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The Navy sailor may need to have his head examined based on extreme foolishness :-)Response by LTC Stephen F. made Sep 29 at 2015 9:47 AM2015-09-29T09:47:04-04:002015-09-29T09:47:04-04:00MSG Private RallyPoint Member1001836<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I would almost have to say that this PO1 really shouldn't face too much NJP since the raccoon messed his world up enough. Let's face it, he is never going to live that one down. On top of the fact that he was creative enough to try and use an animal to bypass the machine, so I will give him points for that. Otherwise, just slap that "Dumbass" stamp on his forehead.Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 9:48 AM2015-09-29T09:48:41-04:002015-09-29T09:48:41-04:00LCDR Private RallyPoint Member1001852<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I think I am going to start posting the "Friday Funnies" from the Naval Safety CenterResponse by LCDR Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 9:56 AM2015-09-29T09:56:10-04:002015-09-29T09:56:10-04:00LCDR Private RallyPoint Member1001855<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>WTF that's some serious drunk ingenuity. I'm: a) Impressed b) laughing c) shaking my head<br /><br />The guy probably needs counseling and alcohol treatment (I mean the breathalyzer on his vehicle is a sign already...)Response by LCDR Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 9:56 AM2015-09-29T09:56:58-04:002015-09-29T09:56:58-04:00CDR Terry Boles1001884<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Too funny to be true, but definitely a hilarious twist to beating the breathalyzer.Response by CDR Terry Boles made Sep 29 at 2015 10:07 AM2015-09-29T10:07:46-04:002015-09-29T10:07:46-04:00MAJ Private RallyPoint Member1001899<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>If this is true (verified) - this is arguably the greatest "sea story" of all time. *Insert Will Ferrell's "I'm not even mad..." meme*Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 10:14 AM2015-09-29T10:14:36-04:002015-09-29T10:14:36-04:00SSG Private RallyPoint Member1001930<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Awesome story!Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 10:26 AM2015-09-29T10:26:50-04:002015-09-29T10:26:50-04:00SGT Patrick Reno1001964<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>That is the funniest story I have read in a long time. Had to have 3 other guys come over to my office to read it. Since it was a Navy guy it is good to see the raccoon was not sexually assaulted also.Response by SGT Patrick Reno made Sep 29 at 2015 10:40 AM2015-09-29T10:40:51-04:002015-09-29T10:40:51-04:00SFC Christopher Springs1001990<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>That's crazyResponse by SFC Christopher Springs made Sep 29 at 2015 10:53 AM2015-09-29T10:53:14-04:002015-09-29T10:53:14-04:00CAPT Kevin B.1002025<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Kinda reminds me of the two guys in an old pickup that went off the road. The cop figured they were drunk, but no. Seems the headlights went out due to a blown fuse. They didn't have a spare but did have a 22 long rifle. The truck went a ways before the bullet blew into the driver's nuts, hence the accident.Response by CAPT Kevin B. made Sep 29 at 2015 11:03 AM2015-09-29T11:03:50-04:002015-09-29T11:03:50-04:00CPO Private RallyPoint Member1002061<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Brilliant! I'm drafting up the NAM paperwork right now.Response by CPO Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 11:14 AM2015-09-29T11:14:07-04:002015-09-29T11:14:07-04:00LCpl Mark Lefler1002062<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Marines: Improvise, adapt and overcome.Response by LCpl Mark Lefler made Sep 29 at 2015 11:14 AM2015-09-29T11:14:25-04:002015-09-29T11:14:25-04:00LTC Private RallyPoint Member1002087<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I call BS on the authenticity of the document....but it is damn funny.Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 11:24 AM2015-09-29T11:24:04-04:002015-09-29T11:24:04-04:00SGT Freddie Richard1002338<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I can't quit laughingResponse by SGT Freddie Richard made Sep 29 at 2015 12:40 PM2015-09-29T12:40:10-04:002015-09-29T12:40:10-04:001SG Private RallyPoint Member1002363<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>No word on the condition of the raccoon...<br />Turns out next week's solution presented itself when the Petty Officer purloined one of the floating mats from the pool. Interlock starter in a bag... that should last him months.Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 12:49 PM2015-09-29T12:49:22-04:002015-09-29T12:49:22-04:00SGM Private RallyPoint Member1002486<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Seriously, Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. It's very humerous and thought provoking, though. I give it 4 out of 5 stars for originality.Response by SGM Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 1:19 PM2015-09-29T13:19:23-04:002015-09-29T13:19:23-04:00PO2 George Smith1002491<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Sounds like a scene from "tommy boy"... LMAOResponse by PO2 George Smith made Sep 29 at 2015 1:20 PM2015-09-29T13:20:35-04:002015-09-29T13:20:35-04:00Sgt Private RallyPoint Member1002511<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>JTTOTS is always watching.Response by Sgt Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 1:26 PM2015-09-29T13:26:13-04:002015-09-29T13:26:13-04:00SSG Roderick Smith1002534<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I'm with <a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="84756" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/84756-65d-physician-assistant">LTC Private RallyPoint Member</a> , I call BS on the authenticity too... because typical military police reports don't sound that intelligent, nor are they that complete. They usually look like a drunk racoon wrote them.Response by SSG Roderick Smith made Sep 29 at 2015 1:34 PM2015-09-29T13:34:11-04:002015-09-29T13:34:11-04:00PO3 Private RallyPoint Member1003410<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Oh lord even though this is clearly a heaping pile of steaming horse sh*t it's still pretty funnyResponse by PO3 Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 5:47 PM2015-09-29T17:47:49-04:002015-09-29T17:47:49-04:00CW5 Private RallyPoint Member1003431<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Classic. While that guy should not have been driving, he's got a story (and a police report to prove it) to share for the rest of his life. I hope he changes his ways before he hurts or kills himself or others.Response by CW5 Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 29 at 2015 5:56 PM2015-09-29T17:56:11-04:002015-09-29T17:56:11-04:00GySgt Moses Lozano1003461<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I believe it! I loved working their as an MP because there was never a dull moment while working on patrol there. You also get to work with the Border Patrol, CHP and Ocean Side Police department.Response by GySgt Moses Lozano made Sep 29 at 2015 6:09 PM2015-09-29T18:09:53-04:002015-09-29T18:09:53-04:00Sgt Tom Cunnally1003605<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Look like the PO1 had a very bad day....or don't squeeze a Raccoon they just like other Raccoons to do that...Response by Sgt Tom Cunnally made Sep 29 at 2015 6:55 PM2015-09-29T18:55:27-04:002015-09-29T18:55:27-04:00PO3 Sherry Thornburg1004033<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Geez, Teach him to mess with a raccoon and try to cheat the tester.Response by PO3 Sherry Thornburg made Sep 29 at 2015 9:39 PM2015-09-29T21:39:06-04:002015-09-29T21:39:06-04:00SSG Toryn Green1004445<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Wow...just wow.Response by SSG Toryn Green made Sep 30 at 2015 12:29 AM2015-09-30T00:29:28-04:002015-09-30T00:29:28-04:00LCDR Rabbah Rona Matlow1005294<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Life is tough, but...Response by LCDR Rabbah Rona Matlow made Sep 30 at 2015 10:41 AM2015-09-30T10:41:25-04:002015-09-30T10:41:25-04:00SSgt Alex Robinson1005675<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Sounds like duffle blog to meResponse by SSgt Alex Robinson made Sep 30 at 2015 12:24 PM2015-09-30T12:24:26-04:002015-09-30T12:24:26-04:00Capt Seid Waddell1005717<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Nothing is idiot proof; idiots are too ingenious.Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Sep 30 at 2015 12:34 PM2015-09-30T12:34:21-04:002015-09-30T12:34:21-04:00LTC Private RallyPoint Member1005733<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Can someone get a copy of the blotter report for 26 SEP 2015 at Camp Pendleton? Funny story. I would say never in a million years could someone write a story like this. One of those "you cant make this shit up" moments.Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 30 at 2015 12:37 PM2015-09-30T12:37:53-04:002015-09-30T12:37:53-04:00Capt Brandon Charters1005870<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I'd hate to see the scene in the 1SGT's office Monday morning.Response by Capt Brandon Charters made Sep 30 at 2015 1:11 PM2015-09-30T13:11:11-04:002015-09-30T13:11:11-04:00SA Harold Hansmann1006237<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>That sommina beach, sure has a LARGE set of cajones. <br />Raccoons aren't a light weight fighting critter. They can do some damage.<br />I am roflmao reading this one.Response by SA Harold Hansmann made Sep 30 at 2015 2:47 PM2015-09-30T14:47:34-04:002015-09-30T14:47:34-04:00PO1 John Miller1007773<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I've only seen this on Facebook up until now, so I doubt it actually happened.Response by PO1 John Miller made Oct 1 at 2015 4:12 AM2015-10-01T04:12:36-04:002015-10-01T04:12:36-04:00PO1 John Miller1007774<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Not true:<br /><br /><a target="_blank" href="https://www.google.com/search?q=navy+man+uses+racoon+&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=navy+man+uses+raccoon">https://www.google.com/search?q=navy+man+uses+racoon+&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=navy+man+uses+raccoon</a> <div class="pta-link-card answers-template-image type-default">
