Best caption wins by votes..

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 00:12:50 -0500

Response by PO2 Gerry Roberson made Dec 28 at 2014 12:21 AM

PO2 Gerry Roberson — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 00:21:12 -0500

DAMN! I left my Aleve pills back in the hootch! S***!

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:28 AM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 00:28:02 -0500

"Anyone see where 1st Brigade Combat Team, 1st Cavalry Division is.? I'm here to test for the EIB"

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:29 AM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 00:29:21 -0500

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:36 AM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 00:36:17 -0500

"I can't believe I left Carl at the FOB, damn you Carl!"

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:41 AM

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 00:41:49 -0500

"I wonder how many notifications I have on RallyPoint...."

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 12:43 AM

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 00:43:41 -0500

"I'm drinking light beer for the rest of my carreer!"

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:28 AM

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 01:28:53 -0500

FML....!

Response by CWO2 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:30 AM

CWO2 Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 01:30:28 -0500

Darn kitchen sink moved...now if I shift the bag this way it might just....

Response by Maj Joseph Greenawalt made Dec 28 at 2014 2:01 AM

Maj Joseph Greenawalt — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 02:01:45 -0500

Damn, it's hot!

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 2:10 AM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 02:10:27 -0500

"Only 3 more miles of this and then we get to do PT."

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Dec 28 at 2014 2:21 AM

SFC Mark Merino — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 02:21:59 -0500

Does this base plate make me look fat?

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 2:39 AM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 02:39:09 -0500

My walking stick has room for some MOLLE pouches...

Response by CMC Robert Young made Dec 28 at 2014 2:41 AM

CMC Robert Young — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 02:41:25 -0500

I knew I should have joined the Coast Guard....

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 2:51 AM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 02:51:39 -0500

Damn these NVGs are heavy

Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Dec 28 at 2014 2:54 AM

SSG (ret) William Martin — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 02:54:26 -0500

FOOT PATROLS

ARMY'S VERSION OF GOING GREEN

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 2:57 AM

SSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 02:57:55 -0500

I wonder if RallyPoint gives any points for this?

Response by SGT Edward Valiket made Dec 28 at 2014 3:05 AM

SGT Edward Valiket — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 03:05:53 -0500

He's not heavy,hes my brother

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 3:09 AM

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 03:09:04 -0500

"Why did I let 1SG talk me out of switching to mechanized when I re-upped, Damn 1SG!"

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 3:27 AM

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 03:27:03 -0500

These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do,... one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you...

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Dec 28 at 2014 3:36 AM

PO2 Steven Erickson — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 03:36:23 -0500

Hey, guys? Little help, here? I lost a contact!

Uh... guys?

Response by TSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 4:22 AM

TSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 04:22:14 -0500

NEVER LET THE LT WRITE THE PACKING LIST!

Response by CW5 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 7:23 AM

CW5 Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 07:23:21 -0500

"Takin' a break here, boss."

Response by SSG Keven Lahde made Dec 28 at 2014 7:46 AM

SSG Keven Lahde — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 07:46:21 -0500

"I get ICECREAM when I finish??"

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 8:06 AM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 08:06:10 -0500

SWEET!!! A LUCKY PENNY!

Response by COL Vincent Stoneking made Dec 28 at 2014 10:40 AM

COL Vincent Stoneking — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 10:40:13 -0500

Screw Carmen San Diego.

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 10:38 AM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 10:38:34 -0500

Only... 100 feet... to the... chinook...

Response by SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:18 PM

SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 13:18:51 -0500

Join the infantry they said! It will be fun they said!

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:50 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 13:50:03 -0500

I here for the SGM detail

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 1:54 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 13:54:40 -0500

I knew I should have took leave!!!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 7:25 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 19:25:20 -0500

....cover me while I move!!!!

Response by PO2 Corey Ferretti made Dec 28 at 2014 7:33 PM

PO2 Corey Ferretti — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 19:33:37 -0500

They said join the Army it Wil be fun they said. You'll see the world they said. You will get to travel the world they said. I should of done my summer abroad.

Response by CPL Rick Stasny made Dec 28 at 2014 7:43 PM

CPL Rick Stasny — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 19:43:07 -0500

So, I'm sitting at the recruiter's watching this video. Next thing you know.........

Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 28 at 2014 8:02 PM

SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 28 Dec 2014 20:02:05 -0500

Did I button my fly?

Response by SSG Jeffrey Spencer made Dec 29 at 2014 1:56 AM

SSG Jeffrey Spencer — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 01:56:15 -0500

The service put some weight on me.

Response by SSG Tim Everett made Dec 29 at 2014 5:05 AM

SSG Tim Everett — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 05:05:26 -0500

My original response was already posted by someone else, so...

"...time to make the donuts..."

Response by Sgt Robert Kelly made Dec 29 at 2014 6:55 AM

Sgt Robert Kelly — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 06:55:14 -0500

Every one stop I dropped my contact.

Response by CMSgt James Nolan made Dec 29 at 2014 8:04 AM

CMSgt James Nolan — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 08:04:54 -0500

Damn it. I knew that Jaeger Bombs was a bad idea.

Response by SGT Robert Cole made Dec 29 at 2014 11:31 AM

SGT Robert Cole — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 11:31:46 -0500

Damn, my boot came untied!

Response by CMC Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 29 at 2014 11:58 AM

CMC Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 11:58:28 -0500

Now I know what they meant by, "An Army of One!"

Response by SSG Timothy McCoy made Dec 29 at 2014 12:27 PM

SSG Timothy McCoy — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 12:27:43 -0500

Damn it. I forgot to feed the Company's mascot.

Response by SSG Timothy McCoy made Dec 29 at 2014 12:29 PM

SSG Timothy McCoy — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 12:29:19 -0500

Damn it. I need ANOTHER beer.

Response by SSG Timothy McCoy made Dec 29 at 2014 12:36 PM

SSG Timothy McCoy — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 12:36:00 -0500

Anybody got any Ranger Candy? 800 mg Motrin, please

Response by SSG Keven Lahde made Dec 29 at 2014 1:30 PM

SSG Keven Lahde — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 13:30:46 -0500

Damn this tough mudder challenge.

Response by SSG(P) Matthew Bisbee made Dec 29 at 2014 2:57 PM

SSG(P) Matthew Bisbee — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 14:57:03 -0500

Go go gadget legs!

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 29 at 2014 5:03 PM

SSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 17:03:11 -0500

Is that blood or sweat making my boots wet?

Response by SMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 29 at 2014 6:06 PM

SMSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 18:06:44 -0500

WTF.COM! Join the Army they said! It will be fun they said!!

Response by 1SG Frank Boynton made Dec 29 at 2014 6:53 PM

1SG Frank Boynton — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 18:53:41 -0500

If you stick a broom up my ass, I'll sweep the roadway too.

Response by Capt Gregory Prickett made Dec 29 at 2014 6:57 PM

Capt Gregory Prickett — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 18:57:44 -0500

Whatcha mean that the LT made a wrong turn?

Response by LTC Stephen C. made Dec 29 at 2014 10:52 PM

LTC Stephen C. — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 22:52:50 -0500

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member: And I wanted to be 11 Charlie!

Response by SSG Richard Reilly made Dec 30 at 2014 10:17 AM

SSG Richard Reilly — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 10:17:03 -0500

"One weekend a month.....This isn't worth community college"

Response by 1SG Tommy Hackney made Dec 30 at 2014 11:24 AM

1SG Tommy Hackney — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 11:24:46 -0500

Dang it will someone please take the compass away from the lieutenant so we can stop walking in circles!

Response by MSG Tim Donahue, M.Ed. made Dec 30 at 2014 11:52 AM

MSG Tim Donahue, M.Ed. — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 11:52:54 -0500

Dear Lord - let this be the last mile!

Response by 1SG Jeff Norment made Dec 30 at 2014 11:55 AM

1SG Jeff Norment — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 11:55:49 -0500

Anybody seen my stapler!!

Response by COL Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 12:09 PM

COL Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 12:09:18 -0500

Since no one just walks into Mordor...the Frog King rides on the back of an 11C. (seriously....look at that thing...That's some kind of freakish muppet he's carrying around)

Response by SSG Richard Reilly made Dec 30 at 2014 12:40 PM

SSG Richard Reilly — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 12:40:05 -0500

Guess what day it is!!! HUMPDAY!!

