The Zombie Apocalypse will be caused by?

SFC Mark Merino — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 13:59:29 -0400

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 12 at 2014 2:11 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:11:13 -0400

Politicians that refuse to die.

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 12 at 2014 2:24 PM

PO1 Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:24:10 -0400

My ex....and my mother-in-law's cooking....just saying

Response by LTC Paul Labrador made Aug 12 at 2014 2:25 PM

LTC Paul Labrador — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:25:02 -0400

Reality TV....

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 12 at 2014 2:28 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:28:10 -0400

Its already upon us!

Response by SPC Richard White made Aug 12 at 2014 2:32 PM

SPC Richard White — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:32:44 -0400

By Government making

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 12 at 2014 2:37 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:37:38 -0400

The bazillion people standing in line for the iPhone 6

Response by LCpl Steve Wininger made Aug 12 at 2014 2:53 PM

LCpl Steve Wininger — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 14:53:52 -0400

I chose coffee shortage. after two ex's, and a pending ex, I am still living. Although this last one just about done me in for a while.

I can see billions not functioning if there was ever a loss of coffee. Personally, I cannot function without at least a double first thing, then it is like a slow resurrection. By the time I hit number three, I am fully functional.

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 12 at 2014 3:02 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 15:02:57 -0400

The internet

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Aug 12 at 2014 3:07 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 15:07:29 -0400

Or inevitably...

Response by MSgt Lancia Stewart made Aug 12 at 2014 6:26 PM

MSgt Lancia Stewart — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 18:26:58 -0400

PowerPoint. Duh?

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 12 at 2014 8:38 PM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 20:38:42 -0400

By a lack of education and complacey. It is already happening in some areas. Mindless beings wondering around with no clear direction or purpose.

Response by SSG Ed Mikus made Aug 13 at 2014 1:04 AM

SSG Ed Mikus — Wed, 13 Aug 2014 01:04:44 -0400

The CIA

Response by Capt Jeff S. made Aug 13 at 2014 1:04 AM

Capt Jeff S. — Wed, 13 Aug 2014 01:04:59 -0400

UN Agenda 21

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2014 9:14 AM

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member — Wed, 13 Aug 2014 09:14:35 -0400

When the entitlement system collapses, there will be chaos and it'll look like a zombie apocalypse.

Response by CDR Thomas Gatliffe made Aug 13 at 2014 2:52 PM

CDR Thomas Gatliffe — Wed, 13 Aug 2014 14:52:17 -0400

Every morning I shoot the first zombie I see. It's cost me only 14 bathroom mirrors so far.

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 13 at 2014 4:57 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Wed, 13 Aug 2014 16:57:08 -0400

SIMPSON's MEGA MARATHON:

August 21 through September 1. During the course of the mega-marathon, FXX will air in chronological order all 25 seasons — 552 episodes — of the Fox animated series that’s the longest-running scripted series in TV history.

Response by SPC Stephen Bobchin made Aug 14 at 2014 12:11 AM

SPC Stephen Bobchin — Thu, 14 Aug 2014 00:11:41 -0400

I'm gonna blame it on a fresh private from AIT.

Response by PFC Zanie Young made Aug 14 at 2014 8:25 AM

PFC Zanie Young — Thu, 14 Aug 2014 08:25:49 -0400

Ex-spouses can be your best friend or your worse enemy... pick your poison...

Response by COL Randall C. made Aug 14 at 2014 8:02 PM

COL Randall C. — Thu, 14 Aug 2014 20:02:50 -0400

Walmart.

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 14 at 2014 8:35 PM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 14 Aug 2014 20:35:48 -0400

I don't understand the problem. The hardest part of these conversations is always pretending I'm less excited than I am about a zombie apocalypse. It's like I tell the weaker members of my family: "When I'm dead, you people have been dead for weeks."

Response by SPC Michelle M. made Aug 15 at 2014 2:19 PM

SPC Michelle M. — Fri, 15 Aug 2014 14:19:19 -0400

Some weird virus will cause it, but it wont be like the dead coming back from the dead kind, its more like infection causing people to become raving manics and just harder to kill but fast as hell. You know like "28 days later" I am a movie nut. LOL

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 15 at 2014 3:24 PM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 15 Aug 2014 15:24:22 -0400

Ebola Cure, I mean it's called Zmapp!

Response by Maj Chris Nelson made Aug 18 at 2014 9:19 AM

Maj Chris Nelson — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:19:05 -0400

I think this started out as a fun Halloween thing, blew up into a couple ok B rated movies (some are ok...but get real....they are MOVIES), then started taking a life of its own. It is REALLY funny to listen to some of the fanatics....they are buying up all the ammo and stockpiling it like crazy. They are convinced it is a tool of the government, but that zombies will do all the damage.

