A 2LT and a 1SG wrecked their cars into each other at an intersection on Ft. Bragg. The First Sergeant, noticing the LT’s nervousness, said “Here, Sir, take yourself a shot, it’ll help.”. The Lieutenant did so, and said “Thanks, Top, I needed that” as the 1SG put the flask away. He then asked “Hey Top, aren’t you going to take a drink? The First Sergeant replied “You bet, Sir, right after the MP’s leave!
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