Response by SGT Matthew Robinson made Dec 30 at 2014 12:55 PM

SGT Matthew Robinson — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 12:55:08 -0500

Almost there!

Response by 1SG Harold Piet made Dec 30 at 2014 12:58 PM

1SG Harold Piet — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 12:58:54 -0500

12B for sure

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 1:06 PM

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 13:06:16 -0500

Aaah, this walking stick feels so good!

Response by MAJ Jessie Taylor made Dec 30 at 2014 1:21 PM

MAJ Jessie Taylor — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 13:21:42 -0500

'MEDIC'

Response by MAJ Jessie Taylor made Dec 30 at 2014 1:24 PM

MAJ Jessie Taylor — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 13:24:17 -0500

'Medic!!!'

Response by SFC John La Voie made Dec 30 at 2014 2:23 PM

SFC John La Voie — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 14:23:10 -0500

I'm sure 13 times will be lucky for you LT.

Response by MSG Stephen Thomas made Dec 30 at 2014 2:41 PM

MSG Stephen Thomas — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 14:41:11 -0500

HEY MICKEY!! GUESS What day is it????...IT IS HUMP DAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Response by MSG Stephen Thomas made Dec 30 at 2014 2:42 PM

MSG Stephen Thomas — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 14:42:50 -0500

HEY MIKEY!!! GUESS Whaaat Day is it??????? IT IS HUMP DAY!!!!!!!

Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 3:21 PM

CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 15:21:37 -0500

Join the Army they said... See the world they said... why oh why didn't I join the Air Force?

Response by SSG Christopher Parrish made Dec 30 at 2014 3:20 PM

SSG Christopher Parrish — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 15:20:58 -0500

So this is what they meant when they said to not volunteer for 1SG's special detail.

Response by SSG Christopher Parrish made Dec 30 at 2014 3:25 PM

SSG Christopher Parrish — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 15:25:30 -0500

So there's that 1 rock I forgot to paint.

Response by 1SG Cameron M. Wesson made Dec 30 at 2014 3:35 PM

1SG Cameron M. Wesson — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 15:35:19 -0500

This base plate is kicking my butt.... But at least I don't have the tube! :-D

or
He said, "motarmen are the smart grunts". I don't feel real smart right now!!!!

Response by SPC David S. made Dec 30 at 2014 4:59 PM

SPC David S. — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 16:59:48 -0500

Ohhh Now I get it, "Welcome to the suck"

Response by SPC David S. made Dec 30 at 2014 5:05 PM

SPC David S. — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 17:05:36 -0500

Me flash banging LT in the latrine 0 - LT not having a sense of humor 1

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 7:31 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 19:31:31 -0500

I can't un-see a regal amphibian in full-battle-rattle, staring off into the distance, like a 2nd LT, preparing his platoon for an assault...in the wrong direction.
This is like a military Rorschach test.

Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Dec 30 at 2014 7:39 PM

SSG (ret) William Martin — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 19:39:57 -0500

He looks like he has a gigantic frog on his shoulders.

Response by CSM Richard Montcalm made Dec 30 at 2014 7:56 PM

CSM Richard Montcalm — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 19:56:48 -0500

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint"

Response by CSM Richard Montcalm made Dec 30 at 2014 8:20 PM

CSM Richard Montcalm — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 20:20:09 -0500

Ladies, are you SURE you want to be Combat Arms???

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 8:31 PM

PO1 Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 20:31:33 -0500

Please let that be just a fart crawling down my leg.......Oh DAMN! Where did I put that toilet paper?

Response by SFC David Pope, MBA made Dec 30 at 2014 9:19 PM

SFC David Pope, MBA — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 21:19:54 -0500

Look, a shiny object. Hey LT, I found your grenade pin!

Response by MSG Brad Sand made Dec 30 at 2014 11:41 PM

MSG Brad Sand — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 23:41:28 -0500

A little bit further and I'll still be able to kiss my own...

Response by MSG Brad Sand made Dec 30 at 2014 11:40 PM

MSG Brad Sand — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 23:40:25 -0500

I can see my shadow!