Response by SGT Richard H. made Aug 18 at 2014 9:57 AM

SGT Richard H. — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:57:58 -0400

The Zombie Apocalypse will be caused by........

The Navy.

Response by SFC William Swartz Jr made Aug 18 at 2014 11:36 AM

SFC William Swartz Jr — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 11:36:11 -0400

The lack of "food source/supply" in Washington D.C., when the zombies begin their takeover lol!!

Response by Cpl Dennis F. made Aug 19 at 2014 4:59 PM

Cpl Dennis F. — Tue, 19 Aug 2014 16:59:21 -0400

When the Zombies come, I'm trippin' you!

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Aug 19 at 2014 5:13 PM

SFC Mark Merino — Tue, 19 Aug 2014 17:13:16 -0400

I gotta say LTC Paul Labrador hit it out of the park with his vote of REALITY TV. My daughter was watching some reality drunk in the south redneck "soft porn" looking show and I think I heard my brain stem bend and break.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 19 at 2014 5:15 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 19 Aug 2014 17:15:38 -0400

ME!!!! If I can figure out how to do it.

Response by SFC Michael Hartwig made Aug 19 at 2014 8:38 PM

SFC Michael Hartwig — Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:38:45 -0400

Actually it will be a new drug craze that is impossible to detect with no ill effects UNTIL!!!. My buddy directed a movie called Potpourri which explains it better. I think it's on netflix or hulu. It basically fries your brain and gives you an insaciable appettite.

Response by SFC Michael Hartwig made Aug 19 at 2014 8:45 PM

SFC Michael Hartwig — Tue, 19 Aug 2014 20:45:27 -0400

Seriously now, find out your state laws for "sawed off" shotguns and cut them an inch shorter with a beveled edge so when you are reloading you can stab them in the brain with the barrel. Free Novice Prepper tip.

Response by SPC Charles Brown made Aug 21 at 2014 5:05 PM

SPC Charles Brown — Thu, 21 Aug 2014 17:05:08 -0400

Watching bubble guppies cartoons with your children/grandchildren and actually hearing the brain cells explode between your ears.

Response by SSG Trevor S. made Aug 24 at 2014 4:36 PM

SSG Trevor S. — Sun, 24 Aug 2014 16:36:09 -0400

[evil laugh]If you want to find out, read my books [/evil laugh]

Response by Cpl Dennis F. made Aug 25 at 2014 7:25 PM

Cpl Dennis F. — Mon, 25 Aug 2014 19:25:05 -0400

It just dawned on me.......Homer Simpson!

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 28 at 2014 6:37 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 28 Aug 2014 18:37:43 -0400

Too much watching of the Walking Dead!?

Response by Sgt Packy Flickinger made Aug 29 at 2014 10:02 PM

Sgt Packy Flickinger — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 22:02:34 -0400

None of the Above. Obamacare They are already voting.

Response by SSG James Doherty made Sep 11 at 2014 9:27 PM

SSG James Doherty — Thu, 11 Sep 2014 21:27:21 -0400

or a lack of Civilian PT belt usage.

Response by Cpl Dennis F. made Sep 12 at 2014 12:41 AM

Cpl Dennis F. — Fri, 12 Sep 2014 00:41:23 -0400

Caused?...... Caused?....... I was under the assumption that it occurred some time ago, as evidenced by the recurrent actions of a great many of our citizens. One of the reasons that I moved to the country was to get away from all of the zombies.

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Sep 15 at 2014 4:01 AM

SFC Mark Merino — Mon, 15 Sep 2014 04:01:05 -0400

For all you students........

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Sep 16 at 2014 8:55 AM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 08:55:18 -0400

All the RP members reading the "Should a 2LT salute a 1LT" post :-)

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Sep 16 at 2014 9:22 AM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 09:22:11 -0400

https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/is-wise-to-deploy-troops-to-fight-ebola?page=1&urlhash=243123#243123

Is it wise to deploy troops to fight Ebola? | RallyPoint

Am I the only one that is concerned about deploying troops to west Africa to fight the Ebola outbreak? I am concerned about the chances of any of those Soldiers contracting the virus and worse yet, bringing it back to the States.

Response by SSG Pete Fleming made Sep 16 at 2014 9:50 AM

SSG Pete Fleming — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 09:50:33 -0400

Even the CDC thinks it could happen...

