Posted on Mar 3, 2016
If you could create a job in the military, what would you come up with, and why?
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Funny answers are welcome here. Be prepared to answer questions as to why you think the military needs your new job.
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Capt Mark Strobl
SFC Vernon McNabb - What that person do? Sit behind the UAV pilot and shoot those who come into the climate-controlled office?
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CSM Charles Hayden
Capt Mark Strobl - UAVs have climate controlled cockpits/offices? I am confused Capt Mark Strobl
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SFC Vernon McNabb
Sit somewhere in the middle of the aircraft with a door gun on either side...drink coffee until a target is located and destroy said target. All information is relayed to another enlisted Soldier on the ground i.e. rounds spent, armament assessment, blood pressure of the gunner, etc. Also, there would not be a pilot on board, just a gunner.
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Enlisted Advisor to the President, who's sole purpose would be to tell him when he's being a dumbass, as it relates to the military. The job would come with immunity from presidential ire.
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