SGT William Howell 1378607 <div class="images-v2-count-1"><div class="content-picture image-v2-number-1" id="image-82803"> <div class="social_icons social-buttons-on-image"> <a href='https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be%3Futm_source%3DFacebook%26utm_medium%3Dorganic%26utm_campaign%3DShare%20to%20facebook' target="_blank" class='social-share-button facebook-share-button'><i class="fa fa-facebook-f"></i></a> <a href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=If+each+2016+candidate+were+a+beer+what+kind+of+beer+would+they+be%3F&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be&amp;via=RallyPoint" target="_blank" class="social-share-button twitter-custom-share-button"><i class="fa fa-twitter"></i></a> <a href="mailto:?subject=Check this out on RallyPoint!&body=Hi, I thought you would find this interesting:%0D%0AIf each 2016 candidate were a beer what kind of beer would they be?%0D%0A %0D%0AHere is the link: https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/if-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be" target="_blank" class="social-share-button email-share-button"><i class="fa fa-envelope"></i></a> </div> <a class="fancybox" rel="8d640a124ff504d107d544a4a10a3ede" href="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/082/803/for_gallery_v2/6cd2ebf0.jpg"><img src="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/082/803/large_v3/6cd2ebf0.jpg" alt="6cd2ebf0" /></a></div></div>So everybody seems to be stressing the election, let&#39;s try to find some humor in it. The idea is to be funny and light.<br /> If each 2016 candidate were a beer what kind of beer would they be? 2016-03-14T13:53:02-04:00 SGT William Howell 1378607 <div class="images-v2-count-1"><div class="content-picture image-v2-number-1" id="image-82803"> <div class="social_icons social-buttons-on-image"> <a href='https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be%3Futm_source%3DFacebook%26utm_medium%3Dorganic%26utm_campaign%3DShare%20to%20facebook' target="_blank" class='social-share-button facebook-share-button'><i class="fa fa-facebook-f"></i></a> <a href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=If+each+2016+candidate+were+a+beer+what+kind+of+beer+would+they+be%3F&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be&amp;via=RallyPoint" target="_blank" class="social-share-button twitter-custom-share-button"><i class="fa fa-twitter"></i></a> <a href="mailto:?subject=Check this out on RallyPoint!&body=Hi, I thought you would find this interesting:%0D%0AIf each 2016 candidate were a beer what kind of beer would they be?%0D%0A %0D%0AHere is the link: https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/if-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be" target="_blank" class="social-share-button email-share-button"><i class="fa fa-envelope"></i></a> </div> <a class="fancybox" rel="40efe98984cb16a2c304ac80ce99df96" href="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/082/803/for_gallery_v2/6cd2ebf0.jpg"><img src="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/082/803/large_v3/6cd2ebf0.jpg" alt="6cd2ebf0" /></a></div></div>So everybody seems to be stressing the election, let&#39;s try to find some humor in it. The idea is to be funny and light.<br /> If each 2016 candidate were a beer what kind of beer would they be? 2016-03-14T13:53:02-04:00 2016-03-14T13:53:02-04:00 LTC Stephen F. 1378610 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Thanks for sharing <a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="27308" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/27308-sgt-william-howell">SGT William Howell</a> a humorous image on a drab Monday. Response by LTC Stephen F. made Mar 14 at 2016 1:54 PM 2016-03-14T13:54:35-04:00 2016-03-14T13:54:35-04:00 Maj John Bell 1378641 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Flat and room temperature Response by Maj John Bell made Mar 14 at 2016 2:05 PM 2016-03-14T14:05:04-04:00 2016-03-14T14:05:04-04:00 CPT Private RallyPoint Member 1378659 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="27308" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/27308-sgt-william-howell">SGT William Howell</a> I&#39;ll take a Corona w/lime and SSG James J. Palmer IV aka &quot;JP4&quot; , you and I can toast each other. Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 2:12 PM 2016-03-14T14:12:04-04:00 2016-03-14T14:12:04-04:00 SGT William Howell 1378674 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>So here is mine. Hillery Clinton should be a Double IPA. It looks cool and refreshing then you drink it and you find out that is really bitter and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when it is finished. Response by SGT William Howell made Mar 14 at 2016 2:17 PM 2016-03-14T14:17:58-04:00 2016-03-14T14:17:58-04:00 CPT Private RallyPoint Member 1378675 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="27308" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/27308-sgt-william-howell">SGT William Howell</a> Not naming names <br />Moosehead<br />Blue<br />Medalia<br />Silver Moon<br />Budweiser<br />American Ale Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 2:19 PM 2016-03-14T14:19:36-04:00 2016-03-14T14:19:36-04:00 SGM Erik Marquez 1378689 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Current POTUS- Odules <br />Cruz - Laguntis A Little Sumpin&#39; Sumpin&#39;<br />Trump- schlitz malt liquor<br />Hillary- Odules boilermaker with a shot of methanol <br />Bernie- 1/2 of your beer....what ever it is<br /><br />And I&#39;m pretty sure I just turned a light and funny thread attempt into a political post....LOL Response by SGM Erik Marquez made Mar 14 at 2016 2:27 PM 2016-03-14T14:27:30-04:00 2016-03-14T14:27:30-04:00 SGT William Howell 1378698 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Trump is like Heineken. It's a terrible beer, yet they claim it is the best in the world, but nobody you know will actually admit to drinking one! Response by SGT William Howell made Mar 14 at 2016 2:34 PM 2016-03-14T14:34:56-04:00 2016-03-14T14:34:56-04:00 CAPT Kevin B. 1378704 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Trump: Grolsch<br />Rubio: Near Beer<br />Christie: Fat Tire<br />Hillary: Blue Moon<br />Bernie; Pale Ale<br /><br />There&#39;s a lot of micros out there that are beyond PG rating. They&#39;ll come to mind when I&#39;m on my cognac tonight. Response by CAPT Kevin B. made Mar 14 at 2016 2:36 PM 2016-03-14T14:36:53-04:00 2016-03-14T14:36:53-04:00 SSG Warren Swan 1378740 <div class="images-v2-count-1"><div class="content-picture image-v2-number-1" id="image-82805"> <div class="social_icons social-buttons-on-image"> <a href='https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be%3Futm_source%3DFacebook%26utm_medium%3Dorganic%26utm_campaign%3DShare%20to%20facebook' target="_blank" class='social-share-button facebook-share-button'><i class="fa fa-facebook-f"></i></a> <a href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=If+each+2016+candidate+were+a+beer+what+kind+of+beer+would+they+be%3F&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be&amp;via=RallyPoint" target="_blank" class="social-share-button twitter-custom-share-button"><i class="fa fa-twitter"></i></a> <a href="mailto:?subject=Check this out on RallyPoint!&body=Hi, I thought you would find this interesting:%0D%0AIf each 2016 candidate were a beer what kind of beer would they be?%0D%0A %0D%0AHere is the link: https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/if-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be" target="_blank" class="social-share-button email-share-button"><i class="fa fa-envelope"></i></a> </div> <a class="fancybox" rel="8a7d01e39bc0c6d7517a9d574e2743c0" href="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/082/805/for_gallery_v2/64159569.jpg"><img src="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/082/805/large_v3/64159569.jpg" alt="64159569" /></a></div></div>This would be Trump. Rat Piss Ale. Response by SSG Warren Swan made Mar 14 at 2016 2:47 PM 2016-03-14T14:47:54-04:00 2016-03-14T14:47:54-04:00 SPC Andrew Griffin 1378785 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Budweiser across the board! I'm a Bud Ice man myself! Response by SPC Andrew Griffin made Mar 14 at 2016 3:04 PM 2016-03-14T15:04:35-04:00 2016-03-14T15:04:35-04:00 MCPO Roger Collins 1378790 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Beck's