Response by SGM Mikel Dawson made Dec 31 at 2014 1:00 AM

SGM Mikel Dawson — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 01:00:27 -0500

One of my ground pounder's is flat!

Response by SPC Boyd McFail made Dec 31 at 2014 1:23 AM

SPC Boyd McFail — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 01:23:16 -0500

What do you mean? "We're in the wrong spot"?

Response by MSgt Rob Weston made Dec 31 at 2014 3:49 AM

MSgt Rob Weston — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 03:49:56 -0500

Damn it, I lost a contact!!!

Response by COL Roger Lintz made Dec 31 at 2014 7:43 AM

COL Roger Lintz — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 07:43:23 -0500

Private Jed Clampett shortly before he ETS'd and..."loaded up the truck and...moved to Beverly....hills that is."

Response by PO3 Brendan "Smitty" Smith made Dec 31 at 2014 11:03 AM

PO3 Brendan "Smitty" Smith — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 11:03:43 -0500

Adventure? Excitement? A Soldier craves not these things.

Response by CMDCM Gene Treants made Dec 31 at 2014 2:37 PM

CMDCM Gene Treants — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 14:37:00 -0500

Anyone seen the person who left this stuff here?

Response by SGT Brian Watkins made Dec 31 at 2014 4:53 PM

SGT Brian Watkins — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 16:53:35 -0500

In Call of Duty I'm a level 10 prestige, this just sucks.

Response by SSgt Everett Jones made Dec 31 at 2014 6:10 PM

SSgt Everett Jones — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 18:10:07 -0500

Just glad it's not four-deuce

Response by COL Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 31 at 2014 6:19 PM

COL Private RallyPoint Member — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 18:19:25 -0500

Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the ranger objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

Response by SSG Michael Velez made Jan 24 at 2015 11:59 AM

SSG Michael Velez — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 11:59:08 -0500

That moment you realize you forgot to load up on ammo...

Response by PFC Zanie Young made Jan 24 at 2015 12:07 PM

PFC Zanie Young — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 12:07:54 -0500

I was supposed to keep my weapon downrange? How can I with all of this stuff on my back?

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2015 12:23 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 12:23:58 -0500

What!?! We went to the wrong village again and have to turn around? Someone take the map away from the LT!

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2015 12:30 PM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 12:30:18 -0500

ALICE (All-purpose, Light-weight, Individual, Carrying Equipment) ......MY ASS!

Response by SPC(P) Jay Heenan made Jan 24 at 2015 2:23 PM

SPC(P) Jay Heenan — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 14:23:28 -0500

Wait, what? Back to the start point because I forgot to include all of my required packing list items? Top, I am only missing a pair of socks...

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Jan 24 at 2015 2:27 PM

SFC Mark Merino — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 14:27:18 -0500

Private Snuffy lost all motivation to continue once he discovered that 1SG had stowed away in his ruck.

Response by SrA Marc Haynes made Jan 24 at 2015 2:40 PM

SrA Marc Haynes — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 14:40:59 -0500

Last time I bet when I'm drunk!
At least I didn't have to do it in my Ranger panties this time!

Response by SFC Jeff Gurchinoff made Jan 24 at 2015 2:51 PM

SFC Jeff Gurchinoff — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 14:51:02 -0500

Does this Ruck make my ass look big?

Response by SrA Marc Haynes made Jan 24 at 2015 2:54 PM

SrA Marc Haynes — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 14:54:43 -0500

I wonder if this is how SSG V. Michelle Woods & SFC Mark Merino got their start?
They're my heroes!

Response by 1LT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2015 3:15 PM

1LT Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 15:15:31 -0500

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member. This is the US Army Mutant Ninja Turtle. Never rest this magic creature on its back.
Warmest Regards, Sandy

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Response by SSG Selwyn Bodley made Jan 24 at 2015 3:32 PM

SSG Selwyn Bodley — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 15:32:40 -0500

Army of one

Response by Cpl Jared Hege made Jan 24 at 2015 3:35 PM

Cpl Jared Hege — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 15:35:25 -0500

Ain't no use in looking back, cause Jodys got your Cadillac, ain't no use in looking down, Jodys got your girlfriend now!

