Just for grins, what would you rather do instead of watching the "debate" monday?

As a young man, I heard stories of young women would rather wash their hair, dry their hair or read the phone book that go out on a date with someone. I just read that someone would rather have a root canal performed on all of their teeth at once than watch the debate Monday which made me wonder, who can top that?
You can! Go for it!!
(Keep it entertaining enough for humor)