https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/alabama-crimson-tide-vs-tennessee-volunteers <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Three Crimson Tide fans were headed to Knoxville to watch their beloved Tide take on the Volunteers. Just north of Chattanooga on I-75 the trio were pulled over by a Tennessee State Trooper. The trooper walks up to the driver's window and punches the driver in the face. <br /><br />Driver: What the hell was that for?<br /><br />Trooper: For not having your drivers license ready when I got here.<br /><br />The trooper proceeds to walk around to the passenger window and punches the passenger.<br /><br />Passenger: What the hell was that for?<br /><br />Trooper: That was for not having the registration and insurance ready when I got here.<br /><br />Next, the trooper proceeds to step to the rear window and punches the rear passenger in the face.<br /><br />Rear passenger: What the hell was that for?<br /><br />Trooper: I was giving you your wish.<br /><br />Rear passenger: What wish?<br /><br />Trooper: I know a few miles down the road you'd say 'I wish he'd hit me like that' Wed, 11 Feb 2015 04:57:57 -0500 https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/alabama-crimson-tide-vs-tennessee-volunteers <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Three Crimson Tide fans were headed to Knoxville to watch their beloved Tide take on the Volunteers. Just north of Chattanooga on I-75 the trio were pulled over by a Tennessee State Trooper. The trooper walks up to the driver's window and punches the driver in the face. <br /><br />Driver: What the hell was that for?<br /><br />Trooper: For not having your drivers license ready when I got here.<br /><br />The trooper proceeds to walk around to the passenger window and punches the passenger.<br /><br />Passenger: What the hell was that for?<br /><br />Trooper: That was for not having the registration and insurance ready when I got here.<br /><br />Next, the trooper proceeds to step to the rear window and punches the rear passenger in the face.<br /><br />Rear passenger: What the hell was that for?<br /><br />Trooper: I was giving you your wish.<br /><br />Rear passenger: What wish?<br /><br />Trooper: I know a few miles down the road you'd say 'I wish he'd hit me like that' SSG Private RallyPoint Member Wed, 11 Feb 2015 04:57:57 -0500 2015-02-11T04:57:57-05:00 https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/alabama-crimson-tide-vs-tennessee-volunteers?n=469415&urlhash=469415 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>LOL....funny SGT Jim Z. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 04:59:03 -0500 2015-02-11T04:59:03-05:00 https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/alabama-crimson-tide-vs-tennessee-volunteers?n=469524&urlhash=469524 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><br />Funny, but highly unlikely ... It has been a long time since anybody from Tennessee kicked the hell out of anybody from Alabama... :-) ROLL TIDE!!!<br /><br />By the way, although I am a die-hard Alabama Crimson Tide fan, I am also a Tennessee Volunteer fan. Although I graduated from Alabama, I lived in Knoxville for 10 years. Go VOLS... COL Jean (John) F. B. Wed, 11 Feb 2015 08:13:06 -0500 2015-02-11T08:13:06-05:00 2015-02-11T04:57:57-05:00