Can I take a second wife?

CPT Jack Durish — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 09:39:43 -0500

There's this woman. She's really hot and reasonable. I don't have to leave my wife. She's okay with being number two, and it seems that the government is okay with me having two wives. Maybe even four. I know that there are laws against bigamy still on the books, but no one is enforcing those any more, are they? Yes, and I know that we persecuted Mormons for polygamy until they abandoned the practice, but they weren't real Christians so they didn't count, did they?

My wife an I visited homes for sale in a nearby "high class" neighborhood not too many years ago and found one owned by a Middle Eastern sheikh that had seven bedrooms with en suite bathrooms for his seven wives. So it seems that local officials won't be a problem.

No, I can't afford a house with seven bedrooms for seven wives. To be honest, I can't afford one wife let alone two, but that doesn't seem to be a problem. It appears that the government will help me with that.

So, what do you think? Will the government allow me to have more than one wife or will I have to convert to Islam for the privilege?

BTW, my wife has a question: Is bigamy justification for homicide? I'm not sure why she's asking. Do you have any idea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R81h6rWgtU

U.S. WELFARE PAYS FOR 4 'WIVES' PER HUSBAND

Are we a stupid nation or what? Try to guess what this is: •إذا كان دخلك الشهري الإجمالي أقل من 150 دولار و 100 دولار أو أقل في الأصول السائلة )نقود في اليد،...

Response by TSgt David L. made Nov 9 at 2015 9:43 AM

TSgt David L. — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 09:43:45 -0500

Sure, you could, but WHY would you want to deal with all the crap TWICE? LMAO

Response by CW3 Jim Norris made Nov 9 at 2015 10:22 AM

CW3 Jim Norris — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 10:22:55 -0500

I hope this is a gag post, surly any male married to one woman is ENOUGH. I have plenty of love, kindness and being cared for from my high school sweetheart, seems to me it would present a tremendous burden to both women, not to mention yourself.....remember the line when Bill Engvall's wife was pestering him to remarry if she died? He finally relented and ask. 'is it OK if she has big old hooters?',,,,,,I thought I run off the road when I heard that line.... :-)

Response by TSgt Kenneth Ellis made Nov 9 at 2015 10:34 AM

TSgt Kenneth Ellis — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 10:34:32 -0500

If a refugee comes he and he has four wives. I heard he has to give up three. And they are called sisters. But the SCOTUS said that the constitution says that we have to recognize marriages in it here states and countries.

Response by Capt Mark Strobl made Nov 9 at 2015 11:19 AM

Capt Mark Strobl — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 11:19:27 -0500

CPT Jack Durish - Heck, I can't afford the wife I have now!

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Nov 9 at 2015 1:40 PM

Capt Seid Waddell — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 13:40:58 -0500

Nagging in stereo would be a novel experience. Which one would you have to agree with first? What if they are in conflict? Interesting problem you have there.

Response by Sgt Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 9 at 2015 1:52 PM

Sgt Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 13:52:16 -0500

Sir, your wife is giving you fair warning....watch it bub....

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Nov 9 at 2015 2:13 PM

MAJ Ken Landgren — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 14:13:17 -0500

One mean wife is all I ever need.

Response by SSgt Alex Robinson made Nov 9 at 2015 2:40 PM

SSgt Alex Robinson — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 14:40:07 -0500

One wife is hard enough to figure out. Why would I want more than one? Thanks CPT Jack Durish

Response by SGT Patrick Reno made Nov 9 at 2015 7:17 PM

SGT Patrick Reno — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 19:17:10 -0500

Are friggin nuts. Why on earth would a man want more than one women telling him what to do all the time. One has got to be enough. I can't even imagine 2 or 3 wives finding stuff for me to do.

Response by SFC Eric Williams made Nov 9 at 2015 11:55 PM

SFC Eric Williams — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 23:55:39 -0500

Way too deep for me....

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 10 at 2015 7:37 AM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 10 Nov 2015 07:37:49 -0500

Isn't there a while tv show about something like this?

Response by SGT Tracey "Tra" Cooper-Harris made Jul 2 at 2016 8:47 PM

SGT Tracey "Tra" Cooper-Harris — Sat, 02 Jul 2016 20:47:08 -0400

Unless you're a glutton for punishment...ONE spouse (husband or wife) is ENOUGH. Too much drama.....