CW3 Private RallyPoint Member 84577 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>One of the (silly) things I do when deployed to new places is to make sure to use different latrines every time I have to go, to read the graffiti. By far the transient areas have the best graffiti (Ali Al Salem, etc) surely to the bane of CSMs everywhere,&amp;nbsp;but what have you seen or read that was interesting or funny?&amp;nbsp; 2014-03-25T09:58:13-04:00 CW3 Private RallyPoint Member 84577

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>One of the (silly) things I do when deployed to new places is to make sure to use different latrines every time I have to go, to read the graffiti. By far the transient areas have the best graffiti (Ali Al Salem, etc) surely to the bane of CSMs everywhere,&amp;nbsp;but what have you seen or read that was interesting or funny?&amp;nbsp;

2014-03-25T09:58:13-04:00 2014-03-25T09:58:13-04:00 SGT William B. 84582

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>The vast majority of what I've seen in latrines/port-a-johns comes down to a showcasing of the artists' poor understanding of the male anatomy.<br><br>The best ones are the helpful little reminders right above the urinal that tell you that the urinal is not, amongst other things, a sink, a banana, an elephant, an airplane, a portal to Narnia, a garbage can, an Airman, a mouthwash dispenser, etc.  If it weren't for those, I'm not sure how I'd get by!

2014-03-25T10:08:59-04:00 2014-03-25T10:08:59-04:00 Lt Col Private RallyPoint Member 248321

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I don't think I enjoyed any of it to be honest. In fact at one point the Base Commander was considering removing the stall doors in every Cadillac on base and that would have pissed everyone off.<br /><br />Seeing that crap reminded me more that I was back in high school. In addition to graffiti I caught a little shthead once stuffing the toilet with TP to clog it up. I was in the stall next to him and kept hearing the TP unwind for about 3 minutes. after I was done with my business I waited for him outside the stall door. He opens it and was white as ghost to me standing their in my Tan Flight Suit. I told him that he will reach down and grab all of the TP and toss it or his head might be in the bowel. A Master Sgt happened to over hear me and came over and looked in the stall and agreed, and said he will be the first to do it. The kid cleaned the toilet and washed his hands and met with the SNCO outside. It was one of the few times I did not mind seeing a MSgt light someone up. I would have to guess that was the last time he would think about doing that again.

2014-09-20T02:44:41-04:00 2014-09-20T02:44:41-04:00 CSM Charles Hayden 6172535

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>There is no TP! I don’t have time to linger, I will have to use my finger!

2020-08-03T22:52:00-04:00 2020-08-03T22:52:00-04:00 SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member 6174177

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Best latrine grafitti: &quot;Why are you looking here, when the joke is between your legs.&quot;

2020-08-04T12:18:53-04:00 2020-08-04T12:18:53-04:00 2014-03-25T09:58:13-04:00