Response by SPC Christopher McClaskey made Jan 24 at 2015 4:04 PM

SPC Christopher McClaskey — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 16:04:36 -0500

I showed my 4 year old boy and looks at me and says dad that ninja turtle is tried

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2015 4:54 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 16:54:01 -0500

My boots aren't untied!

Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Jan 24 at 2015 5:21 PM

SSG (ret) William Martin — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 17:21:49 -0500

Gigantic frog says, "A little further Soldier, a little further to the mud hole".

Response by Sgt Branden W. made Jan 24 at 2015 6:37 PM

Sgt Branden W. — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 18:37:34 -0500

Humping used to be fun in college.... Now........

Response by CPO Chris Zwolinski made Jan 24 at 2015 9:56 PM

CPO Chris Zwolinski — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 21:56:37 -0500

Adopt a highway, Afghan Style.

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 12:49 AM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 00:49:17 -0500

I should of went aviation. They have helicopters to haul this sh**!!

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 4:02 AM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 04:02:44 -0500

Take a knee and drink water!

Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 9:20 AM

SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 09:20:21 -0500

Dang it I forgot my PT belt

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 2:36 PM

PFC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 14:36:36 -0500

shit, at least I don't have the tube too!!

Response by TSgt Joshua Copeland made Jan 25 at 2015 2:44 PM

TSgt Joshua Copeland — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 14:44:27 -0500

why...why didn't I join the Air Force...I could be drinking Monsters, watching HBO and playing C.O.D by now!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 3:01 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 15:01:06 -0500

Dammit! I lost a contact lense... Gotta be here somewhere...

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 3:12 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 15:12:56 -0500

JM: "Listen up Airborne!!! You better double time off the drop zone!!" SM: "***FML***"

Response by CPO Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 3:29 PM

CPO Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 15:29:00 -0500

All I know is if this crap don't float, it stays on the banks....... I AM OUTTA HERE !!!!!! right after I get outta this
-------------------------------------------------

This a good time for sky hook ? ... Tell them I am hauling "MAIL"

Response by CSM Richard Montcalm made Jan 25 at 2015 7:46 PM

CSM Richard Montcalm — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 19:46:12 -0500

Lightweight gear? Surrrre....130 pounds of it...

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 8:50 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 20:50:04 -0500

Thank god for free healthcare. I'm sure that his spine will ajust on the next jump...lol

Response by GySgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 8:55 PM

GySgt Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 20:55:15 -0500

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! :)

Response by LCpl Steve Wininger made Jan 25 at 2015 10:03 PM

LCpl Steve Wininger — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 22:03:24 -0500

Iguana camouflage!!!

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 10:15 PM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 22:15:12 -0500

Medium weight mortar my a**!

Response by SSG Keven Lahde made Jan 25 at 2015 10:47 PM

SSG Keven Lahde — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 22:47:26 -0500

Damn looks like he has a giant frog. Call me crazy but that is what it looks like to me....lol.

Response by PO2 Eric Lozaga made Jan 25 at 2015 11:32 PM

PO2 Eric Lozaga — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 23:32:18 -0500

What was I thinking... no way I'm going for Special Forces now

Response by SrA Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2015 11:47 PM

SrA Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 23:47:03 -0500

Milk was a bad choice.

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 25 at 2015 11:49 PM

SPC Larry Buck — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 23:49:12 -0500

Goddamn Gypsy's!! Get a camel!

Response by 1SG David Niles made Jan 25 at 2015 11:55 PM

1SG David Niles — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 23:55:01 -0500

Give me a sec, I got this

Response by SrA Marc Haynes made Jan 26 at 2015 12:11 AM

SrA Marc Haynes — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 00:11:47 -0500

Well so much for me having kids EVER!

Response by SrA Marc Haynes made Jan 26 at 2015 12:15 AM

SrA Marc Haynes — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 00:15:42 -0500

I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER
I WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER!
My ass!

Response by MSG Robert Mills made Jan 26 at 2015 2:49 AM

MSG Robert Mills — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 02:49:59 -0500

Fuck Really!!!!

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 8:49 AM

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 08:49:04 -0500

Should have gone Aviation

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 11:47 AM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 11:47:58 -0500

Thank god we have a 4 day coming up!!