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp

Zombie Apocalypse|Social Media for CDC Emergency

Information on terrorism and public health. Provided by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

Response by PO1 William "Chip" Nagel made Sep 16 at 2014 2:14 PM

PO1 William "Chip" Nagel — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:14:59 -0400

Isn't it always a Military Experiment gone wrong in every good Sci-Fi Movie I've ever seen. Why change a good thing. Hell combine a Deadly Virus mutated by Left Over Ammunition say in Adak (There is Plenty) or Jackson Park, Bremerton, WA (There is Plenty). Infecting Strung Out Coffee Fiends like me and you got the making of the Perfect Storm.

Response by PO2 Rocky Kleeger made Sep 16 at 2014 2:17 PM

PO2 Rocky Kleeger — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:17:12 -0400

Stupid people

Response by Cpl Dennis F. made Sep 16 at 2014 11:38 PM

Cpl Dennis F. — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 23:38:33 -0400

Some clumsy dumbass tripping over an extension cord.

Response by CWO2 Shelby DuBois made Sep 18 at 2014 9:54 AM

CWO2 Shelby DuBois — Thu, 18 Sep 2014 09:54:21 -0400

A deadly mix of MTV, Khardashians and smart phones...it's already started... look at the vacant stares on young peoples faces...walking mindlessly over cliffs, into doors, into guard rails.... and shooting them in the brains won't work... you have to cut off their power source.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 18 at 2014 9:59 AM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 18 Sep 2014 09:59:07 -0400

Doesn't matter what it's caused by. What's important is WHERE to be at when it happens so you don't get infected. The absolute worst place to be is Washington D.C. Think about it.

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 20 at 2014 8:55 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 20:55:36 -0400

I picked ex spouses because government wasn't a choice.

Response by Capt Jeff S. made Sep 21 at 2014 3:58 AM

Capt Jeff S. — Sun, 21 Sep 2014 03:58:38 -0400

A mutant strain of Cordyceps Fungus, that incubates for years (even decades!) in the brains of its human hosts, controlling their behavior and...

Nah, you don't suppose... Do you? Could it be?!! : )~

Response by CPT Ahmed Faried made Sep 21 at 2014 8:01 AM

CPT Ahmed Faried — Sun, 21 Sep 2014 08:01:30 -0400

i thought this was funny. Capt Jeff S.

Response by LT Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 21 at 2014 8:28 AM

LT Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 21 Sep 2014 08:28:29 -0400

I think it will be Cosmetic Products (i.e. make-up) that causes the Zombie Apocalypse. Everyone is in search of younger more beautiful skin. It will come to a point where cell regeneration will out last the life of our brains and it will cause us to be mindless walking zombies. AHHHH!

Response by CW2 Paul Beiss made Sep 21 at 2014 3:21 PM

CW2 Paul Beiss — Sun, 21 Sep 2014 15:21:37 -0400

And people sick of waiting for it to actually happen!

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Sep 22 at 2014 1:59 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 13:59:15 -0400

The media. Some dumb ass will report a walking corpse this Halloween which will turn into expose on why parents are shirking their civic duty by allowing their children to dress up in scary costumes. Every channel and internet outlet will run with it until it all gets blamed on POTUS and our brains explode. :-0

Response by SGT Mitch McKinley made Sep 22 at 2014 3:27 PM

SGT Mitch McKinley — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 15:27:58 -0400

So out of curiosity...if zombies are undead, and can only be killed by destroying the frontal lobe...why must the "feast on flesh" to survive.
If they don't eat, wouldn't they starve to "death"?

Response by MSG Brad Sand made Sep 22 at 2014 3:50 PM

MSG Brad Sand — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 15:50:12 -0400

All of the above. except ammunition wholesalers, but the primary cause is misguided attempt by the Government to stop the Zombie Apocalypse.

Response by SrA Marc Haynes made Sep 22 at 2014 5:12 PM

SrA Marc Haynes — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 17:12:10 -0400

It has already started! It's called the federal branch of the U.S. Government.

Response by SFC Jeff L. made Sep 22 at 2014 5:33 PM

SFC Jeff L. — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 17:33:24 -0400

Everyone knows that the "Zombie Apocalypse" is a thinly disguised euphamism for "obama voter riots" where mindless citizens will riot when the biscuit wheels fall off their government funded gravy train.

