China Announces ‘US Intelligence Officer’ Job Openings

PO1 John Miller — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 15:49:43 -0400

DUFFEL BLOG ALERT!!!

http://duffelblog.com/whyZB

DUFFEL BLOG ALERT!!!

Yes it's from the Duffel Blog so it's satire, but I could totally see China offering all of us with US security clearances jobs!

Laugh away!

China Announces 'US Intelligence Officer' Job Openings

BEIJING — In the wake of the massive data breach that led to millions of security clearance applications to be transmitted to China, Beijing has announced that they are holding open applications for U.S. intelligence personnel. “The application process will be easy,” Zhang San Li Si, the Chinese architect of the project, said during a …

Response by LTC Stephen F. made Jul 2 at 2015 3:52 PM

LTC Stephen F. — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 15:52:57 -0400

Can we nominate others to fill the post? There a number in the present administration and a few SCOTUS justices I would nominate.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 4:35 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 16:35:28 -0400

Duffle Blog is so funny, where do they get this stuff?

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 4:52 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 16:52:16 -0400

What does the application process look like?

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 2 at 2015 5:47 PM

SSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 17:47:31 -0400

I would rather work the N. Korean strong man, Kim Ill Most of the Time, aka Long Duck and cover. lol

Response by MSG Roy Cheever made Mar 3 at 2022 10:23 AM

MSG Roy Cheever — Thu, 03 Mar 2022 10:23:15 -0500

In reality why should they when they have some of our representatives in our legislature, who have been giving information for favor for many years now. Who had a girlfriend named fang feng, who gave nice and rocket tech to China. Who currently has a large shipping firm(which principally works for the CCP and the wife of a standing senator.
Now that is just something to laugh about. And that is all you are allowed to do.