Posted on Oct 22, 2014
Hey, y'all, what's your favorite expression you use when tact is mandatory?
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My favorite:
Instead of telling someone to take a flying f--k off a rolling doughnut, you tell them to go have aeronautical intercourse with a moving pastry.
I used this on a CPO once...he had to look up the definitions to find out what I said to him...LOL True story
Instead of telling someone to take a flying f--k off a rolling doughnut, you tell them to go have aeronautical intercourse with a moving pastry.
I used this on a CPO once...he had to look up the definitions to find out what I said to him...LOL True story
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I usually throw in something like "you do know the Navy will pay for the surgery, right?" To which they normally ask: "what surgery are you talking about?" To which I reply: "The periscope surgery. You know, the one so you can see through your belly button." There's usually a long pause until they finger it out - at which point they usually get steaming mad and walk away.
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MSgt Allan Folsom Yeah, I know the feeling! I was chewed at by a LCDR once for about 3 minutes. Two days later, she walks into my office and trys to apologize. I told her: "When you can curse me out in seven different languages and never repeat yourself, let me know. Until then ma'am, you're just a beginner."
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