SSG Private RallyPoint Member 633288 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I have a division run coming up and I am one of about 3 NCOS that call cadence. I know about 7 cadences and could use some help with new ones. 2015-04-30T23:37:06-04:00 SSG Private RallyPoint Member 633288

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I have a division run coming up and I am one of about 3 NCOS that call cadence. I know about 7 cadences and could use some help with new ones.

2015-04-30T23:37:06-04:00 2015-04-30T23:37:06-04:00 SFC Private RallyPoint Member 633289

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>What cadences do you know?

2015-04-30T23:38:51-04:00 2015-04-30T23:38:51-04:00 SFC Private RallyPoint Member 633298

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I struggle with this one also. My entire career has including running cadences that are apparently focused on all the wrong things and include every vulgarity you can think of. Now we are in an age of the complete opposite side of the spectrum where simply singing about killing will offend someone passing by. So the short long of it is I don't know many PC cadences but I'm working on it.

2015-04-30T23:41:54-04:00 2015-04-30T23:41:54-04:00 COL Charles Williams 633334

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>All or most of the ones I know/knew, are no longer allowed... But, I know your peers, especially the formal Drill Sergeants have plenty that are still allowed...

2015-05-01T00:07:20-04:00 2015-05-01T00:07:20-04:00 SGT Private RallyPoint Member 633472

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Up in the morning before day<br />I don't like it-no way<br />I eat my breakfast too damn soon<br />Hungry as tiger by noon<br /><br />I went to the mess SGT on my knees.<br />Mess SGT mess SGT feed me please.<br />Mess SGT said with a big old grin.<br />If you wanna be __Air Assault__<br />You've got to be thin<br /><br />'Cause I'm hardcore...<br />Lean and mean...<br />Fit to fight...<br />Outta sight!<br /><br />One mile<br />No sweat<br />Two miles<br />Better yet<br /><br />Three miles<br />I can make it<br />Four miles<br />You can make it<br /><br />'Cause I'm hardcore<br />Lean and mean<br />On the scene<br />ARMY green

2015-05-01T01:59:23-04:00 2015-05-01T01:59:23-04:00 SGT Private RallyPoint Member 633474

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Up in the morning before day<br />I don't like it-no way<br />I eat my breakfast too damn soon<br />Hungry as tiger by noon<br /><br />I went to the mess SGT on my knees.<br />Mess SGT mess SGT feed me please.<br />Mess SGT said with a big old grin.<br />If you wanna be __Air Assault__<br />You've got to be thin<br /><br />'Cause I'm hardcore...<br />Lean and mean...<br />Fit to fight...<br />Outta sight!<br /><br />One mile<br />No sweat<br />Two miles<br />Better yet<br /><br />Three miles<br />I can make it<br />Four miles<br />You can make it<br /><br />'Cause I'm hardcore<br />Lean and mean<br />On the scene<br />ARMY green

2015-05-01T02:00:47-04:00 2015-05-01T02:00:47-04:00 SGT Private RallyPoint Member 633475

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I Seen an old lady walkin down the street<br />She had a ruck on her back, jump boots on her feet.<br />I said hey old lady where you goin to<br />She said US Army Airborne school<br />I said hey old lady dont you think you're too old<br />You better leave that jumpin to the young and the bold<br />She said hey young punk who you talkin to<br />I'm a Jumpmaster from Airborne school.<br />Then I seen an old lady walkin down the street<br />She had ropes in her hand, jump boots on her feet.<br />I said hey old lady where you goin to<br />She sais US Army Air Assault school<br />I said hey old lady dont you think you're too old<br />You better leave that slidin to the young and the bold<br />She said hey young punk who you talkin to<br />I'm an instructor from Air Assault school<br />Then I seen an old lady walkin down the street<br />She had a tank on her back, and fins on her feet<br />I said hey old lady where you goin to<br />She said US Army scuba school<br />I said hey old lady dont you think you're too old<br />You better leave that divin to the young and the bold<br />She said hey young punk who you talkin to<br />I'm an instructor from scuba school

2015-05-01T02:01:54-04:00 2015-05-01T02:01:54-04:00 SGT Private RallyPoint Member 633476

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When that left foot hits the ground<br />All I want to hear is that "WOOP!" sound<br /><br />Woop<br />Shewalla walla<br />Woop<br />She bang-bang<br />Woop<br />Shewalla walla<br />Woop<br /><br /><br />Woop<br />Now here we go<br />Woop<br />Now down the street<br />Woop<br />Now battery<br />Woop<br />You got that beat<br /><br />Woop<br />Shewalla walla<br />Woop<br />She bang-bang<br />Woop<br />Shewalla walla<br />Woop

2015-05-01T02:05:29-04:00 2015-05-01T02:05:29-04:00 SGT Private RallyPoint Member 633480

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I went to the desert<br />Where all the terrorists run<br />I pulled out my machete<br />and I had a little fun!<br /><br />Left, right, left, right, left right kill!<br />You mess with us and you know we will!<br /><br />I went to the caves<br />Where all the terrorists hide<br />I pulled out a grenade<br />and I threw it inside!<br /><br />Left, right, left, right, left right, kill!<br />You mess with us and you know we will!

