Favorite motto or snappy comeback?

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 16:10:44 -0400

We all have picked up a motto or snappy comeback or saying from previous leaders that we were under... Curious to see what's your favorite?

Response by SFC A.M. Drake made Apr 27 at 2014 4:14 PM

SFC A.M. Drake — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 16:14:02 -0400

Heyyyyy Airborne! Where you going?!? from CSM(R) Swain..classic one liner!

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 27 at 2014 4:24 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 16:24:21 -0400

My favorite I have picked up when giving that "you messed up but you kinda did some good things" speech was giving them the good and following up with "however ...comma..." Picked that up from 1sgt Robinson at red stone arsenal

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 27 at 2014 4:53 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 16:53:13 -0400

Let's pretend I am "Burger King" and you are "McDonald's". We will be getting things done "My way." and you will be "Loving it."

Response by SFC Michael Hasbun made May 6 at 2014 9:13 AM

SFC Michael Hasbun — Tue, 06 May 2014 09:13:50 -0400

Soldier runs into office:
"Hey SGT! Where's the Duty van?"

Sergeant's reply:
"I'll play your little game, where IS the duty van?"

For some reason, the instant retort made me laugh my butt off and I still use a variation of his reply to this day, twelve years later..

Response by PFC Zanie Young made Jul 25 at 2014 12:21 PM

PFC Zanie Young — Fri, 25 Jul 2014 12:21:22 -0400

"Point that weapon downrange, Private!" says the drill sergeant after holding my M16 the wrong way... never made that mistake again...

Response by SSG Christopher Buck made Aug 3 at 2014 4:07 AM

SSG Christopher Buck — Sun, 03 Aug 2014 04:07:54 -0400

I had a 1SG who used to tell all the soldiers whom in-processed into the unit that he had three rules for them, and thru would succeed and even thrive under his command.
1. Never pass up the opportunity to shut the f&@k up. Everyone around you has t-shirts with more combat time than you have, period, in this man's army.
2. You are already a hero. If you want medals, all you have to do is to do your job, without being told to, and you will shortly outrank everyone around you.
3. Stupid people lose sleep. You only get paid, and have time allotted, to touch it once. Anything else will happen on your time, because dollars don't wait on dimes. "E-8's don't wait on E-3's"... Ever!

Response by SPC Richard White made Aug 6 at 2014 5:40 PM

SPC Richard White — Wed, 06 Aug 2014 17:40:19 -0400

Stay on the tank

Response by SPC Charles Brown made Aug 18 at 2014 8:57 PM

SPC Charles Brown — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 20:57:23 -0400

I learned my favorite from my father. "F*** 'em all but 9. 6 to carry the casket, 2 for road guards, and 1 to count cadence and remind the 6 not to drop the damn box by hollering 'your brother is in there, give him a smooth ride.'"

Response by SGT Richard H. made Aug 20 at 2014 3:51 PM

SGT Richard H. — Wed, 20 Aug 2014 15:51:35 -0400

My best one came from my Dad.

"Never trust something that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die."

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 9 at 2014 12:41 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 12:41:27 -0400

"Keep talking shit I'll 4856 dat ass."

Response by CSM Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 3 at 2014 11:47 AM

CSM Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 03 Nov 2014 11:47:55 -0500

"front towards the enemy"