Posted on Oct 29, 2015
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Here's your funny topic for the day.

We hear it from time to time. "I wish you would say what you mean"

What if there were a device available that would translate what is really being said for you. Would you buy it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezVib_giTFo
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1stSgt Sergeant Major/First Sergeant
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I was trained early and just say "Yes"
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SSG Michael Hartsfield
SSG Michael Hartsfield
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That's the only way I don't get smothered in my sleep lol
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SSG Warren Swan
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If she say's FINE....I'm already a mile down the road. Four letters that can mean the difference between a mans life or a long night on the couch.
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SSG Warren Swan
SSG Warren Swan
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PO3 Steven Sherrill - I think they forgot to mention when she's silent, then suddenly smiles. No words, but the fallout will be bigger than Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
PO3 Steven Sherrill
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SSG Warren Swan - The depth of the poo that you are standing in is directly related to the size of the smile. A big wide smile, you may want to set up a campsite in the front yard for your own safety.
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SSG Warren Swan
SSG Warren Swan
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PO3 Steven Sherrill - It might be best if I set it up in CA being I'm VA now. Might live longer. Unless they have brush fires.
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
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Capt Seid Waddell
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Where were these 50 years ago?
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Capt Seid Waddell
Capt Seid Waddell
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Capt Mark Strobl, you might be right. This is the prototype version, but the instructions did not come with it...
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CPO Andy Carrillo, MS
CPO Andy Carrillo, MS
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Guys wouldn't read the instructions anyway...and we'd forget to check the batteries or install them backwards. Y'know, guy stuff... ;o)
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Capt Seid Waddell
Capt Seid Waddell
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CPO Andy Carrillo, MS, you're right. and as it says in the fine print at the bottom, "All buttons subject to change"

http://www.tburke.net/fun_stuff/pictures/women/remote-2.htm
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SSgt Terry P.
SSgt Terry P.
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Capt Seid Waddell Would have been handy during those learning years.LOL
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