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GOLDEN ERA DRILL SERGEANT PHRASES (PART I)
OLDSCHOOL DS had a different way of communicating with their soldiers. Here is part one of the common Drill Sergeant Phrases from the Golden Era.
Ok RP, time to get a few giggles going into another work week. For entertainment purposes, I will not use the chances of the Dallas Cowboys being a good football team, but rather take us back to when we went through basic and AIT with DS Backbome. This is a PARODY skit, so NO AR 670-1 comments. You might've seen him on FB a time or two
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My Drill Sergeant once explained why we didn't take food back to the tents with us: "Because you'll wake up in the middle of the night getting face-fucked by a 50 pound raccoon, and you know what you're going to do? You're going to take it. Because I told you not to take food back to the damn tent!"
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First day of Basic Training the Drill Sergeant threw his hat on the ground and yelled, "I bet you're not man enough to step on my hat." I stepped on his hat before he could finish his sentence. My platoon parted like Moses parting the Red Sea. He looked at his hat then at me and asked. " Are you fucking crazy or stupid." I replied with a thunderous, "YES! Drill Sargeant!" For the next few days I stood in front of the CQ Office at Parade rest with the stepped on hat in front of me. I got smoked by every DS and officers who came by.
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SFC Joseph Thwaites
SGT (Join to see) - I was thinking about the training schedule while he was standing in front of the CQ office for a few days.
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SFC Bruce Pettengill
GySgt Gunnar Ulfsax - Army pukes? are you still so inmature that you do not recognize the value of other services, next time I am at the MP school I'll be sure to smoke a few Marine Trainees for that, then I tell them to send you a thank you letter
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GySgt Gunnar Ulfsax
Yea, I must just be a big baby because until the day I die it will be "Army Pukes". Sorry if that hurts your feelings SFC.
As far as you smoking the Marines..... knock your socks off, they probably need it! And enjoy your brief time frame where a Marine will actually listen to your commands! While your smoking them, tell them to make sure CHESTY gets his!!SFC Bruce Pettengill -
As far as you smoking the Marines..... knock your socks off, they probably need it! And enjoy your brief time frame where a Marine will actually listen to your commands! While your smoking them, tell them to make sure CHESTY gets his!!SFC Bruce Pettengill -
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SFC Bruce Pettengill
Jason Self - you asked a question and it never ceases to amaze me with the vernacular that some people use. I was merely trying to explain there is at least one hat in the Army and that is a drill sgt hat. most of the rest are called caps. as a civilian why would you even comment on something you have no idea about?
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The day after Steve Irwin died:
"Wake up privates! The crocodile hunter is fuckin' dead! Stingray stabbed him through the heart! And that is exactly why you keep your dick beaters off the wildlife!"
D.S. Jason Fish E 2/47 Ft Benning, Ga 2006
"Wake up privates! The crocodile hunter is fuckin' dead! Stingray stabbed him through the heart! And that is exactly why you keep your dick beaters off the wildlife!"
D.S. Jason Fish E 2/47 Ft Benning, Ga 2006
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