Retired US soldier claims he has spent 17 years battling ALIENS on Mars

2015-01-27T19:39:21-05:00

I don't know about you, but this seems pretty legit to me...

http://worldmysteries.org/retired-us-soldier-claims-he-has-spent-17-years-battling-aliens-on-mars/

Retired US soldier claims he has spent 17 years battling ALIENS on Mars | World Mysteries

The ex marine, who goes by the name of Captain Kaye, says that there are five human colonies on the Red Planet and he has spent 17 years fighting to protect them.

Response by CW5 Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 7:42 PM

2015-01-27T19:42:46-05:00

Thank goodness for his service, CDR Private RallyPoint Member! And thanks for bringing it to our attention. I feel safer now.

Response by SGT Justin Lamb made Jan 27 at 2015 7:48 PM

2015-01-27T19:48:04-05:00

Sir that just inspired me to get to 20 so my new job would be fighting ET and those squeaky dudes from Mars attacks lol wonder what the campaign award would look like... Good times!

Response by TSgt Joshua Copeland made Jan 27 at 2015 7:52 PM

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Response by SPC Stewart Smith made Jan 27 at 2015 9:48 PM

2015-01-27T21:48:56-05:00

I believe it. I mean, all the evidence is right there.

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 9:52 PM

2015-01-27T21:52:22-05:00

I know the feeling.. I am still trying to find a Stargate....

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Jan 27 at 2015 10:47 PM

2015-01-27T22:47:11-05:00

I as with him at the Battle of Little Bighorn. Custer was our commanding officer on Mars there as well.

Response by LTC Jason Mackay made Jan 27 at 2015 11:06 PM

2015-01-27T23:06:07-05:00

I'll believe it if he can produce an LES with the Mars BAH or can produce a FLIPL for a combat loss spaceship....PBO is gonna get his, lost ammo pouch to Galaxy class starship, someone is going to pay.

Response by 1LT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 11:15 PM

2015-01-27T23:15:25-05:00

Please don't stop now! Kindly extend your service with another 17 years!

Response by 1LT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 27 at 2015 11:19 PM

2015-01-27T23:19:46-05:00

Keep up the good job! As its all about safety, if his esteemed job is not keeping us safe from aliens, it might just be keeping us safe from him ;)

Response by COL Jean (John) F. B. made Jan 27 at 2015 11:22 PM

2015-01-27T23:22:08-05:00

Wait, don't tell me... let me guess... You believe everything the President and the Democrats (and, for that matter, the Republicans) say too, don't you, Lieutenant?

Tell us that you are just putting us on and trying to inject some levity in this otherwise very serious web site... :-) Good one...

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 28 at 2015 12:31 AM

2015-01-28T00:31:27-05:00

found a picture of the enemy:

Response by PO2 Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 28 at 2015 12:54 AM

2015-01-28T00:54:39-05:00

This is 100% real, I know because I read it on the internet.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 28 at 2015 2:00 AM

2015-01-28T02:00:16-05:00

Any of us would volunteer for an assignment like this

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 28 at 2015 2:36 AM

2015-01-28T02:36:37-05:00

Why hasn't my branch manager told me about this assignment yet?!

Response by PO3 Jeff Lane made Jan 28 at 2015 3:44 AM

2015-01-28T03:44:13-05:00

Can I go? Be an interesting duty station!! :-)

Response by Sgt Andrew Kenney made Jan 28 at 2015 8:14 PM

2015-01-28T20:14:20-05:00

I hope he brought a towel while he was there! (ref: Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy)!

Response by CPO Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 28 at 2015 9:14 PM

2015-01-28T21:14:42-05:00

Every time I think, ok all caught up, have a good handle on current events, then this comes along. My goodness. This is probably part of the San Andreas Habitability Project. I was wondering how long it was going to stay under raps.
These people that think they can just go from middle earth to Mars and back again and then do a tell all..... Wow, no wonder it is time to make them look like a crazy.
I thought we all signed papers saying we would not talk, if we did, it was instant rendering of body organics for the garden. Guess they just make their own contracts anymore. ;) Pfffttt....
Really, his security background check should have picked up on his weakness to keep secrets. Thanks for sharing this one.

Response by SPC Michael Frugoli made Jan 29 at 2015 9:11 PM

2015-01-29T21:11:50-05:00

Sounds Made up. but i wanna do what he did! maybe ill understand star wars...

Response by Cpl Howard Ford made Jan 30 at 2015 7:36 PM

2015-01-30T19:36:53-05:00

it never seems to amaze me what drugs can do

Response by Cpl Markus Wolff made Feb 1 at 2015 8:27 PM

2015-02-01T20:27:59-05:00

O.k., how do I sign up.

Response by 1SG Eric Rice made Feb 1 at 2015 8:34 PM

2015-02-01T20:34:27-05:00

I wonder how often the "Freedom Bird" makes the trip. I'd like to get in on a Space A trip.

Response by LCpl Geoffrey Scott made Feb 2 at 2015 7:49 AM

2015-02-02T07:49:31-05:00

Retired US soldier ex Marine former Naval infantryman.... Please go see a doctor about your autism/missing chromosomes asap. The fuck did I just read?!?

Response by Sgt Damond Harris made Feb 2 at 2015 9:20 AM

2015-02-02T09:20:05-05:00

Who else could live in space without oxygen and fight aliens? Gotta love us Marines we do the most with less lol

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 3 at 2015 5:20 PM

2015-02-03T17:20:48-05:00

Space Marines! RAH! Sign me up!

Response by LCpl Joel Torre made Feb 3 at 2015 8:12 PM

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Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Feb 3 at 2015 8:26 PM

2015-02-03T20:26:02-05:00

He must have got caught up in HALO

Response by MSgt Bj Jones made Feb 3 at 2015 8:26 PM

2015-02-03T20:26:59-05:00

Thanks for the laugh. This is priceless after dealing with my bipolar mother-in-law who went shopping today wearing her blouse sweater, and pants backwards. I kid you not. It was all I could do to keep from busting up at Sam's Club earlier today. Watch out, she may be on a 'Secret Squirrel' mission.