Response by SPC David Shaffer made Sep 22 at 2014 9:27 PM

SPC David Shaffer — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 21:27:27 -0400

The zombie apocalypse will be caused by my mother in law...all it will take is one bite. Scares me to death hahaha

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Sep 25 at 2014 9:44 PM

SFC Mark Merino — Thu, 25 Sep 2014 21:44:13 -0400

Better get your votes in before we actually have to deal with this!!!............lol
https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/it-has-begun-in-africa-of-all-places-are-you-ready?page=1&urlhash=255538#255538

It has begun...in Africa of all places. Are you ready? | RallyPoint

Remember...aim for the head. http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html

Response by SGT Mark Sullivan made Sep 26 at 2014 12:19 AM

SGT Mark Sullivan — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 00:19:08 -0400

ALIENS!!! or,
If you read the Tabloids, LOL, it's already happening, ROFLMAO
http://madworldnews.com/ebola-victims-rising-from-dead/

Villagers Alarmed By Ebola Victims Rising From The Dead

Panic amongst villagers in Africa is running high today after two Ebola victims were reported to have risen from the dead. According to The Mirror, a local | Written By Robert Rich

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Sep 26 at 2014 4:53 AM

SFC Mark Merino — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 04:53:19 -0400

Good Lord, please wash your hands. It probably will be this simple. Where are my anti-bacterial wipes!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7yL5DFbK5A

End Video for eLO Summative Project

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Sep 28 at 2014 1:36 AM

SFC Mark Merino — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 01:36:50 -0400

When has Forbes EVER been wrong?........lol

http://www.forbes.com/sites/daviddisalvo/2012/10/29/could-a-virus-really-cause-a-zombie-apocalypse/

Could a Virus Really Cause a Zombie Apocalypse?

VideoJust in time for Halloween, the folks at AsapSCIENCE take us to school on how a virus theoretically could turn your neighbors into mindless brain-hungrycannibals (thus ruling out their house as a good trick-or-treat stop).

Response by SSG Laureano Pabon made Sep 28 at 2014 1:43 AM

SSG Laureano Pabon — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 01:43:17 -0400

When a coffee shortage starts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWGeRgFa-hI

Mission Impossible TV show theme song

Classic TV show theme song

Response by SFC William "Bill" Moore made Sep 30 at 2014 12:48 PM

SFC William "Bill" Moore — Tue, 30 Sep 2014 12:48:28 -0400

EBT cards being turned off.

Response by CPT Jack Durish made Oct 2 at 2014 12:45 PM

CPT Jack Durish — Thu, 02 Oct 2014 12:45:20 -0400

For anyone who doubts the existence of zombies, trust me, they're already here and they vote

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Oct 3 at 2014 12:26 AM

SFC Mark Merino — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 00:26:24 -0400

Even zombies have heroes.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 3 at 2014 3:12 AM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 03:12:09 -0400

Hehehe!!!

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 3 at 2014 7:59 AM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 07:59:11 -0400

Apparently Ebola!

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 3 at 2014 9:12 AM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 09:12:10 -0400

Ebola?

Response by Capt Richard I P. made Oct 3 at 2014 9:15 AM

Capt Richard I P. — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 09:15:06 -0400

The cause is irrelevant, the actions an individual must take in response are similar regardless of cause: get away from population centers, know how to account for Maslow's hierarchy of needs: especially security, water, food and disease prevention.

Response by 1LT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 3 at 2014 11:28 AM

1LT(P) Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 11:28:26 -0400

Taylor Swift NOT writing a song about her next breakup

Response by SFC Stephen Carden made Oct 3 at 2014 11:56 AM

SFC Stephen Carden — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 11:56:02 -0400

I am going to say one too many PowerPoint presentations. Have you ever seen someone after a 150-slide .ppt?

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 3 at 2014 12:06 PM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 12:06:33 -0400

Lets for a moment say that a virus or pathogen could do what Hollywood thinks it can do. Humans would be fine, after the intial outbreak the zombies would be all but decimated. Romero would receive the Nobel Prize for the greatest public health campaign. Then a few weeks pass then the zombie rats with near matches toour immune systems would creep into our fortified positions and wipe out humanity.

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 7 at 2014 6:22 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 07 Oct 2014 18:22:59 -0400

Doesn't matter HOW it got started. The important thing is what to choose!!! :D

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 7 at 2014 7:18 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 07 Oct 2014 19:18:54 -0400

Release the zombie penguins!!!

Response by PO1 John Y. made Oct 7 at 2014 7:58 PM

PO1 John Y. — Tue, 07 Oct 2014 19:58:33 -0400

Continued working for 9-5 corporations thinking we'll all get the American dream...Oh wait, that's already happening...OMG we're in the Zombie Apocalypse!!!!

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 11 at 2014 8:36 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 11 Oct 2014 20:36:24 -0400

Hehehe!!!