2015-05-01T02:07:18-04:00 2015-05-01T02:07:18-04:00 SGT Private RallyPoint Member 633487

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Chorus:<br />Hey loddie doddie<br />a hey-hey<br />Hey loddie doddie hey<br />a hey-hey<br />Hey loddie doddie<br />a hey-hey<br />Hey loddie doddie hey<br />a hey-hey<br /><br />Verses:<br />Got a letter in the mail<br />It said go to war or go to jail<br />Used to date a girl name jean<br />Now i got an m16<br />(chorus)<br />Used to drive a Cadillac<br />Now I'm humpin with a pack<br />Used to wear my fadded jeans<br />Now i'm wearing Army green<br />(chorus)

2015-05-01T02:11:39-04:00 2015-05-01T02:11:39-04:00 SGT Private RallyPoint Member 633492

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When my granny was ninety-one<br />She did PT just for fun<br />When my granny was ninety-two<br />She could PT better than you<br />When my granny was ninety-three<br />She did PT better than me<br />When my granny was ninety-four<br />She ran 3 miles then ran 3 more<br />When my granny was ninety-five<br />She did PT to stay alive<br />When my granny was ninety-six<br />She did PT just for kicks<br />When my granny was ninety-seven<br />She did PT up in heaven

2015-05-01T02:18:35-04:00 2015-05-01T02:18:35-04:00 CW2 Private RallyPoint Member 633493

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>SSG Armentrout, check your .mil email... Hope it helps... Good Luck...

2015-05-01T02:19:30-04:00 2015-05-01T02:19:30-04:00 CW2 Private RallyPoint Member 633495

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>SSG Armentrout, check your .mil email... Hope it helps... Good luck...

2015-05-01T02:20:55-04:00 2015-05-01T02:20:55-04:00 SPC Ken Harper 633989

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>We only sang a verse or two of this when I was at Ft. "McMuffin" AL, never heard more than that. Several years ago I decided to write an ending to it. Cadence-caller first line, group following line<br /><br />A yellow bird<br />a yellow bird<br />With a yellow bill<br />with a yellow bill<br />Was perched upon<br />was perched upon<br />My windowsill<br />my window sill<br />A yellow bird<br />a yellow bird<br />With a yellow bill<br />with a yellow bill, was perched upon my, window sill.<br /><br />I lured him in<br />I lured him in<br />With crumbs of bread<br />with crumbs of bread<br />And then I smashed<br />and then I smashed<br />His little head<br />his little head<br />I lured him in<br />I lured him in<br />With crumbs of bread<br />with crumbs of bread, and then I smashed his, little head<br /><br />I ground his bones<br />I ground his bones <br />When he was dead<br />when he was dead<br />I cooked me up<br />I cooked me up<br />Some yellow bread<br />some yellow bread<br />I ground his bones<br />I ground his bones <br />When he was dead<br />when he was dead, I cooked me up some, yellow bread<br /><br />A bigger bird<br />a bigger bird<br />With a bigger bill<br />with a bigger bill<br />Came sat upon<br />came sat upon<br />My windowsill<br />my window sill<br />A bigger bird<br />a bigger bird<br />With a bigger bill<br />with a bigger bill, came sat upon my, window sill<br /><br /><br />I lured big bird<br />I lured big bird<br />With chunks of bread<br />with chunks of bread<br />And then I smashed<br />and then I smashed<br />That big bird’s head<br />that big bird’s head<br />I lured big bird<br />I lured big bird<br />With chunks of bread<br />with chunks of bread, and then I smashed that, big bird’s head<br /><br />I ate my fill<br />I ate my fill<br />Of yellow birds<br />of yellow birds<br />And then I passed<br />and then I passed<br />Some yellow turds<br />some yellow turds<br />I ate my fill<br />I ate my fill<br />Of yellow birds<br />of yellow birds, and then I passed some, yellow turds<br /><br />Next morning when<br />next morning when<br />I went to pee<br />I went to pee<br />Some yellow whiz<br />some yellow whiz<br />Came out of me<br />came out of me<br />Next morning when<br />next morning when<br />I went to pee<br />I went to pee, some yellow whiz came, out of me<br /><br /><br />The moral of<br />the moral of<br />This story’s true<br />this story’s true<br />Eat yellow birds<br />eat yellow birds<br />Make yellow doo<br />make yellow doo.<br />The moral of<br />the moral of<br />The story’s this<br />the story’s this; eat yellow birds make, yellow whiz!

2015-05-01T10:34:01-04:00 2015-05-01T10:34:01-04:00 SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member 634259

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>That is a dying art, youtube army cadences. Good luck, break a leg.

2015-05-01T12:03:58-04:00 2015-05-01T12:03:58-04:00 PFC Private RallyPoint Member 1382388

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>my favorite cadence:<br /><br />What The Army Has Done To Me<br /><br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br /><br />They took away my faded jeans<br />Now I'm wearing Army greens<br />They took away my faded jeans<br />Now I'm wearing Army greens<br /><br />Chorus:<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br /><br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br /><br />They put me in a barber's chair<br />I turned around, I had no hair<br />They put me in a barber's chair<br />I turned around, I had no hair<br /><br />Chorus:<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br /><br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br /><br />what the Army's done to me<br />I used to drive a Cadillac<br />Now I hump it on my back<br />I used to drive a Cadillac<br />Now I hump it on my back<br /><br />Chorus:<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br /><br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br /><br />I used to date a beauty queen<br />Now I hug my M-16<br />I used to date a beauty queen<br />Now I hug my M-16<br /><br />Chorus:<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br /><br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br /><br />I used to drive a Chevrolet<br />Now I'm walking all the way<br />I used to drive a Chevrolet<br />Now I'm walking all the way<br /><br />Chorus:<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br /><br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br />Momma, momma, can't you see<br />what the Army's done to me<br /><br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go<br />Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa<br />Whoa, whoa, I gotta go

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