Can you give us your best military limerick?

CH (MAJ) William Beaver — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 08:37:00 -0400

Be creative! Give us your best (clean) military limerick.

Here's a start....

There was a Marine named Jack
Who also rucked with his pack.....

Response by SrA Daniel Hunter made Jul 31 at 2015 8:50 AM

SrA Daniel Hunter — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 08:50:09 -0400

CH (MAJ) William Beaver Clean? You may as well tie our hands and feet together and say okay, Dance. :D

Response by CH (MAJ) William Beaver made Jul 31 at 2015 8:59 AM

CH (MAJ) William Beaver — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 08:59:09 -0400

Well, PG-13

Response by CPO Joseph Grant made Jul 31 at 2015 9:55 AM

CPO Joseph Grant — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 09:55:23 -0400

I'm Navy. I don't even pray rated G.

Response by Capt Mark Strobl made Jul 31 at 2015 11:39 AM

Capt Mark Strobl — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 11:39:52 -0400

There once was a Major from Nantuckett
His ...

Nope. Can't do it.

Response by Maj Kim Patterson made Jul 31 at 2015 12:21 PM

Maj Kim Patterson — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 12:21:26 -0400

Respectfully, no. Do not possess enough soap to wash my mouth out at this point in my life.

Response by LTC Bink Romanick made Jul 31 at 2015 1:47 PM

LTC Bink Romanick — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 13:47:19 -0400

LSA a little dab will do ya
add none only if you dare.
Watch out the enemy will screw ya
If you don't get some rounds into the air.

Response by SrA Matthew Knight made Jul 31 at 2015 5:35 PM

SrA Matthew Knight — Fri, 31 Jul 2015 17:35:41 -0400

While at Scott I wrote forecasts for many bases, one was Minot which was really cold at the time and so this limerick was born from my boredom and the whole 'Why not Minot' thing.

There once was a forecaster at Minot,
Who asked of himself, "Why not?"
Freezins the reason in this cold winter season,
But at least I will not die hot.

Response by CW3 Harvey K. made Mar 24 at 2021 1:05 PM

CW3 Harvey K. — Wed, 24 Mar 2021 13:05:20 -0400

I know one (1) clean limerick:
There was a young lady from Clyde.
From eating green apples, she died.
Inside the lamented, those apples fermented,
And made cider inside her insides.

Response by Lt Col Scott Shuttleworth made Mar 25 at 2021 10:05 AM

Lt Col Scott Shuttleworth — Thu, 25 Mar 2021 10:05:15 -0400

There once was a man from Ole Miss
He went on his porch to piss
The sorority spotted the weenie
Laughed and said wow thats teenie
Then he went back inside all amiss

Response by A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney made Jun 10 at 2022 3:40 PM

A1C Medrick "Rick" DeVaney — Fri, 10 Jun 2022 15:40:57 -0400

Not A Limerick, Perhaps, But
"You're Kidding,
That Was Your Wife
I Was Banging
All Those Months"?