If each 2016 candidate were a beer what kind of beer would they be?

SGT William Howell — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 13:53:02 -0400

So everybody seems to be stressing the election, let's try to find some humor in it. The idea is to be funny and light.

Response by LTC Stephen F. made Mar 14 at 2016 1:54 PM

LTC Stephen F. — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 13:54:35 -0400

Thanks for sharing SGT William Howell a humorous image on a drab Monday.

Response by Maj John Bell made Mar 14 at 2016 2:05 PM

Maj John Bell — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 14:05:04 -0400

Flat and room temperature

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 2:12 PM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 14:12:04 -0400

SGT William Howell I'll take a Corona w/lime and SSG James J. Palmer IV aka "JP4" , you and I can toast each other.

Response by SGT William Howell made Mar 14 at 2016 2:17 PM

SGT William Howell — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 14:17:58 -0400

So here is mine. Hillery Clinton should be a Double IPA. It looks cool and refreshing then you drink it and you find out that is really bitter and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when it is finished.

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 2:19 PM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 14:19:36 -0400

SGT William Howell Not naming names
Moosehead
Blue
Medalia
Silver Moon
Budweiser
American Ale

Response by SGM Erik Marquez made Mar 14 at 2016 2:27 PM

SGM Erik Marquez — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 14:27:30 -0400

Current POTUS- Odules
Cruz - Laguntis A Little Sumpin' Sumpin'
Trump- schlitz malt liquor
Hillary- Odules boilermaker with a shot of methanol
Bernie- 1/2 of your beer....what ever it is

And I'm pretty sure I just turned a light and funny thread attempt into a political post....LOL

Response by SGT William Howell made Mar 14 at 2016 2:34 PM

SGT William Howell — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 14:34:56 -0400

Trump is like Heineken. It's a terrible beer, yet they claim it is the best in the world, but nobody you know will actually admit to drinking one!

Response by CAPT Kevin B. made Mar 14 at 2016 2:36 PM

CAPT Kevin B. — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 14:36:53 -0400

Trump: Grolsch
Rubio: Near Beer
Christie: Fat Tire
Hillary: Blue Moon
Bernie; Pale Ale

There's a lot of micros out there that are beyond PG rating. They'll come to mind when I'm on my cognac tonight.

Response by SSG Warren Swan made Mar 14 at 2016 2:47 PM

SSG Warren Swan — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 14:47:54 -0400

This would be Trump. Rat Piss Ale.

Response by SPC Andrew Griffin made Mar 14 at 2016 3:04 PM

SPC Andrew Griffin — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 15:04:35 -0400

Budweiser across the board! I'm a Bud Ice man myself!

Response by MCPO Roger Collins made Mar 14 at 2016 3:07 PM

MCPO Roger Collins — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 15:07:01 -0400

Beck's Dark for me, give the Pres a Bud Lightest. :)

Response by SSG Ricardo Marcial made Mar 14 at 2016 3:11 PM

SSG Ricardo Marcial — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 15:11:28 -0400

Well since I'm not drinking anymore, yes I'm a quitter, my choice is Tequila and not that crap Cuervo, and a Dos XX. As for this post, any cheap beer that would end up in the basin of course.

Response by SFC J Fullerton made Mar 14 at 2016 3:26 PM

SFC J Fullerton — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 15:26:59 -0400

Trump- Dos Eques, because HE thinks he is the most interesting man in the world
Cruz- Molson Canadian, a shout out to his homies
Rubio- Zima, was popular for awhile but quickly faded out
Kasich- Miller High Life, because all the other available choices suck worse
Jeb Bush- Busch Light, watered down version of the original
Christie- Pabst Blue Ribbon, no body buys him
Clinton- Budwieser, popular with the young crowd but gives everyone else a headache
Sanders- Angry Orchard, cool label but only appeals to a few
Carson- Guinness, Dark and smooth, but goes flat fast

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 3:33 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 15:33:16 -0400

Clinton -

Response by SGT Bryon Sergent made Mar 14 at 2016 3:40 PM

SGT Bryon Sergent — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 15:40:38 -0400

Obama Clinton and Sanders would be the White can that says BEER. Trump PBR and Cruz Chimay!

Response by CPO Frank Coluccio made Mar 14 at 2016 3:54 PM

CPO Frank Coluccio — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 15:54:07 -0400

Cruz - Molsen Golden
Rubio - Corona Light
Trump - Any Porter
Hell-ary - Beer???? Beer is for peasents.
Bern-out - Whatever anyone else is drinking.

Response by CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025 made Mar 14 at 2016 4:05 PM

CSM Charles Hayden Passed 7/29/2025 — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 16:05:45 -0400

Haven't I been given to understand that neither Cruz nor Trump the kind of a fellow to have a beer W/?

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 4:24 PM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 16:24:59 -0400

Trump: An IPA. Generally bitter, hard to swallow, and will make you feel sick to your stomach if you get too much in one sitting.

Response by CSM Richard StCyr made Mar 14 at 2016 4:44 PM

CSM Richard StCyr — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 16:44:11 -0400

At this stage of the season I think the whole bunch would pass for stale Black Label!

Response by CSM Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 14 at 2016 4:58 PM

CSM Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 16:58:55 -0400

Flat, skunk beer. All of them

Response by SFC Joseph McCausland made Mar 14 at 2016 5:29 PM

SFC Joseph McCausland — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 17:29:44 -0400

For sure..Trump would be a light beer with a bitter taste and no consistency...

Response by SSG Derrick L. Lewis MBA, C-HRM made Mar 14 at 2016 11:02 PM

SSG Derrick L. Lewis MBA, C-HRM — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 23:02:17 -0400

Not quite sure who would qualify within the realm of Heineken or Corona. Just wanted to express my beer of choice since it served as the topic of discussion. In addition to, as liquors were being spread also, either Crown Royal or Jack Daniel's. I am Independent part by choice, but will support any party who (1) Has a sure fire chance on the ballot (Independent never sees the light of day) and (2) Who has an authentic, holistic, organic, and genuine interest with regards to the welfare and posture of the nation and that of its citizens moving forward. I got yo back all day, regardless of the party affiliation!! However, it seems that is becoming more difficult to decipher.

Response by SGT David A. 'Cowboy' Groth made Mar 15 at 2016 6:44 AM

SGT David A. 'Cowboy' Groth — Tue, 15 Mar 2016 06:44:39 -0400

Not a one of them worth wasting good beer on, give them all a bottle of ripple and send them on their merry way.

Response by SPC Greg Andle made Mar 16 at 2016 8:33 AM

SPC Greg Andle — Wed, 16 Mar 2016 08:33:06 -0400

I put them all as bad as any Tooehys, which is an Aussie beer, and one I hate the most

Response by COL Charles Williams made Mar 16 at 2016 11:02 PM

COL Charles Williams — Wed, 16 Mar 2016 23:02:44 -0400

I love beer!!!!!

Hillary - Arrogant Bastard - easy and gross
Bernie - Iron City
Trump - Dos Equius XX
Cruz - Labatts
Kasich - Busweiser...