Dark for me, give the Pres a Bud Lightest. :) Response by MCPO Roger Collins made Mar 14 at 2016 3:07 PM 2016-03-14T15:07:01-04:00 2016-03-14T15:07:01-04:00 SSG Ricardo Marcial 1378796 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Well since I'm not drinking anymore, yes I'm a quitter, my choice is Tequila and not that crap Cuervo, and a Dos XX. As for this post, any cheap beer that would end up in the basin of course. Response by SSG Ricardo Marcial made Mar 14 at 2016 3:11 PM 2016-03-14T15:11:28-04:00 2016-03-14T15:11:28-04:00 SFC J Fullerton 1378825 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Trump- Dos Eques, because HE thinks he is the most interesting man in the world<br />Cruz- Molson Canadian, a shout out to his homies<br />Rubio- Zima, was popular for awhile but quickly faded out<br />Kasich- Miller High Life, because all the other available choices suck worse<br />Jeb Bush- Busch Light, watered down version of the original<br />Christie- Pabst Blue Ribbon, no body buys him<br />Clinton- Budwieser, popular with the young crowd but gives everyone else a headache<br />Sanders- Angry Orchard, cool label but only appeals to a few<br />Carson- Guinness, Dark and smooth, but goes flat fast Response by SFC J Fullerton made Mar 14 at 2016 3:26 PM 2016-03-14T15:26:59-04:00 2016-03-14T15:26:59-04:00 SGT Private RallyPoint Member 1378840 <div class="images-v2-count-1"><div class="content-picture image-v2-number-1" id="image-82814"> <div class="social_icons social-buttons-on-image"> <a href='https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be%3Futm_source%3DFacebook%26utm_medium%3Dorganic%26utm_campaign%3DShare%20to%20facebook' target="_blank" class='social-share-button facebook-share-button'><i class="fa fa-facebook-f"></i></a> <a href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=If+each+2016+candidate+were+a+beer+what+kind+of+beer+would+they+be%3F&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be&amp;via=RallyPoint" target="_blank" class="social-share-button twitter-custom-share-button"><i class="fa fa-twitter"></i></a> <a href="mailto:?subject=Check this out on RallyPoint!&body=Hi, I thought you would find this interesting:%0D%0AIf each 2016 candidate were a beer what kind of beer would they be?%0D%0A %0D%0AHere is the link: https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/if-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be" target="_blank" class="social-share-button email-share-button"><i class="fa fa-envelope"></i></a> </div> <a class="fancybox" rel="3633f3a5ea40b71a03bcf85f406c85c6" href="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/082/814/for_gallery_v2/1f8f0c9.jpeg"><img src="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/082/814/large_v3/1f8f0c9.jpeg" alt="1f8f0c9" /></a></div></div>Clinton - Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 3:33 PM 2016-03-14T15:33:16-04:00 2016-03-14T15:33:16-04:00 SGT Bryon Sergent 1378861 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Obama Clinton and Sanders would be the White can that says BEER. Trump PBR and Cruz Chimay! Response by SGT Bryon Sergent made Mar 14 at 2016 3:40 PM 2016-03-14T15:40:38-04:00 2016-03-14T15:40:38-04:00 CPO Frank Coluccio 1378891 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Cruz - Molsen Golden<br />Rubio - Corona Light<br />Trump - Any Porter<br />Hell-ary - Beer???? Beer is for peasents.<br />Bern-out - Whatever anyone else is drinking. Response by CPO Frank Coluccio made Mar 14 at 2016 3:54 PM 2016-03-14T15:54:07-04:00 2016-03-14T15:54:07-04:00 CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025 1378927 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Haven't I been given to understand that neither Cruz nor Trump the kind of a fellow to have a beer W/? Response by CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025 made Mar 14 at 2016 4:05 PM 2016-03-14T16:05:45-04:00 2016-03-14T16:05:45-04:00 1SG Private RallyPoint Member 1378960 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Trump: An IPA. Generally bitter, hard to swallow, and will make you feel sick to your stomach if you get too much in one sitting. Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 4:24 PM 2016-03-14T16:24:59-04:00 2016-03-14T16:24:59-04:00 CSM Richard StCyr 1378992 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>At this stage of the season I think the whole bunch would pass for stale Black Label! Response by CSM Richard StCyr made Mar 14 at 2016 4:44 PM 2016-03-14T16:44:11-04:00 2016-03-14T16:44:11-04:00 CSM Private RallyPoint Member 1379016 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Flat, skunk beer. All of them Response by CSM Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 4:58 PM 2016-03-14T16:58:55-04:00 2016-03-14T16:58:55-04:00 SFC Joseph McCausland 1379080 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>For sure..Trump would be a light beer with a bitter taste and no consistency... Response by SFC Joseph McCausland made Mar 14 at 2016 5:29 PM 2016-03-14T17:29:44-04:00 2016-03-14T17:29:44-04:00 SSG Derrick L. Lewis MBA, C-HRM 1379632 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Not quite sure who would qualify within the realm of Heineken or Corona. Just wanted to express my beer of choice since it served as the topic of discussion. In addition to, as liquors were being spread also, either Crown Royal or Jack Daniel's. I am Independent part by choice, but will support any party who (1) Has a sure fire chance on the ballot (Independent never sees the light of day) and (2) Who has an authentic, holistic, organic, and genuine interest with regards to the welfare and posture of the nation and that of its citizens moving forward. I got yo back all day, regardless of the party affiliation!! However, it seems that is becoming more difficult to decipher. Response by SSG Derrick L. Lewis MBA, C-HRM made Mar 14 at 2016 11:02 PM 2016-03-14T23:02:17-04:00 2016-03-14T23:02:17-04:00 SGT David A. 'Cowboy' Groth 1379969 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Not a one of them worth wasting good beer on, give them all a bottle of ripple and send them on their merry way. Response by SGT David A. 'Cowboy' Groth made Mar 15 at 2016 6:44 AM 2016-03-15T06:44:39-04:00 2016-03-15T06:44:39-04:00 SPC Greg Andle 1383257 <div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I put them all as bad as any Tooehys, which is an Aussie beer, and one I hate the most Response by SPC Greg Andle made Mar 16 at 2016 8:33 AM 2016-03-16T08:33:06-04:00 2016-03-16T08:33:06-04:00 COL Charles Williams 1385288 <div class="images-v2-count-1"><div class="content-picture image-v2-number-1" id="image-83180"> <div class="social_icons social-buttons-on-image"> <a href='https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be%3Futm_source%3DFacebook%26utm_medium%3Dorganic%26utm_campaign%3DShare%20to%20facebook' target="_blank" class='social-share-button facebook-share-button'><i class="fa fa-facebook-f"></i></a> <a href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=If+each+2016+candidate+were+a+beer+what+kind+of+beer+would+they+be%3F&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rallypoint.com%2Fanswers%2Fif-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be&amp;via=RallyPoint" target="_blank" class="social-share-button twitter-custom-share-button"><i class="fa fa-twitter"></i></a> <a href="mailto:?subject=Check this out on RallyPoint!&body=Hi, I thought you would find this interesting:%0D%0AIf each 2016 candidate were a beer what kind of beer would they be?%0D%0A %0D%0AHere is the link: https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/if-each-2016-candidate-were-a-beer-what-kind-of-beer-would-they-be" target="_blank" class="social-share-button email-share-button"><i class="fa fa-envelope"></i></a> </div> <a class="fancybox" rel="eb1d46426c162116ada5f72adf5c07a6" href="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/083/180/for_gallery_v2/8f220b47.jpg"><img src="https://d1ndsj6b8hkqu9.cloudfront.net/pictures/images/000/083/180/large_v3/8f220b47.jpg" alt="8f220b47" /></a></div></div>I love beer!!!!! <br /><br />Hillary - Arrogant Bastard - easy and gross<br />Bernie - Iron City<br />Trump - Dos Equius XX<br />Cruz - Labatts<br />Kasich - Busweiser... Response by COL Charles Williams made Mar 16 at 2016 11:02 PM 2016-03-16T23:02:44-04:00 2016-03-16T23:02:44-04:00 2016-03-14T13:53:02-04:00