PO1 Private RallyPoint Member 221683 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Pablo Francisco is one of my favs. Great comedian and impersonator. Watch his Schwarzenegger impersonation of Tortilla Boy. So hilarious! 2014-08-29T18:17:48-04:00 PO1 Private RallyPoint Member 221683

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Pablo Francisco is one of my favs. Great comedian and impersonator. Watch his Schwarzenegger impersonation of Tortilla Boy. So hilarious!

2014-08-29T18:17:48-04:00 2014-08-29T18:17:48-04:00 Cpl Dennis F. 221784

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Senior winces. Lets see who knows this.

2014-08-29T20:00:07-04:00 2014-08-29T20:00:07-04:00 MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca 222631

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Andrew Dice Clay and his "fractured" nursery rhymes

2014-08-30T19:15:13-04:00 2014-08-30T19:15:13-04:00 PO1 Michael G. 225358

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Brian Regan. "So we went to the appliance to store to buy a refrigerator, and there's this salesman there. What's this guy supposed to say about refrigerators? 'Well you have this refrigerator right here, this keeps all your food cold for $600. You've got this refrigerator, this keeps all your food cold for $800. Check this out: $1400, keeps all your food cold.'"

2014-09-02T16:46:25-04:00 2014-09-02T16:46:25-04:00 LTC Paul Labrador 225394

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Current Top 3 (in no particular order): Garbriel Iglesias, Jo Koy and Russell Peters

2014-09-02T17:21:58-04:00 2014-09-02T17:21:58-04:00 Cpl Dennis F. 225402

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Paul Rodriguez: "a friend is someone you can call at 3 in the morning and say "Hey I've got a dead body" and they'll show up with a shovel"

2014-09-02T17:29:49-04:00 2014-09-02T17:29:49-04:00 Cpl Private RallyPoint Member 225422

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Sam Kinison - I do not think I can quote anything of his and stay within the guidelines of this site.<br /><br />Though I will say that my favorite line has something to do with putting something on a shelf.

2014-09-02T17:52:22-04:00 2014-09-02T17:52:22-04:00 SSgt Private RallyPoint Member 225428

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="4466" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/4466-ma-master-at-arms">PO1 Private RallyPoint Member</a> - George Carlin/Richard Prior tied.<br />Carlin: F that. You get on the plane, I m getting in.

2014-09-02T17:55:11-04:00 2014-09-02T17:55:11-04:00 SPC Charles Brown 225446

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>George Carlin<br />Gabriel Iglesias<br />Bill Cosby<br />Freddy Prinze RIP

2014-09-02T18:08:26-04:00 2014-09-02T18:08:26-04:00 SGT Richard H. 225475

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Ron White.<br /><br />"I had the right to remain silent — but I didn't have the ability."

2014-09-02T18:43:31-04:00 2014-09-02T18:43:31-04:00 Cpl Dennis F. 225480

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Lewis Black. He is not only funny , but when he goes into those overload stress seizures and can't speak, it just cracks me up....I've been there.

2014-09-02T18:46:47-04:00 2014-09-02T18:46:47-04:00 SGT Private RallyPoint Member 225495

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Er, one of my favorites is Chris Tucker. No apologies.

2014-09-02T18:59:52-04:00 2014-09-02T18:59:52-04:00 MSG Private RallyPoint Member 225582

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Jeff Dunham....Achmed the terrifying terrorist...."Silence I Keel You!"

2014-09-02T20:18:10-04:00 2014-09-02T20:18:10-04:00 1LT Nick Kidwell 258355

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Tim Hawkins and his parody songs.

2014-09-28T17:34:19-04:00 2014-09-28T17:34:19-04:00 MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca 258417

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>De Niro from "Midnight Run", "I only have two words for you, shut the f--k up"

2014-09-28T20:20:15-04:00 2014-09-28T20:20:15-04:00 MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca 258419

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>The Blues Brothers:<br /><br />"It's 150 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas a half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out and we're wearing sun glasses... Hit it!"

2014-09-28T20:24:10-04:00 2014-09-28T20:24:10-04:00 MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca 258420

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Andrew "Dice" Clay and his "naughty" nursery rhymes.

2014-09-28T20:25:37-04:00 2014-09-28T20:25:37-04:00 MSG Wade Huffman 258547

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Some of my favorites: George Carlin, Ron White and Bill Engvall. Here's your sign!

2014-09-29T06:57:05-04:00 2014-09-29T06:57:05-04:00 CW2 Jonathan Kantor 258560

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Favorite comedian is hard to pin down... George Carlin probably. Favorite line was from the movie Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. It was spoken by Peter Sellers while he was playing the President of the United States:<br /><br />"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!!"<br /><br />Best. Line. Ever.

2014-09-29T07:51:15-04:00 2014-09-29T07:51:15-04:00 CW2 Jonathan Kantor 258561

<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Favorite comedian is hard to pin down... George Carlin probably. Favorite line was from the movie Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. It was spoken by Peter Sellers while he was playing the President of the United States:<br /><br />"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!!"<br /><br />Best. Line. Ever.

2014-09-29T07:52:35-04:00 2014-09-29T07:52:35-04:00 2014-08-29T18:17:48-04:00