If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

MSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 14 Dec 2014 16:54:36 -0500

This should get some interesting responses! So what have you got?

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 14 at 2014 6:13 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 14 Dec 2014 18:13:51 -0500

Depends on how early it is.

Response by SFC Dr. Joseph Finck, BS, MA, DSS made Dec 14 at 2014 8:43 PM

SFC Dr. Joseph Finck, BS, MA, DSS — Sun, 14 Dec 2014 20:43:35 -0500

MSgt Private RallyPoint Member My extroverted self would prefer "Front Towards Enemy." My introverted self would prefer "Sensitive but Unclassified."

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 14 at 2014 10:44 PM

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 14 Dec 2014 22:44:11 -0500

Antisocial butterfly.

Response by CMC Robert Young made Dec 14 at 2014 10:44 PM

CMC Robert Young — Sun, 14 Dec 2014 22:44:39 -0500

On my grumpy master chief days it would be "Does not play well with others"

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 14 at 2014 11:31 PM

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 14 Dec 2014 23:31:19 -0500

Verbal filter broken

Response by SSG Tim Everett made Dec 15 at 2014 12:41 AM

SSG Tim Everett — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 00:41:29 -0500

"Do Not Poke The Bear"

...because someone already said Front Toward Enemy

Response by SGT Charles Vernier made Dec 15 at 2014 1:26 AM

SGT Charles Vernier — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 01:26:26 -0500

If you don't want to know what I think about you then don't ask!

Response by SrA Andrea West made Dec 15 at 2014 1:27 AM

SrA Andrea West — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 01:27:20 -0500

Introvert thinking

Response by MSgt Rob Weston made Dec 15 at 2014 1:41 AM

MSgt Rob Weston — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 01:41:27 -0500

Old SNCO, Approach with Caution. If you are a Jr. Officer, Jr. NCO, young Enlisted or dumb Civilian... Your Screwed

Response by CW3 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 23 at 2014 11:08 AM

CW3 Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 23 Dec 2014 11:08:01 -0500

Mine would read: "Does not suffer fools gladly!"

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 10 at 2015 11:15 AM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 10 Feb 2015 11:15:31 -0500

My wife would say "Caution: Keep back blast area clear"

I think mine would say "Danger: Honesty is my only policy".
v/r,
CPT Butler

Response by MSgt Rob Weston made Feb 10 at 2015 12:47 PM

MSgt Rob Weston — Tue, 10 Feb 2015 12:47:34 -0500

I saw this as a biker patch...
"I may look nice, but I have already killed you 3times in my head"

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 10 at 2015 2:37 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 10 Feb 2015 14:37:37 -0500

"The bearer of this mark answers silly questions with sarcasm. Ask questions at your own risk."

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 12 at 2015 1:01 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 13:01:44 -0500

MSgt Private RallyPoint Member : "Warning: do not antagonize - Deadly when provoked. For Best Results: Offer food & drink regularly, play with daily..."

Response by SPC Charles Brown made May 7 at 2015 12:12 AM

SPC Charles Brown — Thu, 07 May 2015 00:12:28 -0400

The front says:
Ask yourself one question

The back reads:
DILLIGAFF

Response by SFC Stephen King made May 7 at 2015 9:34 PM

SFC Stephen King — Thu, 07 May 2015 21:34:51 -0400

☆Don't poke the Bear!☆

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made May 7 at 2015 9:37 PM

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 07 May 2015 21:37:27 -0400

For the young Privates I meet: "Danger - Impact Area" - Former mortarman about to drop some wisdom bombs on you.

Response by SSgt Marshall Franklin made May 7 at 2015 9:47 PM

SSgt Marshall Franklin — Thu, 07 May 2015 21:47:19 -0400

Response by SFC Douglas Davis made May 7 at 2015 9:52 PM

SFC Douglas Davis — Thu, 07 May 2015 21:52:59 -0400

Danger goes from zero to Asshole in .0001 milliseconds

Response by PO1 John Miller made May 8 at 2015 3:45 AM

PO1 John Miller — Fri, 08 May 2015 03:45:06 -0400

I already do. I have a hate that says "Dysfunctional veteran. Leave me alone."

Response by SPC Charles Brown made Jun 9 at 2015 12:15 PM

SPC Charles Brown — Tue, 09 Jun 2015 12:15:25 -0400

Don't make eye contact and back away slowly. Wearer of shirt has low tolerance for others.

I also have one that reads I am not anti social, I am anti stupid, this means you!

Response by SGT William Howell made Jun 9 at 2015 2:00 PM

SGT William Howell — Tue, 09 Jun 2015 14:00:42 -0400

I have a plan to kill you...don't make me use it.

Response by MSgt Richard Rountree made Jun 28 at 2016 1:12 PM

MSgt Richard Rountree — Tue, 28 Jun 2016 13:12:57 -0400

FWOFWA

Response by SSgt Boyd Herrst made Aug 9 at 2017 7:28 PM

SSgt Boyd Herrst — Wed, 09 Aug 2017 19:28:56 -0400

W A R N I N G !
KEEP BACK 500 FEET Nauseous fumes may be present .