Can you top this? Colorado man brings stuffed owl to court as defense counsel

2015-05-26T09:25:46-04:00

"He's a very sensitive guy, has law degrees from Yale, Harvard and Stanford," Abbott said. "I think he'll be able to represent me before a public defender comes online."

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Colorado man brings stuffed owl to court as defense counsel

A Colorado man accused of violating a protection order brought a stuffed owl with "law degrees from Yale, Harvard and Stanford" to court as his public defender.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made May 26 at 2015 9:27 AM

2015-05-26T09:27:54-04:00

http://www.africanspotlight.com/2015/05/23/kenyan-lawyer-offers-obama-50-cows-70-sheep-30-goats-to-marry-his-daughter-malia/

"Kenyan lawyer offers Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep, 30 goats to marry his daughter Malia"

"The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real and not infatuation. He claims Malia has Kenyan blood since his father Obama has Kenyan roots.

Kiprono said he is not after the family’s money, adding that his love is real."

Please, read the article.

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made May 26 at 2015 9:33 AM

2015-05-26T09:33:44-04:00

Wife stabs husband with ceramic squirrel.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-stabbed-ceramic-squirrel-failing-buy-beer-article-1.1560341

Man stabbed with ceramic squirrel for failing to buy beer

South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.

Response by SPC Charles Brown made May 26 at 2015 12:31 PM

2015-05-26T12:31:48-04:00

Two of my neighbors fight constantly, or so it seems. One day he comes out complaining about a headache and the new divot in his skull. His wife comes out and relates the whole story. He was complaining about how bad last nights dinner tasted and I wanted to let him know that I was unhappy with his comments. Her words were "I wanted to throw something at him, but the only thing I had was my fork and I didn't want to hurt him; So I walked around the table and stuck him in the head." I laughed long and hard over that one.

I guess you can even teach civilians that you don't want to piss off the cook.

Response by SGT Lawrence Corser made May 26 at 2015 12:45 PM

2015-05-26T12:45:33-04:00

interesting defense counsel.

Response by SPC Michael Oles SR made Feb 10 at 2020 10:51 PM

2020-02-10T22:51:03-05:00

That was rude to ignore Solomon