A little Monday morning coffee humor to get the week started.

2015-07-27T09:14:34-04:00

As I was fixing my own coffee at work this morning, I remember the days when I was the designated coffee maker for the shop, a lot has changed since then.

Response by GySgt Wayne A. Ekblad made Jul 27 at 2015 9:19 AM

2015-07-27T09:19:44-04:00

Response by PV2 Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 27 at 2015 9:29 AM

2015-07-27T09:29:49-04:00

LOL! Funny Chief!

Response by Capt Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 27 at 2015 9:46 AM

2015-07-27T09:46:39-04:00

As the lowest ranking airman, I was NOT allowed to make coffee.

On the other hand, I was allowed (no mandated) to clear up the coffee area.

Response by PO3 Steven Sherrill made Jul 27 at 2015 10:58 AM

2015-07-27T10:58:35-04:00

I love when it is referred to as "Lifer's Juice" in the movie Heartbreak Ridge.

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 27 at 2015 11:20 AM

2015-07-27T11:20:48-04:00

Coffee, "the breakfast of champions".

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Jul 27 at 2015 11:56 AM

2015-07-27T11:56:21-04:00

Response by SSG John Jensen made Jul 27 at 2015 12:14 PM

2015-07-27T12:14:42-04:00

amazingly in the Bde HQs on drill, as the Jr Full-time NCO, I was too important to make coffee, I knew where everything was, and how to make certain machines work

Response by PO1 John Miller made Jul 31 at 2015 7:35 AM

2015-07-31T07:35:28-04:00

I didn't drink coffee until much later in my Navy career but now I can't live without it.

When I was a Seaman Recruit on my first ship doing mess cranking duty (KP duty for you Soldiers) I was sometimes charged with making the coffee for the crew even though I didn't drink it. I was finally relieved of coffee duty when enough complaints were lodged against my coffee. Do you think they've figured it out yet that I purposely messed up the coffee?

When I was a PO3 in Guam, a PO1 once tried to order me to make coffee. I said "RM1 with all due respect if I make coffee you'll be on the toilet for the rest of shift."

When I finally did start drinking coffee on a regular basis I was a firm believer in the "you take the last cup you make the next pot" rule. Or I would just make my own coffee because my junior guys liked that fru fru Starbucks crap or they didn't drink coffee.

To this day I like my coffee hot, strong, and black. I usually drink Starbucks (I know, I know) French Roast blend. But, I make my own coffee, I rarely go to a coffee shop.

Response by CSM Michael Poll made Aug 1 at 2015 12:23 PM

2015-08-01T12:23:59-04:00

soooooooooo much truth to this.......

Response by PVT Raymond Lopez made Mar 10 at 2019 8:23 AM

2019-03-10T08:23:35-04:00

Coffee keeps people from dying!!

Response by Cadet SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 16 at 2022 1:01 AM

2022-09-16T01:01:30-04:00

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