Caption this photo, what do you think he is telling the firers?

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Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 12 at 2015 9:01 PM

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"Load the blankety-blank weapon, you dumb-a**!"

Response by Sgt Ken Prescott made Aug 12 at 2015 9:07 PM

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"Damn it, shoot pianissimo!"

Response by SFC Maury Gonzalez made Aug 12 at 2015 9:12 PM

2015-08-12T21:12:20-04:00

You over there, what you want for lunch

Response by SN Greg Wright made Aug 12 at 2015 9:29 PM

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"You're shooting like a goddamned Marine!"

Response by SFC Everett Oliver made Aug 12 at 2015 9:30 PM

2015-08-12T21:30:10-04:00

Do you speak English , Maggot?

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 12 at 2015 9:46 PM

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You better drop your head in shame Soldier, that was the worst mf shooting I have ever seen!

Response by SFC John Birks made Aug 12 at 2015 9:47 PM

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Now load that weapon system correctly! The pointy end goes towards the enemy!!

Response by SPC George Rudenko made Aug 12 at 2015 9:49 PM

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NO SELFIES!!!

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 12 at 2015 9:49 PM

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Instructor: Damn it, Carl!!
Gunner: Sh!t, he saw me hit the gopher!

Instructor: Damn it, soldier! That's a machine gun, not a weed whacker
Gunner: harumph!

Instructor: The Army spent a lot of money training you how to use that so just aim and fire that thing!
Gunner: What coordinates sir??

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 12 at 2015 9:52 PM

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Instructor: Damn it son, my mother can fire that thing with her eyes closed.
Gunner: Maybe THAT's why she went to Ranger school and I didn't, hmm...

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 12 at 2015 10:00 PM

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Instructor: Damn it Private, engage that target or I'll engage this cleaning rod on your head!
Gunner: Zzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzz...

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Aug 12 at 2015 10:35 PM

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"CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE! Son, those BOOTS do NOT go with those PANTS! Who dressed you this morning, soldier?"

Response by CAPT Kevin B. made Aug 12 at 2015 10:48 PM

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Keep your ass down! You're no Rambo! I knew Rambo and he was a Punk!

Response by SP5 Joel O'Brien made Aug 12 at 2015 11:04 PM

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"Screw the prairie dogs, Maggot! Aim at the target!"

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 12 at 2015 11:45 PM

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Looks like a case of Malfunction Mondays to me. You know someone was looking at his weapon like " Oh you son of a flying monkey not today! I undressed you (disassemble), dressed you up (assembled), Gave you so much needed gatorade (CLP), fed you some quality 5.56mm belts and this how you pay me? Face of the his Squad Leader about to blow his carotid artery Priceless. Again it appears to me that these weapons were magazine fed throughout the shoot so yes expect a malfunction.

Response by SGT Robert Zuniga made Aug 13 at 2015 12:02 AM

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Probably starts with "Oh my God, you must be outta your mind!!!!"

Response by LTC(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2015 12:04 AM

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"And you! Stop shootin' like crap!"

Response by SFC Joseph Weber made Aug 13 at 2015 12:10 AM

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Red ants, RED AAAANTSSS!!

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2015 12:52 AM

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"HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU MISS WITH A MACHINE GUN?!
A. M.A.C.H.I.N.E. G.U.N.?!
GET OFF MY RANGE!"

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Aug 13 at 2015 2:14 AM

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The pointy end goes in first!

Response by CSM Michael J. Uhlig made Aug 13 at 2015 2:27 AM

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"YOU, OVER THERE, WAKE YOUR ASS UP AND ENGAGE YOUR TARGET MAGGOT!"

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2015 4:38 AM

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It looks like that guy is sleeping on his gun. I am sure he is telling him kind words of encouragement to motivate him to try his best.

Response by CPT Russell Pitre made Aug 13 at 2015 4:44 AM

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The Z-monster on that guys back. Whatever he is saying I am sure he earned it.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2015 5:53 AM

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Stop making "Pew Pew" sounds!!!

Response by SGT William Howell made Aug 13 at 2015 6:57 AM

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In the PC Army he is saying, "Soldier of no particular color, race, religion, or sex; Would you please at your earliest convenience and if it is not too much trouble, make your weapon safe. Thank you so much for your consideration in this matter and please don't got to the EOC for anything I have said out here that may have offended you."

In the old Army, "Hey Shit Bird, you better make that weapon safe or I am going to ram this range rod so far up your ass your eyeball is going to pop out! You better not fuck up again, Cupcake!"

Response by PO1 John Miller made Aug 13 at 2015 7:59 AM

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"Stop saying "Get some!" on my range!!!"

Response by SGT Kristin Wiley made Aug 13 at 2015 8:08 AM

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Stop closing your eyes when you pull the trigger, private!
Can't really tell from the picture if the soldier is actively trying to fire as a left-hand shooter or if he's doing something else. Maybe the weapon is jammed?

Response by PO3 Steven Sherrill made Aug 13 at 2015 8:43 AM

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Spider! that is a HUGE Spider! I am going to stay over here. Don't move, and it won't bite you.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2015 9:46 AM

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"Whichever eye you are using to look through the sights, WOULD YOU PLEASE OPEN THAT EYE???!!!"

Response by 1stSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2015 11:45 AM

2015-08-13T11:45:02-04:00

I am a geologist. Look at the sandstone formation capped by shale. Looks pretty cool.

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2015 2:02 PM

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Most likely he is just calmly asking the guy if he is ready, but he is yelling because he has earplugs in.

Response by LCDR Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 14 at 2015 7:36 AM

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"Kickamus MasArsemus!"

Response by LTC Stephen Conway made Nov 29 at 2015 4:10 PM

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apurate! (Hurry up! in Spanish)

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 15 at 2018 10:43 AM

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Soldier 1: “ppsshht: Boomstick, this is Rainmaker. what’s your ETA?
Soldier 2: “ppsshht: Rainmaker, this is Boomstick, coming in hot with a danger close. Hold your nuts.”
Range NCO: “if you two idiots don’t shut up and stop making walkie talkie noises, I’m gonna stick this range rod up both your dicks at the same god damn time!”

Response by SMSgt Lawrence McCarter made May 19 at 2023 3:14 AM

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Wake up dammit !