Response by SGT Marvin "Dave" Bigham made Jan 26 at 2015 1:39 PM

SGT Marvin "Dave" Bigham — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 13:39:16 -0500

??? Was that a SPIDER???!!!

Response by SPC Joshua H. made Jan 26 at 2015 3:05 PM

SPC Joshua H. — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:05:31 -0500

This damn kitchen sink weighs a ton...but they said pack everything.

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 26 at 2015 3:07 PM

SPC Larry Buck — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:07:14 -0500

Damn, Blowed a hemi!!!

Response by CPT Zachary Brooks made Jan 26 at 2015 3:13 PM

CPT Zachary Brooks — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:13:24 -0500

Shit, did I lose my firing pin?

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 26 at 2015 3:21 PM

SPC Larry Buck — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:21:05 -0500

Sarge!!! Shin splints.. Owie owie!!!

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Jan 26 at 2015 3:21 PM

SFC Mark Merino — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:21:53 -0500

Has anyone seen my "O-ring"?? I think it just blew out.

Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 3:27 PM

SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:27:43 -0500

"3 MORE DAYS AND A WAKE UP!!!... WHAT?! THIS IS NOT BCT?! WHERE IS MY PRIVATE THEN?!""

Response by SSG Selwyn Bodley made Jan 26 at 2015 3:29 PM

SSG Selwyn Bodley — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:29:05 -0500

You don't see this on a recruiting poster!

Response by SSG Selwyn Bodley made Jan 26 at 2015 3:29 PM

SSG Selwyn Bodley — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 15:29:28 -0500

what they don't tell you

Response by SSG Robert Burns made Jan 26 at 2015 4:36 PM

SSG Robert Burns — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 16:36:14 -0500

The real life affects of discussion forum "down votes." Choose wisely.

Response by SSG Warren Fugate made Jan 26 at 2015 5:06 PM

SSG Warren Fugate — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 17:06:59 -0500

So again, why am I carrying the LT stuff?

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 5:55 PM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 17:55:19 -0500

Now I know how the pack mule felt.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 6:22 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 18:22:04 -0500

EMBRACE THE SUCK!!!?? SCREW THAT! THE SUCK SUCKS!

Response by SPC Darin Taylor made Jan 26 at 2015 6:23 PM

SPC Darin Taylor — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 18:23:11 -0500

Stand Back, Lieutenant !!!, Fire out the hole !!!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 26 at 2015 6:23 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 18:23:56 -0500

2LT says: "What do you mean I need to salute the 1LT now!!!???"

Response by PO1 Chad Alcock made Jan 26 at 2015 7:27 PM

PO1 Chad Alcock — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 19:27:57 -0500

No energy for words or thoughts, just huffin' and puffin'.

Response by SGT Michael Glenn made Jan 26 at 2015 8:23 PM

SGT Michael Glenn — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 20:23:15 -0500

What do you mean I went in a circle????

Response by Sgt Packy Flickinger made Jan 26 at 2015 10:29 PM

Sgt Packy Flickinger — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 22:29:07 -0500

Why didn't some one tell me one boot was longer than the other. Can't go to war like that.

Response by Sgt Packy Flickinger made Jan 26 at 2015 10:30 PM

Sgt Packy Flickinger — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 22:30:40 -0500

"Eff you Sgt Hulka". Yea, an 80's reference.

Response by Sgt Packy Flickinger made Jan 26 at 2015 10:32 PM

Sgt Packy Flickinger — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 22:32:17 -0500

Can some one tell me why we need to go to war with the agitator from the washing machine and why I have to carry it?!

Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 5:49 AM

CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 05:49:42 -0500

"...Yachts and condos, they said... Chicks dig the uniform, they said... Grrr"

Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 5:50 AM

CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 05:50:32 -0500

BACK BLAST AREA CLEAR!

Response by SPC Geoffrey Jenkins made Jan 27 at 2015 5:58 AM

SPC Geoffrey Jenkins — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 05:58:20 -0500

(Never felt better)(I need more of a challenge)!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 11:51 AM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 11:51:22 -0500

SFAS Reference: What do you mean that water isn't included in the weight...? You mean my ruck has to weigh xxx lbs. without the water???

