Do you have a favorite comedian? What about a favorite comedy line?

PO1 Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 18:17:48 -0400

Pablo Francisco is one of my favs. Great comedian and impersonator. Watch his Schwarzenegger impersonation of Tortilla Boy. So hilarious!

Response by Cpl Dennis F. made Aug 29 at 2014 8:00 PM

Cpl Dennis F. — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 20:00:07 -0400

Senior winces. Lets see who knows this.

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 30 at 2014 7:15 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Sat, 30 Aug 2014 19:15:13 -0400

Andrew Dice Clay and his "fractured" nursery rhymes

Response by PO1 Michael G. made Sep 2 at 2014 4:46 PM

PO1 Michael G. — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 16:46:25 -0400

Brian Regan. "So we went to the appliance to store to buy a refrigerator, and there's this salesman there. What's this guy supposed to say about refrigerators? 'Well you have this refrigerator right here, this keeps all your food cold for $600. You've got this refrigerator, this keeps all your food cold for $800. Check this out: $1400, keeps all your food cold.'"

Response by LTC Paul Labrador made Sep 2 at 2014 5:21 PM

LTC Paul Labrador — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 17:21:58 -0400

Current Top 3 (in no particular order): Garbriel Iglesias, Jo Koy and Russell Peters

Response by Cpl Dennis F. made Sep 2 at 2014 5:29 PM

Cpl Dennis F. — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 17:29:49 -0400

Paul Rodriguez: "a friend is someone you can call at 3 in the morning and say "Hey I've got a dead body" and they'll show up with a shovel"

Response by Cpl Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 2 at 2014 5:52 PM

Cpl Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 17:52:22 -0400

Sam Kinison - I do not think I can quote anything of his and stay within the guidelines of this site.

Though I will say that my favorite line has something to do with putting something on a shelf.

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 2 at 2014 5:55 PM

SSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 17:55:11 -0400

PO1 Private RallyPoint Member - George Carlin/Richard Prior tied.
Carlin: F that. You get on the plane, I m getting in.

Response by SPC Charles Brown made Sep 2 at 2014 6:08 PM

SPC Charles Brown — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 18:08:26 -0400

George Carlin
Gabriel Iglesias
Bill Cosby
Freddy Prinze RIP

Response by SGT Richard H. made Sep 2 at 2014 6:43 PM

SGT Richard H. — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 18:43:31 -0400

Ron White.

"I had the right to remain silent — but I didn't have the ability."

Response by Cpl Dennis F. made Sep 2 at 2014 6:46 PM

Cpl Dennis F. — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 18:46:47 -0400

Lewis Black. He is not only funny , but when he goes into those overload stress seizures and can't speak, it just cracks me up....I've been there.

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 2 at 2014 6:59 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 18:59:52 -0400

Er, one of my favorites is Chris Tucker. No apologies.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 2 at 2014 8:18 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 02 Sep 2014 20:18:10 -0400

Jeff Dunham....Achmed the terrifying terrorist...."Silence I Keel You!"

Response by 1LT Nick Kidwell made Sep 28 at 2014 5:34 PM

1LT Nick Kidwell — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 17:34:19 -0400

Tim Hawkins and his parody songs.

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Sep 28 at 2014 8:20 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 20:20:15 -0400

De Niro from "Midnight Run", "I only have two words for you, shut the f--k up"

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Sep 28 at 2014 8:24 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 20:24:10 -0400

The Blues Brothers:

"It's 150 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas a half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out and we're wearing sun glasses... Hit it!"

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Sep 28 at 2014 8:25 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 20:25:37 -0400

Andrew "Dice" Clay and his "naughty" nursery rhymes.

Response by MSG Wade Huffman made Sep 29 at 2014 6:57 AM

MSG Wade Huffman — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 06:57:05 -0400

Some of my favorites: George Carlin, Ron White and Bill Engvall. Here's your sign!

Response by CW2 Jonathan Kantor made Sep 29 at 2014 7:51 AM

CW2 Jonathan Kantor — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 07:51:15 -0400

Favorite comedian is hard to pin down... George Carlin probably. Favorite line was from the movie Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. It was spoken by Peter Sellers while he was playing the President of the United States:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!!!"

Best. Line. Ever.

Response by CW2 Jonathan Kantor made Sep 29 at 2014 7:52 AM

CW2 Jonathan Kantor — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 07:52:35 -0400