Response by SPC James Mcneil made Oct 17 at 2014 5:36 PM

SPC James Mcneil — Fri, 17 Oct 2014 17:36:00 -0400

With the choices, I have to go with coffee shortage. I'm certainly a zombie before the coffee kicks in.

Response by SN Kevin Townsend made Oct 18 at 2014 11:47 AM

SN Kevin Townsend — Sat, 18 Oct 2014 11:47:25 -0400

Why is Obama not an option?

Response by SMSgt Michael Carl made Oct 18 at 2014 1:57 PM

SMSgt Michael Carl — Sat, 18 Oct 2014 13:57:09 -0400

i would have voted ex spouse......however I am still married. I have to admit that the institution of marriage takes the will to hunt out of those who choose to remove themselves from the wild. We become zombie like going thru our daily routines.....coffee is the perfect antidote.....not just the life giving juice, but the art of making it, the conversations that can be had when watching it brew or waiting for it to be handed to you by life saving barrista. The smell of it wafting across a crowded room is enough to spark the spirit back to the living. And it is comforting to see the old lions gather at the watering hole known as the conference room with the will to continue and persevere and proudly displaying their chalace filled with the elixir of life. Take the will to hunt away.....and take coffee away....well.....we all should just go behind the woodpile and give up.

Response by CW2 Joseph Evans made Oct 18 at 2014 2:11 PM

CW2 Joseph Evans — Sat, 18 Oct 2014 14:11:48 -0400

Monsanto's cure for Ebola...

Response by SGT Kathleen Light made Oct 18 at 2014 7:25 PM

SGT Kathleen Light — Sat, 18 Oct 2014 19:25:10 -0400

Lack of coffe and too many ex's :)

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 30 at 2014 5:50 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 17:50:32 -0500

Response by SSG (ret) William Martin made Dec 30 at 2014 7:11 PM

SSG (ret) William Martin — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 19:11:57 -0500

Get your cross bow ready, your go-bag, a knife, and extra batteries for your smart phone.

Response by SGT Ben Keen made Mar 31 at 2015 2:18 PM

SGT Ben Keen — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 14:18:33 -0400

You missed two choices...

A 2LT saluting a 1LT or a PFC standing standing at parade rest for a SPC...

Response by SPC David Hannaman made Mar 31 at 2015 4:28 PM

SPC David Hannaman — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 16:28:57 -0400

Everyone be nice to Jaun Valdez...

Response by SPC David Hannaman made Mar 31 at 2015 4:37 PM

SPC David Hannaman — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 16:37:45 -0400

If your contingency plan includes a way of charging your iPhone, don't worry the Zombies won't be interested in you.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 31 at 2015 4:38 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 16:38:14 -0400

Some Private that got challenged by one of his squad mates to eat an MRE that has been 5 yrs expired.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 31 at 2015 4:50 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 16:50:17 -0400

a 2LT at the CDC that was handling something and muttered the words..."It has been my experience...."

Response by SFC Charles S. made Mar 31 at 2015 5:03 PM

SFC Charles S. — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 17:03:06 -0400

Pvt Snuffy Told to clean out the Storage containers in an area that is devoid of all human life for the past 60 years and Stumbles upon a container that says "DO NOT OPEN" Without any adult supervision in the surrounding area.... same said Pvt Snuffy... Does what all Good Pvt Snuffies do and Opens it... Voila! Zombie Apocalypse!

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 31 at 2015 5:27 PM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 17:27:28 -0400

just remember to spy cam in the head kill the brain then go on about your business

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Mar 31 at 2015 5:27 PM

SFC Mark Merino — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 17:27:45 -0400

Response by PO2 David Hagwood made Apr 1 at 2015 1:08 AM

PO2 David Hagwood — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 01:08:33 -0400

I would say either coffee shortage or Democrats.

Response by COL Ted Mc made Apr 1 at 2015 2:11 AM

COL Ted Mc — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 02:11:35 -0400

If the cigar and beer cartels ever decide to hold the country to ransom I'll be right pis.... .

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 1 at 2015 2:02 PM

PO1 Private RallyPoint Member — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 14:02:05 -0400

Like I have stated before (and most routinely around work), "If you weren't my friend before the zombie apocalypse....you damn sure aren't my friend after...." Everyone is target practice!! lol

Response by Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS made Apr 1 at 2015 2:22 PM

Sgt Aaron Kennedy, MS — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 14:22:26 -0400

Because I can't stop researching anything, I've discovered we are actually very close to both a "chocolate" and a "wine" shortage on a Global level. We will run out of those before we run out of Oil.

As Coffee is "similar" to both items... and I've seen the calming effects of having a fresh brewed pot of coffee during a Field Day Inspection... I have to lean towards that.