br /><br />"We got a lot of moving parts here, so let's not get wrapped around the axle, Hooah?"<br /><br />"Hooah, First Sergeant!"Response by SGT Richard H. made Apr 24 at 2015 9:06 AM2015-04-24T09:06:51-04:002015-04-24T09:06:51-04:001SG Scott MacGregor615504<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>If you begin any sentence with the phrase or any variation of "I thought" you are about to step in it.Response by 1SG Scott MacGregor made Apr 24 at 2015 9:37 AM2015-04-24T09:37:16-04:002015-04-24T09:37:16-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member615591<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>This was a GREAT post! Made me laugh. I needed it this Friday! Thank you for sharing <a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="181746" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/181746-csm-michael-j-uhlig">CSM Michael J. Uhlig</a> <br /><br />Now I ask, how many of the 11 do you say? Do you have any special sayings?Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 10:03 AM2015-04-24T10:03:04-04:002015-04-24T10:03:04-04:00SGM Erik Marquez615618<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I really don't understand this thread.. Im quite sure no sentence I ever uttered as a 1SG was ever received by my Soldiers as anything other than lovingly welcome, professional and well timed , articulate and sucent guidance that helped them achieve greatness as a team. <br /><br />Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.Response by SGM Erik Marquez made Apr 24 at 2015 10:08 AM2015-04-24T10:08:58-04:002015-04-24T10:08:58-04:00PO3 Steven Sherrill615638<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When there is no work left to be done, and everything has been cleaned: "Field Day the workcenter/passageway/ladderwell/etc..."Response by PO3 Steven Sherrill made Apr 24 at 2015 10:14 AM2015-04-24T10:14:59-04:002015-04-24T10:14:59-04:00SSG Private RallyPoint Member615782<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Do what you rank can afford." Or the same meaning "Be daring...Fart as loud as your anus can handle"Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 11:09 AM2015-04-24T11:09:42-04:002015-04-24T11:09:42-04:00CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member615871<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Watch this....." ((walks away with purpose))<br />:)Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 11:42 AM2015-04-24T11:42:36-04:002015-04-24T11:42:36-04:00MSG Brad Sand615884<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>What part of 'No' don't you understand?Response by MSG Brad Sand made Apr 24 at 2015 11:48 AM2015-04-24T11:48:25-04:002015-04-24T11:48:25-04:00SPC Private RallyPoint Member616265<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>" I tell you what..." followed closely by "those guys are gonna be in a world of hurt if they don't..."Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 1:51 PM2015-04-24T13:51:43-04:002015-04-24T13:51:43-04:00LTC Private RallyPoint Member616369<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"It is what it is."Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 2:34 PM2015-04-24T14:34:35-04:002015-04-24T14:34:35-04:00GySgt Wayne A. Ekblad616371<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Hero" / "Heroes" as used by every Tom, Dick, and Harry who doesn't wear a uniform to describe every Tom, Dick, and Harry that does. Actually, not as badly used now as it was there for a few years.Response by GySgt Wayne A. Ekblad made Apr 24 at 2015 2:35 PM2015-04-24T14:35:56-04:002015-04-24T14:35:56-04:00SFC Private RallyPoint Member616372<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>HooahResponse by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 2:36 PM2015-04-24T14:36:31-04:002015-04-24T14:36:31-04:00PO1 Private RallyPoint Member616380<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Shipmate"Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 2:37 PM2015-04-24T14:37:50-04:002015-04-24T14:37:50-04:00LTC John Shaw616388<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>'Your a smart guy' sounds like a compliment but it is typically used as a snide backhanded critic. Usually a boss not in your chain who wants to point out a flaw in your logic or something THEY want you to do, but is not actually part of your responsibility.Response by LTC John Shaw made Apr 24 at 2015 2:40 PM2015-04-24T14:40:58-04:002015-04-24T14:40:58-04:00SFC Mark Merino616438<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Ate up, soup sandwich, squared away, hooah.Response by SFC Mark Merino made Apr 24 at 2015 2:53 PM2015-04-24T14:53:59-04:002015-04-24T14:53:59-04:00MSgt Private RallyPoint Member616448<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"I just want to piggyback on what [previous speaker] just said." Every commander's call or meeting.Response by MSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 2:56 PM2015-04-24T14:56:15-04:002015-04-24T14:56:15-04:00LTC John Shaw616461<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>'Soup sandwich' <br /><br />I actually like this one, except for when I was younger and it was applied to me...Response by LTC John Shaw made Apr 24 at 2015 2:59 PM2015-04-24T14:59:46-04:002015-04-24T14:59:46-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member616744<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>While I was in basic our First Sergeant came in the barracks and asked who loved art, several trainees raised their hands, he then asked how many of you like to dance, several trainees raised their hands. They left with the First Sergeant and didn't return until dark. The art lovers had painted barracks all day, and the dancers "waltzed" a mop around in all the mess halls. First thing my dad told me," Don't volunteer for anything". First time I ever listened to him.Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 4:27 PM2015-04-24T16:27:18-04:002015-04-24T16:27:18-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member616746<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Sergeant Bodine, " Where the hell you been all day "?Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 4:29 PM2015-04-24T16:29:18-04:002015-04-24T16:29:18-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member616770<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>They use air guns now, it doesn't hurt as much as a needle.Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 4:34 PM2015-04-24T16:34:11-04:002015-04-24T16:34:11-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member616784<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>First night at my AO in Vietnam, first sergeant comes in drunk and started kicking me asking, "Where the hell are my boots you SOB". I was asleep. I jumped up and said, " They're on your feet First Sargeant. True story.Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 4:38 PM2015-04-24T16:38:51-04:002015-04-24T16:38:51-04:00SSG Kenneth Lanning616796<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Formation in 10 minutes!"...45 minutes later, as we all memorize the backs of each others' heads in formation wondering where top and the commander are...Response by SSG Kenneth Lanning made Apr 24 at 2015 4:42 PM2015-04-24T16:42:15-04:002015-04-24T16:42:15-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member616834<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Hands down, without a question it would have to be 'battle buddy.' There is no other phrase I've heard since I have been in the Army that makes me feel like a joke. It became a big problem when my civilian friends heard the phrase used and wouldn't let me hear the end of it. Ever since I heard that phrase, it made me feel as if I wasn't in the Army, more like a boy scout or something.Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 4:52 PM2015-04-24T16:52:31-04:002015-04-24T16:52:31-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member616836<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Wasn't me "correcting" the 1SG, but it was one of the few conversations that has had a lasting impact on me. Was able to learn about the "lozenge" and "trucks." Admittedly, I didn't exactly understand it when I heard it at first.<br /><br />1SG: Do you see these diamonds on my collars?!<br /><br />SPC: That's a lozenge first sergeant...<br /><br />1SG: Bullshit! It's only a god damned lozenge when some knucklehead says there are hundreds of trucks on post!Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 4:53 PM2015-04-24T16:53:16-04:002015-04-24T16:53:16-04:00SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member616858<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Hurry Up and Wait....ahhhh gawd, can't stand that one.Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 5:02 PM2015-04-24T17:02:33-04:002015-04-24T17:02:33-04:00SFC Private RallyPoint Member616932<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>You TRACKING.....Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 5:25 PM2015-04-24T17:25:20-04:002015-04-24T17:25:20-04:00SFC Private RallyPoint Member616941<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>COB formation TOP would walk out and look at the formation as if we were crazy. then say 1630 ain't no God Damn magic number. Get back to work!Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 5:28 PM2015-04-24T17:28:48-04:002015-04-24T17:28:48-04:00SFC Charles S.616958<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>We used to have a 1SG that would say just before a detail begins...If it grows cut it, if it doesn't move paint it, if it does move, salute it, pick it up, or park it somewhere else. 1. 2. 3. and Go.Response by SFC Charles S. made Apr 24 at 2015 5:36 PM2015-04-24T17:36:55-04:002015-04-24T17:36:55-04:00CPO Emmett (Bud) Carpenter617340<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Be there and be squareResponse by CPO Emmett (Bud) Carpenter made Apr 24 at 2015 8:42 PM2015-04-24T20:42:24-04:002015-04-24T20:42:24-04:00Sgt Adam Jennings617377<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>NCO's and junior enlisted shouldn't be hanging out together because of fraternization (which is actually between enlisted and officers)!<br /><br />Junior enlisted member gets DUI and NCO's get chewed out and told they should have been there to make sure that it didn't happen.