Romance. Lets have a fun question with zero to do with politics today and lets test how well my fellow brothers can actually do.

Married after 40, taking out the trash without being told is pure seduction. Married in the 30's has different standards (married with/without kids). 1. Without kids, stay out of baby's way and let her go out with the girlfriends without the men and be at the groups beck and call for designated driver. 2. With kids is much more demanding and requires subsections to be broken down into even more detail (depending on the age of the kids). A) Allow mom to nap daily. It could take at least a week depending on fatigue levels. B) After work, come home with dinner. C) Diapers. Mother shall change no diaper if you are at home. This is the fastest way to her heart, but the least chosen by the new daddy. D) At least a month of solid bath time/bedtime duties for baby. Mom doesn't even make bubbas (bottles). If you allow mom to bathe uninterrupted for a week straight you can cut subset D by half.

The rest of the list is 93 pages long.......

For all my fellow metal-heads, I offer a more grown-up version of "Always Somewhere."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYG7WvME8FI