The End Of The World is Near!

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 08 Nov 2014 22:11:11 -0500

I know many a soldier who is a Dew Addict, (including my BC) and many more who can't get enough of Doritos but this is ridiculous:

What do you think RP?

Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew Is Real, PepsiCo Confirms.

PepsiCo Inc. is concocting a version of its Mountain Dew soda flavored to taste like cheesy Doritos chips, the company stated Friday.

The soda and snack giant said it tested the new flavor, dubbed “Dewitos,” on college students. The company did not reveal which colleges participated in the test, but at least one Reddit user, who goes by the username joes_nipples, posted a photo of the taste test on Friday, saying the soda did, in fact, taste like Doritos.

Response by SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 8 at 2014 10:12 PM

SSG(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 08 Nov 2014 22:12:29 -0500

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Response by SrA Jay Strauser made Nov 9 at 2014 3:00 PM

SrA Jay Strauser — Sun, 09 Nov 2014 15:00:09 -0500

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

So this movie is becoming a reality. I knew it would happen

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 10 at 2014 4:46 PM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 16:46:45 -0500

I wonder when Cool Ranch soda will come.

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2015 10:11 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 13 Aug 2015 22:11:56 -0400

Response by PO1 Shahida Marmol made Aug 13 at 2015 10:27 PM

PO1 Shahida Marmol — Thu, 13 Aug 2015 22:27:11 -0400

absolutely disgusting

Response by SN Greg Wright made Aug 13 at 2015 11:28 PM

SN Greg Wright — Thu, 13 Aug 2015 23:28:33 -0400

Yuck.

Funny story about Dew though: I was addicted to the stuff for my last year in high school. Unbeknownst to me, Dew has higher caffeine content than coffee. Something I learned the hard way, the day after graduation when I flew to Orlando for boot camp, and was suddenly and brutally cut off from it! Had headaches for the first couple of weeks, heh. On the bright side, it cured me of ever going back to it!

Response by TSgt Joshua Copeland made Aug 13 at 2015 11:57 PM

TSgt Joshua Copeland — Thu, 13 Aug 2015 23:57:11 -0400

That ain't right....

Response by SGT Roberto Mendoza-Diaz made Aug 14 at 2015 12:07 AM

SGT Roberto Mendoza-Diaz — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 00:07:51 -0400

The end of the world is not near, it is nigh.

Response by SSgt Alex Robinson made Aug 14 at 2015 12:39 AM

SSgt Alex Robinson — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 00:39:53 -0400

I'll have water thank you very much

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 14 at 2015 1:12 AM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 01:12:36 -0400

looks totally gross..

Response by Capt Seid Waddell made Aug 14 at 2015 1:21 AM

Capt Seid Waddell — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 01:21:35 -0400

Hard to imagine.

Response by PO1 John Miller made Aug 14 at 2015 4:30 AM

PO1 John Miller — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 04:30:22 -0400

Ever since I saw a video on what Mountain Dew does to a rat who is left in the liquid for 30 days (turns it into a jelly like substance) I have sworn off pop!

Response by SSgt Terry P. made Aug 14 at 2015 7:38 AM

SSgt Terry P. — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 07:38:56 -0400

Some things should not be combined.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 14 at 2015 9:42 AM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 09:42:34 -0400

Now, back in the day, I was a huge soda drinker. In fact, I was a HUGE HUGE HUGE Dew addict. When the new flavors came out (the orange, red and purple ones), I tried them and they were gross. I can only imagine how horrible this tastes. Original flavor Mountain Dew is like some movies. The originals should not be remade or revamped or have sequels made. This is a sequel that should not have been made.

Response by PO3 Steven Sherrill made Aug 14 at 2015 10:31 AM

PO3 Steven Sherrill — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 10:31:03 -0400

That doesn't even sound good. Nacho Cheese soda?
I love Mountain Dew. I love Doritos. I love drinking a Dew while Eating Doritos. I do not want the dew and doritos in one container. No thank you.

Response by SPC Sheila Lewis made Aug 14 at 2015 12:40 PM

SPC Sheila Lewis — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 12:40:42 -0400

Only if it is a trial size....and free.

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Aug 14 at 2015 2:20 PM

PO2 Steven Erickson — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 14:20:35 -0400

But WAIT! THERE'S MORE...

Both are about as useful...

Response by PO3 Jonathan Monson made Aug 14 at 2015 3:53 PM

PO3 Jonathan Monson — Fri, 14 Aug 2015 15:53:47 -0400

Can wait and see the cupcakes in the mres that will be a gold mine for some people

Response by CPT Pedro Meza made Aug 20 at 2015 6:13 PM

CPT Pedro Meza — Thu, 20 Aug 2015 18:13:36 -0400

And we are supposed to believe some one named Joes-Nipples! This sound more like a remake of Animal House; great movie.

Response by MAJ Matthew Arnold made Sep 14 at 2015 12:00 AM

MAJ Matthew Arnold — Mon, 14 Sep 2015 00:00:38 -0400

I like my Dew neat.