<br /><br />So confusing??? <br /><br />I mean, do I fraternize and risk a butt chewing but keep my juniors out of trouble, or not fraternize and get a butt chewing anyway because my junior enlisted got into trouble because I wasn't there? Which one First Sgt?Response by Sgt Adam Jennings made Apr 24 at 2015 8:55 PM2015-04-24T20:55:02-04:002015-04-24T20:55:02-04:00MAJ Private RallyPoint Member617564<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Get over here raggedy<br /><br />Sir, could you ask the LTC "WTF" for real it is an officer thing right, just treat him like he's your daddy and you need the vet for a date.Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 24 at 2015 10:46 PM2015-04-24T22:46:44-04:002015-04-24T22:46:44-04:001LT William Clardy617713<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>A civilian flavor of the same issue:<br /><br /><a target="_blank" href="https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/12-misused-words-even-smart-people-cant-resist-jeff-haden?trk=eml-b2_content_ecosystem_digest-recommended_articles-165-null">https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/12-misused-words-even-smart-people-cant-resist-jeff-haden?trk=eml-b2_content_ecosystem_digest-recommended_articles-165-null</a>Response by 1LT William Clardy made Apr 25 at 2015 12:04 AM2015-04-25T00:04:17-04:002015-04-25T00:04:17-04:00MAJ Private RallyPoint Member617718<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"If you ever call me TOP again, I'm going to kick your ass!"Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 25 at 2015 12:08 AM2015-04-25T00:08:22-04:002015-04-25T00:08:22-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member618417<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1)"Hooah!“ *silence *"I SAID HOOAH!!"<br />2) "Y'all better be here 15 minutes 'til 15 minutes prior."<br />3) "Hey...somebody get on the horn with..."<br />4) "Platoon Sergeants, where's all your bodies?"Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 25 at 2015 11:48 AM2015-04-25T11:48:41-04:002015-04-25T11:48:41-04:00GySgt Private RallyPoint Member619801<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Telling Marines to police call outside the wire on deployment. 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You need to go unf**k yourself!" never said to me, but the Marines seemed pretty fond of those two!Response by SrA Kelly Richard made Apr 26 at 2015 1:25 PM2015-04-26T13:25:02-04:002015-04-26T13:25:02-04:00MAJ Ken Landgren620722<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Urinalysis time! So I get picked for a 10% 3 times in a row with the probability of that happening is 1 out 1000. What's worse is they used a UA who was a E-4 (P), so we had to do it all over again with a NCO UA. I was mad at the world for a few minutes.Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Apr 26 at 2015 4:31 PM2015-04-26T16:31:31-04:002015-04-26T16:31:31-04:00COL Mikel J. Burroughs620725<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Here's another one you can add to the list. The one prominent thing I remember to this day that came from my very first First Sergeant's mouth was, "Horse collar, you eye balling me?" That was in Fort Ord, CA November 1975. For the remainder of my tour from Private to Specialist my name was "Horse Collar!"Response by COL Mikel J. Burroughs made Apr 26 at 2015 4:36 PM2015-04-26T16:36:10-04:002015-04-26T16:36:10-04:00SPC Angel Guma620960<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Our 1sgt in Afghanistan was beloved by all the troops. I often found he played the same 'stand by' game and then nothing happened. The difference though, when it came from him, people took it without griping. When someone else did it that they didn't like, they complained.Response by SPC Angel Guma made Apr 26 at 2015 6:27 PM2015-04-26T18:27:23-04:002015-04-26T18:27:23-04:00SSgt Randy Saulsberry621581<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Secure that happiness Marines"Response by SSgt Randy Saulsberry made Apr 27 at 2015 2:16 AM2015-04-27T02:16:03-04:002015-04-27T02:16:03-04:00SSG John Erny622138<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1SG Happeny, he never said much, but you could tell when he was very angry, he could give a look that would put fear in anyone.Response by SSG John Erny made Apr 27 at 2015 10:33 AM2015-04-27T10:33:04-04:002015-04-27T10:33:04-04:00PO1 Private RallyPoint Member629565<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I'd keep a few the straws off the juice boxes we'd get in Iraq, and when the troops would complain, I'd fish one out, toss it to the loudest complainer, and wait for them to give me that dumb look, "WTF is this?!" <br /><br />"That, knuckleshuffler, is a straw. Open it up, and SUCK IT THE F*&K UP!!"Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 29 at 2015 5:20 PM2015-04-29T17:20:40-04:002015-04-29T17:20:40-04:00SFC Private RallyPoint Member629766<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>In most condencending tone possible "a'ight sergeant, I got you, I got you" ...with every disagreement.Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 29 at 2015 6:17 PM2015-04-29T18:17:03-04:002015-04-29T18:17:03-04:00Cpl Karl Gleason630190<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>If you drink don't drive if you drive don't drink. If you have sex with an unfamiliar sex partner use a condom.Response by Cpl Karl Gleason made Apr 29 at 2015 8:39 PM2015-04-29T20:39:39-04:002015-04-29T20:39:39-04:00SPC John Levine630663<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>My First Sergeant always droned on and on and would finally say he's letting us go home early. (45 minutes after our usual COB)Response by SPC John Levine made Apr 30 at 2015 12:02 AM2015-04-30T00:02:07-04:002015-04-30T00:02:07-04:00SSG Paul Setterholm656117<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Hey you!" Detail. You happen to be walking by and he grabs you for a work detail. That drove me nuts. <br />1sg showing up to the mess hall on Christmas Day telling us we had to "dress appropriate for dinner" (no sweats or t-shirts)Response by SSG Paul Setterholm made May 9 at 2015 8:12 PM2015-05-09T20:12:43-04:002015-05-09T20:12:43-04:00SPC Private RallyPoint Member658846<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>(Brigade)<br />"We will be going home early."<br /><br />(Deployment)<br />"The mission will be quick."Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made May 11 at 2015 8:54 AM2015-05-11T08:54:11-04:002015-05-11T08:54:11-04:00SSG Paul Setterholm660790<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Funny sayings not necessarily from a 1sg<br /> 1. Out-fucking-standing! Put the f word in middle of any word you wish to emphasize.<br /> 2. He's been in the army since Christ was a corporal.<br /> 3. It's beer-30.<br /> 4. Get your head out of your 4th point of contact.<br /> 5. There are few things a soldier has in this mans army, his foot locker is one and your sitting on mine.<br /> 6. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink!<br /> 7. If you don't feed me,pay me, or fuck me... I don't care what you have to say.Response by SSG Paul Setterholm made May 11 at 2015 8:24 PM2015-05-11T20:24:46-04:002015-05-11T20:24:46-04:00SSG Paul Setterholm660829<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>8. Time to shit,shower,shave (shower in garrison)<br />9. You need to wash you goat smelling ass. (Shower in the field)<br />10. Any of you lame, lazy, or crazy. (Sick call)<br />11. Can I read your F.M. (Not referring to a field manual)<br />12. What the fuck,over?<br />13. Are you going to eat that track pad? ( M.R.E. Cookie)<br />14. 1 big horse fart (explosion)<br />15. Fart sack (sleeping bag) hooch (make shift tent)Response by SSG Paul Setterholm made May 11 at 2015 8:38 PM2015-05-11T20:38:26-04:002015-05-11T20:38:26-04:00SPC Gregory Hall681966<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I had a First Sergeant who insisted on starting every sentence with "What it is is"...Response by SPC Gregory Hall made May 20 at 2015 1:41 AM2015-05-20T01:41:33-04:002015-05-20T01:41:33-04:001SG Jason Smith700430<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>My Favorite was Dont call me TOP...Im not a child's toy that spins on its head....Common sense has gone AWOL and this They character everyone keeps talking about better be in my office at 1700Response by 1SG Jason Smith made May 27 at 2015 5:57 PM2015-05-27T17:57:23-04:002015-05-27T17:57:23-04:00MAJ Private RallyPoint Member1176865<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>any kind o safety brief if read off a note card or piece of paper. Guys reading classes off of powerpoint bullet point by bullet point.Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 15 at 2015 11:00 AM2015-12-15T11:00:17-05:002015-12-15T11:00:17-05:001SG Bill Farmerie2350415<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>How about "it doesn't rain in the Army, it rains ON the Army"Response by 1SG Bill Farmerie made Feb 17 at 2017 4:40 PM2017-02-17T16:40:09-05:002017-02-17T16:40:09-05:00PFC Robert Rice2987276<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I know that most if not all soldiers have heard their First Sergeants tell them during a last formation briefing not to have sex with underage girls. Must check I.D. before engaging in that activity.Response by PFC Robert Rice made Oct 10 at 2017 1:42 PM2017-10-10T13:42:29-04:002017-10-10T13:42:29-04:00SGT Mark Halmrast2988821<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Listen up, men. Today is the company Christmas party. You will go, and you will have fun."Response by SGT Mark Halmrast made Oct 10 at 2017 11:32 PM2017-10-10T23:32:50-04:002017-10-10T23:32:50-04:001SG Private RallyPoint Member3285330<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Not that I would ever fall into the trap of using idiom to make a point, but when I say "come see me later", you are screwed.<br />If the commander needs to see you, it might be good news.<br />If the First Sergeant needs to see you, it is NEVER good news.Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 23 at 2018 10:09 AM2018-01-23T10:09:35-05:002018-01-23T10:09:35-05:00SPC Private RallyPoint Member3614927<div class="images-v2-count-1"><div class="content-picture image-v2-number-1" id="image-235683"> <div class="social_icons social-buttons-on-image">
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