Posted on Nov 16, 2015
Sgt Kelli Mays
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With all of the really horrible things going on in our world, especially since Friday....I thought a little humor is in order. Hope this puts a smile on your face.

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she
explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've
stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,
'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes
later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.
'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !
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MSgt Curtis Ellis
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Well Sgt Kelli Mays ... I am getting older, so anything's possible! LOL!
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Capt Seid Waddell
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Sgt Kelli Mays, I can't remember if that ever happened to me or not.
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SSgt Alex Robinson
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Great one Sgt Kelli Mays
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SSgt Alex Robinson Thanks Alex! I thought so too.
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