Response by CPT Chris Loomis made Jan 27 at 2015 12:35 PM

CPT Chris Loomis — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 12:35:54 -0500

"It's just around the bend..." My ass!!

Response by Cpl Rick West made Jan 27 at 2015 1:52 PM

Cpl Rick West — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 13:52:15 -0500

"Damn it LT. Get off my back !"

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 27 at 2015 7:15 PM

SPC Larry Buck — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 19:15:28 -0500

Finally figured out what happened to Webster!

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 7:15 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 19:15:48 -0500

everyone wants to be a grunt till its time to do grunt things..

Response by SPC Larry Buck made Jan 27 at 2015 7:18 PM

SPC Larry Buck — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 19:18:37 -0500

Young Skywalker is having trouble lugging, Yoda around after all the weight he gained...

Response by SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 10:17 PM

SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 22:17:42 -0500

I MISSED CUTOFF BY HOW MANY POINTS!?!?

Response by COL Roger Lintz made Feb 1 at 2015 11:59 AM

COL Roger Lintz — Sun, 01 Feb 2015 11:59:31 -0500

Join the light Infantry they said, it'll be fun they said.

Response by CPL Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 1 at 2015 12:02 PM

CPL Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 01 Feb 2015 12:02:00 -0500

Where is the cloest McDonald's

Response by TSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 1 at 2015 11:45 PM

TSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 01 Feb 2015 23:45:40 -0500

Wake me up in 10...

Response by LCpl Dave Walter made Feb 2 at 2015 10:18 AM

LCpl Dave Walter — Mon, 02 Feb 2015 10:18:16 -0500

"Ok, guys will you all just hurry up? I can't wait around forever!"

Response by LCpl Dave Walter made Feb 2 at 2015 10:34 AM

LCpl Dave Walter — Mon, 02 Feb 2015 10:34:58 -0500

"Thanks, Lt. Anything else you want to add? I got room, I can still see my feet! " No sir, I LOVE THIS S#%T. Honest! "

Response by Pvt Richard Hy made Feb 5 at 2015 11:49 PM

Pvt Richard Hy — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 23:49:41 -0500

Operation Desert Toad

Response by CW2 Scott Quaife made Feb 6 at 2015 12:04 AM

CW2 Scott Quaife — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 00:04:49 -0500

Look, there is an image of your girlfriend, where?

Response by Pvt Richard Hy made Feb 6 at 2015 12:05 AM

Pvt Richard Hy — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 00:05:27 -0500

And I have walked 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.... da da lunda... da da lunda... Oh who am I shitting!!!

Response by Pvt Richard Hy made Feb 6 at 2015 12:09 AM

Pvt Richard Hy — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 00:09:14 -0500

SHIT! I bet I left the garage door open!

Response by Pvt Richard Hy made Feb 6 at 2015 12:10 AM

Pvt Richard Hy — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 00:10:52 -0500

What do you mean the march is tomorrow ?!?!?!?

Response by CWO4 David Zimmerman made Feb 6 at 2015 9:01 AM

CWO4 David Zimmerman — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 09:01:48 -0500

" what do mean the chow hall is closed ".

Response by SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 6 at 2015 9:37 PM

SFC(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 21:37:07 -0500

That was my last oreo cookie!!!!!!!!

Response by 1LT Nick Kidwell made Mar 13 at 2015 4:29 PM

1LT Nick Kidwell — Fri, 13 Mar 2015 16:29:11 -0400

"Ain't no use in lookin' down...no discharge papers on the ground..."

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 13 at 2015 11:42 PM

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 13 Mar 2015 23:42:14 -0400

"GD it Private Jones.....You forgot your PT Belt again?!?! You can't kill Taliban without a PT Belt. Go back and Get it!"

Response by LTC Stephen F. made May 1 at 2015 8:39 PM

LTC Stephen F. — Fri, 01 May 2015 20:39:24 -0400

Frog Legs, ala carte. Get the pot boiling, I am bringing my own fixins

Response by PO1 Seth Crotser made May 1 at 2015 8:41 PM

PO1 Seth Crotser — Fri, 01 May 2015 20:41:24 -0400

Milk was a bad choice!