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Response by PO1 John Miller made Oct 1 at 2015 4:15 AM2015-10-01T04:15:17-04:002015-10-01T04:15:17-04:00LTC Bink Romanick1009562<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="670541" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/670541-rallypoint-shared-content">RallyPoint Shared Content</a> Good imitative, bad judgement!Response by LTC Bink Romanick made Oct 1 at 2015 7:49 PM2015-10-01T19:49:50-04:002015-10-01T19:49:50-04:00LT Mike R1011066<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>There is NO WAY someone (even drunk) can pick up a raccoon ACTIVELY rummaging in the trash, carry him into a car, and start squeezing the piss out of it without it attacking you. He would have been bit and clawed the minute he stuck his hands anywhere near the coon. The story is BS.Response by LT Mike R made Oct 2 at 2015 11:03 AM2015-10-02T11:03:22-04:002015-10-02T11:03:22-04:00LCpl Ben Spalding2082161<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>This is utterly fantastic. This guy should be hit with the whole book, however he needs a NAM for thinking outside the box.Response by LCpl Ben Spalding made Nov 16 at 2016 9:17 PM2016-11-16T21:17:45-05:002016-11-16T21:17:45-05:00SSgt Dave Henry2363733<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>This has to be straight out of the Navy Safety Center...loved to read them as they came out on the Message Board...they got wider dissemination than the Promotion board results!Response by SSgt Dave Henry made Feb 22 at 2017 5:51 PM2017-02-22T17:51:14-05:002017-02-22T17:51:14-05:00SFC Casey O'Mally7409199<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>NCOs find a way to get it done!Response by SFC Casey O'Mally made Dec 7 at 2021 3:54 PM2021-12-07T15:54:44-05:002021-12-07T15:54:44-05:00SPC Lyle Montgomery7950365<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>This sounds so rediculous that it's hard to believe, but this crap actually happens. Take for example the great United States being led by an incopent senile leader. I think that the jerk who used the coon to bypass a breathalizer test probably has more sense than BidenResponse by SPC Lyle Montgomery made Oct 26 at 2022 8:25 AM2022-10-26T08:25:50-04:002022-10-26T08:25:50-04:00LCpl Private RallyPoint Member7950806<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>BBBBBB SSSSSS. <br /> Not going to sneek up on a racoon in a GI can,or a dumpster.. 17 years living in the contry taught me that. Lots of stray dogs hangout there though. If he was wasted, he probably didnt know the difference anyway.Response by LCpl Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 26 at 2022 2:39 PM2022-10-26T14:39:22-04:002022-10-26T14:39:22-04:00A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney7951592<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I Would NOT Doubt This To Be True:<br />Here's Another One For You.<br /><br />One Evening, Dark And Late At night,<br />We Received An ER Alert,<br />Someone, Actually In A Pick-Up Truck,<br />Had Penetrated A Security Zone, In An Out-Of-The-Way Field, <br />Just Outside Of The Landing Strip.<br />We Surrounded The Area; Even Had A Vehicle With Flood Lights All Across It's Top.<br />We Quietly Approached The Truck When The Flood Lights Flashed On & Covered The Entire Area. Much To Our Surprise, There Was A Couple In The Truck;<br />By Then, Both Were Totally In The Nude. ...<br />We All Cracked Up Laughing As They Scurried To Find Their Clothes, Except The Well Endowed Female, Who Jumped Down To The Floor And Tried To Cover Up.....(Little Rock AFB, Around May Or June Of 1962.) <br />..An Evening To Live In Infamy.Response by A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney made Oct 26 at 2022 10:38 PM2022-10-26T22:38:05-04:002022-10-26T22:38:05-04:00PO1 Sam Deel7951748<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Ain't there a TV lawyer for that? "If you have ever Served at Camp Pendleton and was viciously attacked by a racoon while intoxicated...you might be able to receive compensation for your injuries."Response by PO1 Sam Deel made Oct 27 at 2022 12:04 AM2022-10-27T00:04:21-04:002022-10-27T00:04:21-04:002015-09-29T09:41:47-04:00