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I can't be the only person that likes bad jokes, aka "dad jokes". Share 'em.
I'll start....
Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your jeans.
When cold, one should always stand in a corner because corners are always right at 90 degrees.
and finally...
What did the claustrophobic lice say?
Let me out of hair!!
I'll start....
Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your jeans.
When cold, one should always stand in a corner because corners are always right at 90 degrees.
and finally...
What did the claustrophobic lice say?
Let me out of hair!!
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A Mexican magician said that he will disappear on the count of three. "Uno, dos..." Then he disappeared without a tres.
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MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca MAJ Laurie H. CPT (Join to see) CPT (Join to see) 1LT (Join to see) CPT (Join to see)
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Not as much a joke as a prank....(those that know me, know I play more pranks than I tell jokes). Watch out 1LT (Join to see)! This may be something I do this weekend around the firepit!
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I have a 2nd grader that tells me a new joke every week. Some of his gems include:
- Why was the tomato red? He saw the salad dressing.
- Why didn't the farmer hire the mule? He does a half-assed job.
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
- Why was the tomato red? He saw the salad dressing.
- Why didn't the farmer hire the mule? He does a half-assed job.
- How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
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1SG phone rings, “Alpha Company 1SG Smith how can I help you sir or ma'am?
Caller, “1SG I am looking for PVT Parts, I am told he is in your unit”
1SG: I do not have any one by that name on the alpha roster.
Caller: I am certain that you do.
1SG: I am telling you I do not have PVT Parts!
Caller, “1SG I am looking for PVT Parts, I am told he is in your unit”
1SG: I do not have any one by that name on the alpha roster.
Caller: I am certain that you do.
1SG: I am telling you I do not have PVT Parts!
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