It has got to be me only me, you ever have one of these days

So this morning at 0400 I am drinking my coffee, reading global news until about 0600 when I went to log in here to see what you sacks were up to. The message said LOCKED 701A, so I resent my IDs several times as it was my screw-up and headed out to Home Depot. my wife asks if we can get breakfast? Look at my picture I never miss a meal, I said sure so I open the Truck door for her and my cell phone rings, my hand is firmly planted in the door jam and the other answering the phone when I feel this crushing pain as my wife has successfully closed the door on my hand. After a loud scream the person on the phone asks what the matter is, I am bent over trying to free my hand when my wife opens the door at which point I get smacked squarely in the head, you just cant make this shit up, Now I am approaching raging lunatic as my wife looks at me bewildered. I finish the phone call fighting back tears and walk around to get into the truck as the rain drizzles down on my bald head, I step up on the aluminum running board only to slip, crack my shin and fall smacking my chin on the door of the Truck.......................I just sat there, my wife asks if I'm alright? I closed my door got up and walked into the house leaving her in the truck looking for a beer because I figured this was my last day on earth. WTF!