Response by CPT Bruce Rodgers made May 1 at 2015 9:53 PM

CPT Bruce Rodgers — Fri, 01 May 2015 21:53:40 -0400

Soldier where is your PT belt?

Response by SPC Michael Frugoli made May 1 at 2015 9:56 PM

SPC Michael Frugoli — Fri, 01 May 2015 21:56:25 -0400

ARE YOU GONNA DIE ON ME!!! DO YOU FEEL DIZZY? DO YOU FEEL FAINT?!! THE WAR WILL BE OVER BEFORE WE GET THERE PILE LETS MOVE!!

Response by SP5 Joel O'Brien made May 2 at 2015 8:26 AM

SP5 Joel O'Brien — Sat, 02 May 2015 08:26:02 -0400

Did I forget my socks?!

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made May 2 at 2015 2:43 PM

MAJ Ken Landgren — Sat, 02 May 2015 14:43:36 -0400

Now I know how those broken mules feel.

Response by LCDR Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 18 at 2015 11:52 AM

LCDR Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 18 Aug 2015 11:52:50 -0400

Kirby what do you have in your pack? It's just a day hike.

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Aug 18 at 2015 12:17 PM

MAJ Ken Landgren — Tue, 18 Aug 2015 12:17:45 -0400

I am a broken camel.

Response by SFC Maury Gonzalez made Aug 18 at 2015 12:51 PM

SFC Maury Gonzalez — Tue, 18 Aug 2015 12:51:45 -0400

What do you mean, my shoe is untied ?

Response by SPC Boyd McFail made Aug 21 at 2015 1:53 AM

SPC Boyd McFail — Fri, 21 Aug 2015 01:53:58 -0400

Hey look I found a penny! THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY!!!

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 21 at 2015 2:09 AM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 21 Aug 2015 02:09:54 -0400

Im lost, Im trying to find my chiropractors office!

Response by LTC Patrick Mahaffey made Aug 21 at 2015 2:30 AM

LTC Patrick Mahaffey — Fri, 21 Aug 2015 02:30:34 -0400

Top!? Your only comment is my Boots are dirty

Response by SSG Audwin Scott made Nov 19 at 2015 11:31 AM

SSG Audwin Scott — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 11:31:05 -0500

They wonder why disability rates have gone up! This is just one example of why soldiers get out with jacked up knees and back problems.

Response by SPC Boyd McFail made Nov 26 at 2015 5:51 PM

SPC Boyd McFail — Thu, 26 Nov 2015 17:51:45 -0500

What do you mean "The fire mission is canceled?"

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Nov 26 at 2015 6:01 PM

MAJ Ken Landgren — Thu, 26 Nov 2015 18:01:14 -0500

My recruiter told me Infantry was the only MOS available and it would like hiking and camping.

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 29 at 2015 4:30 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 16:30:10 -0500

Actually, I empathize for the soldier. Though I have been F ing sarcastic at other post or pictures on Rally point, I feel sorry for him or her. It is hard job sometimes and we need to respect these soldiers not just on major holidays. Conway out!

Response by LTC Stephen F. made Nov 4 at 2016 1:08 PM

LTC Stephen F. — Fri, 04 Nov 2016 13:08:25 -0400

Flies beware of my deadly sticky-tongue, just because I look like a toad doesn't not mean that I don't have lightning reflex's :-) SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member
Trolling for votes :-)

Response by SFC George Smith made Nov 4 at 2016 5:31 PM

SFC George Smith — Fri, 04 Nov 2016 17:31:52 -0400

Damn... Sarge said we were going to a Little walk...

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Nov 5 at 2016 1:26 AM

Capt Seid Waddell — Sat, 05 Nov 2016 01:26:12 -0400

WETSU

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 15 at 2018 10:53 AM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 15 Jun 2018 10:53:45 -0400

“I just don’t get it. my 100m pace count is 103. I should have gone at least 8k by now. Someone lied to me somewhere...”

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 21 at 2018 12:46 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 21 Sep 2018 12:46:03 -0400

Everyone wants to be Infantry, till it's time to do Infantry shit

Response by SFC Ronald Moore made Jan 25 at 2020 6:40 AM

SFC Ronald Moore — Sat, 25 Jan 2020 06:40:27 -0500

At least it's not my wife's purse.