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<a class="fancybox" rel="4f8de7b4cbf43be1ff7db327f2664bb3" href="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/053/905/for_gallery_v2/0ba95cd4.jpg"><img src="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/053/905/large_v3/0ba95cd4.jpg" alt="0ba95cd4" /></a></div></div>Be creative! Give us your best (clean) military limerick.<br /><br />Here's a start....<br /><br />There was a Marine named Jack<br />Who also rucked with his pack.....Can you give us your best military limerick?2015-07-31T08:37:00-04:002015-07-31T08:37:00-04:00SrA Daniel Hunter856641<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="588083" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/588083-ch-maj-william-beaver">CH (MAJ) William Beaver</a> Clean? You may as well tie our hands and feet together and say okay, Dance. :DResponse by SrA Daniel Hunter made Jul 31 at 2015 8:50 AM2015-07-31T08:50:09-04:002015-07-31T08:50:09-04:00CH (MAJ) William Beaver856661<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Well, PG-13Response by CH (MAJ) William Beaver made Jul 31 at 2015 8:59 AM2015-07-31T08:59:09-04:002015-07-31T08:59:09-04:00CPO Joseph Grant856784<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I'm Navy. I don't even pray rated G.Response by CPO Joseph Grant made Jul 31 at 2015 9:55 AM2015-07-31T09:55:23-04:002015-07-31T09:55:23-04:00Capt Mark Strobl857057<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>There once was a Major from Nantuckett<br />His ...<br /><br />Nope. Can't do it.Response by Capt Mark Strobl made Jul 31 at 2015 11:39 AM2015-07-31T11:39:52-04:002015-07-31T11:39:52-04:00Maj Kim Patterson857168<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Respectfully, no. Do not possess enough soap to wash my mouth out at this point in my life.Response by Maj Kim Patterson made Jul 31 at 2015 12:21 PM2015-07-31T12:21:26-04:002015-07-31T12:21:26-04:00LTC Bink Romanick857409<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>LSA a little dab will do ya<br />add none only if you dare.<br />Watch out the enemy will screw ya<br />If you don't get some rounds into the air.Response by LTC Bink Romanick made Jul 31 at 2015 1:47 PM2015-07-31T13:47:19-04:002015-07-31T13:47:19-04:00SrA Matthew Knight858016<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>While at Scott I wrote forecasts for many bases, one was Minot which was really cold at the time and so this limerick was born from my boredom and the whole 'Why not Minot' thing.<br /><br />There once was a forecaster at Minot,<br />Who asked of himself, "Why not?"<br />Freezins the reason in this cold winter season,<br />But at least I will not die hot.Response by SrA Matthew Knight made Jul 31 at 2015 5:35 PM2015-07-31T17:35:41-04:002015-07-31T17:35:41-04:00CW3 Harvey K.6849728<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I know one (1) clean limerick:<br />There was a young lady from Clyde.<br />From eating green apples, she died.<br />Inside the lamented, those apples fermented, <br />And made cider inside her insides.Response by CW3 Harvey K. made Mar 24 at 2021 1:05 PM2021-03-24T13:05:20-04:002021-03-24T13:05:20-04:00Lt Col Scott Shuttleworth6851859<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>There once was a man from Ole Miss<br />He went on his porch to piss<br />The sorority spotted the weenie<br />Laughed and said wow thats teenie<br />Then he went back inside all amissResponse by Lt Col Scott Shuttleworth made Mar 25 at 2021 10:05 AM2021-03-25T10:05:15-04:002021-03-25T10:05:15-04:00A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney7721576<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Not A Limerick, Perhaps, But<br />"You're Kidding, <br />That Was Your Wife<br />I Was Banging<br />All Those Months"?Response by A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney made Jun 10 at 2022 3:40 PM2022-06-10T15:40:57-04:002022-06-10T15:40:57-04:002015-07-31T08:37:00-04:00