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Response by SFC Josh Jackson made Feb 11 at 2015 11:11 PM2015-02-11T23:11:08-05:002015-02-11T23:11:08-05:00SSG Private RallyPoint Member471397<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Break it....don't bite it.Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 12 at 2015 8:02 AM2015-02-12T08:02:14-05:002015-02-12T08:02:14-05:00SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL472054<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>SMDH, good advice.lolResponse by SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL made Feb 12 at 2015 2:10 PM2015-02-12T14:10:41-05:002015-02-12T14:10:41-05:00SFC Dan Sorrow, M.S.472744<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>...and should never EVER lick their lips while the banana is approaching their mouth.Response by SFC Dan Sorrow, M.S. made Feb 12 at 2015 8:35 PM2015-02-12T20:35:11-05:002015-02-12T20:35:11-05:00SPC Private RallyPoint Member473136<div class="images-v2-count-1"><div class="content-picture image-v2-number-1" id="image-22395"> <div class="social_icons social-buttons-on-image">
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