Posted on Feb 8, 2015
CSM Command Sergeant Major IN
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I don't eat many bananas, but if I did, I would never do it in front of anyone.
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CW2 Joseph Evans
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CMSgt Socom J2/Tsoc Reserve Program Manager
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Oh sh*t! I just snorted laughing at the banana-rule. :)
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COL Jason Smallfield, PMP, CFM, CM
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Manrules when it comes to public restrooms (not all inclusive).
1. Men are never allowed to go to the restroom in a group. 90 seconds must be allowed in between individuals of a group to go to the restroom even in a bar during a football timeout. Best to wait until the next time out.
2. Men are never allowed to use a urinal next to an occupied urinal unless all others are occupied or it creates an odd number in a line greater than 1 (3, 5, 7, etc).
3. When using a urinal, look straight ahead at all times even when engaging in conversation or when engaged by someone else.
4. Don't engage in conversaton with a stranger when at the urinal. See rules 1 ,2, 3.
5. Even if you do not believe in washing your hands after using the restroom, it is common courtesy to go through the motions of turning on the water and act like you are drying your hands even if you do not get your hands wet.
6. Shaking your tool more than twice to dry it off is considered close to masturbation and is therefore frowned upon in a public setting. Most often violated by young teenagers who have not been properly acclimated to the restroom manrules.
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SPC Larry Buck
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Just say "oh fudge-it" and start wearing diapers ..less manly, but Jack and Jim can't get a look at him!!
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SPC Larry Buck
SPC Larry Buck
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Urinal division would be great here in a couple spots MacDonald's and a state government agency has pots imported from Socii I guess....?
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SSG Processing Nco
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Well sir, there are exceptions. When on a long road trip and all of you have been holding it for awhile, it's fully acceptable to blitzkrieg the latrine.

Also when in the same latrine, lined up at the urinals it is a great social expiriment to look your buddy in the eyes and compliment his watch. The reaction is always hilarious
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MSgt Richard Rountree
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My exception to talking in the men's room is limited to this scenario: Someone in a stall passes gas loudly (or is afflicted with other obviously loud 'in distress' blow it out your arse' sounds), I immediately, and without hesitation, call out, "Keeping talking Lt (or deputy), we'll get you out of there!"
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