Posted on Dec 10, 2014
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I'll start! Don't be afraid to make fun of your own service either...

USAF - Ribbon Salad, Pilot Suit, Officers go to combat -- enlisted stay in the rear with the gear.
USA - minimum 15 pieces of flair
USMC - okay, I was a Marine, I've heard them all, but try me.
USCG - is that a Military service or a cruise line?
USN - SwabJockey

I want to see the deepest darkest insults without getting unprofessional....Psst, right. Bring it.
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Lt Col Fighter Weapons Systems Officer (WSO)
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Ask the Army to secure a building and they will set up a perimeter around it and make sure nobody gets out.

Ask the Marines to secure a building and they will charge in, kill everybody inside, and then set up defenses to make sure nobody gets in.

Ask the Navy to secure a building and they will turn off all the lights and lock all the doors at 1600.

Ask the Air Force to secure a building and they will sign a 10 year lease with an option to buy.
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SFC Deputy Station Commander
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The best one yet Laugh out Loud ....
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PO2 Brian Rhodes
PO2 Brian Rhodes
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HAHAHAHA.
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PO3 David Fries
PO3 David Fries
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Love this one. Remember the first time I saw it was my first duty station. It was posted in the MRI techs area right on one of their monitors. I have remembered/repeated it ever since.
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SSG Edward Welch
SSG Edward Welch
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How the military use the stars.
Army/Marines Sleep under them
Navy Navigates by them.
Air Force Rates Hotels and Restaurants with them
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SGT 94 E Radio Comsec Repairer
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Haha, all in good fun, SSG(P) (Join to see)! =)
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SPC Jared Bever
SPC Jared Bever
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LOL
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SSgt Quality Assurance Evaluator
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P01 Paul Ziegler, slight correction to your statement about Lajes, just spent a few years there. The "base" is owned by the Portugese government... the Air Force owns the buildings, not the land. The rest is spot on.
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Capt Mark Strobl
Capt Mark Strobl
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That's how I did it!
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MSgt Marvin Kinderknecht
MSgt Marvin Kinderknecht
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SSgt (Join to see) - Nice to see the word Lajes. I spent many TDY"s there. had alot of fun with the Army and Navy guys. One guy just made Chief Petty Officer-- 8 years in the service. Crap, I had more time in grade than that!
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SFC William Adamek
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Army say "Hoooooah!"
Marines say "Ooooorah!"
Navy and CG say "Hooooooyah!"
Air Force say "Okey Dokey?"
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MAJ Matthew Arnold
MAJ Matthew Arnold
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Wasn't Sergeant Carter (Hogan's Heros) in the Air Force? He always said, "Easy as pie".
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SrA Daniel Hunter
SrA Daniel Hunter
6 y
That was Army-Air Corps :)
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SrA Edward Vong
SrA Edward Vong
6 y
Air Force goes Huap? or some crap. I haven't done it since tech school.
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MSgt Marvin Kinderknecht
MSgt Marvin Kinderknecht
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I am glad I go to the movies. One flyer had WISKEY, TANGO FOXTROT. I finally figered it out WTF! Wiskey I drink, Tango and Foxtrot I dance. That is all I know and I am sticking to it. Nobody speaks English any more.
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