1LT Nick Kidwell271135<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>One is a USMC Colonel, the second is a US Army Colonel, the third is a US Navy Captain....<br /><br /><br />(insert punchline here. Have fun.)Three O6s walk into a bar...2014-10-09T14:30:20-04:001LT Nick Kidwell271135<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>One is a USMC Colonel, the second is a US Army Colonel, the third is a US Navy Captain....<br /><br /><br />(insert punchline here. Have fun.)Three O6s walk into a bar...2014-10-09T14:30:20-04:002014-10-09T14:30:20-04:00SGT Private RallyPoint Member271350<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>And start trying to determine which branch had the most guts. The Army Colonel says "the army of course" looks to his SPC aid "see that hmmwv coming down the street, go stop it" the SPC runs too the road and tries to strop it with his bare hands... He gets ran over. "now thats guts" says the Colonel. Ha Says the USMC Colonel, he looks to his CPL aid "see that Abrams coming down the road go stop it". The CPL runs to the road and tries to stop it with his bare hands.... He gets ran over. "Now that's guts" says the USMC Colonel. The Captain looks around for a second and beckons for them to walk out side. He looks up to the sailor in the watch tower above the bar. "Hey sailor jump out of that tower". The sailor looks down over the edge and looks at the Captain "Sir are you crazy, go (insert your favorite term) yourself". The Captain looks at the other two, "now that's guts".Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 9 at 2014 5:32 PM2014-10-09T17:32:19-04:002014-10-09T17:32:19-04:00SFC Private RallyPoint Member271399<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>All the Sr. enlisted tell them that the O-Club is down the street.Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 9 at 2014 6:28 PM2014-10-09T18:28:53-04:002014-10-09T18:28:53-04:00MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca271405<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>and all the enlisted walk out.Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Oct 9 at 2014 6:32 PM2014-10-09T18:32:41-04:002014-10-09T18:32:41-04:00SPC David S.271421<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>and the Marine 06 kills everybody inside and makes it a command post.Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:39 PM2014-10-09T18:39:23-04:002014-10-09T18:39:23-04:00SPC David S.271441<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>and the Army 06 paints every thing green and throws it out of a C5A.Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:52 PM2014-10-09T18:52:46-04:002014-10-09T18:52:46-04:00SPC David S.271443<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>and the Air Force 06 tears it down and builds a brand new one.Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:53 PM2014-10-09T18:53:31-04:002014-10-09T18:53:31-04:00SPC David S.271448<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>and the Navy 06 gets drunk as hell gets way out of line and fondles the waitress goes streaking and then gets busted down to an 02Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:57 PM2014-10-09T18:57:26-04:002014-10-09T18:57:26-04:00SPC David S.271451<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>the Coast Guard one leaves after 5 minutes because he got work to do.Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:59 PM2014-10-09T18:59:10-04:002014-10-09T18:59:10-04:00SPC David S.271453<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>the Merchant Marine 06 instantly realizes its a tranny bar and leaves immediately.Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 7:02 PM2014-10-09T19:02:30-04:002014-10-09T19:02:30-04:00SPC James Mcneil271525<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"Response by SPC James Mcneil made Oct 9 at 2014 8:28 PM2014-10-09T20:28:22-04:002014-10-09T20:28:22-04:00SGT Richard H.271538<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>One is a USMC Colonel, the second is a US Army Colonel, the third is a US Navy Captain....<br /><br />The Navy Captain excuses himself to the restroom and the other two start talking. <br />The Army Colonel mentions Command and staff college. <br />The Marine Colonel asks what he learned there, to which the Army Colonel replies "well...first we learned about logic". <br />The Marine Colonel looks vexed and asks "what the hell is that??"<br />The Army Colonel thinks a second, and says "well, Ill give you an example. Do you have a lawnmower?"<br />The Marine O answers "yes"<br />The Army O says "From that I can deduce that you probably have a house with a yard"<br />The Marine O Answes "Yes"<br />The Army O says "From that I can deduce that you are probably married"<br />The Marine O answers "Yes"<br />The Army O says from that I can deduce that you are a straight man"<br />The Marine answers "Oorah"<br /><br />Right then the Navy Captain returns and asks "what have you guys been talking about?"<br />The Marine Colonel jumps right in and says "Logic"<br />The Navy Captain asks "What the hell is that?"<br />The Marine puffs out his chest and says "Let me give you an example. Do you have a lawnmower?"<br />The Navy Captain answers "No"<br />The Marine grins and says "You're gay"Response by SGT Richard H. made Oct 9 at 2014 8:37 PM2014-10-09T20:37:57-04:002014-10-09T20:37:57-04:00SPC Paul Shene III274785<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>that's a lot of flipping birdsResponse by SPC Paul Shene III made Oct 12 at 2014 12:11 PM2014-10-12T12:11:17-04:002014-10-12T12:11:17-04:00PFC Zanie Young309908<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>The Air Force Colonel had just walked into the bar and quickly walked out when the fight breaks out between the Navy Captain and the Marine Colonel...Response by PFC Zanie Young made Nov 4 at 2014 8:41 AM2014-11-04T08:41:25-05:002014-11-04T08:41:25-05:00SSG Kevin McCulley312687<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Sternly tell the Lieutenant to stand aside.Response by SSG Kevin McCulley made Nov 5 at 2014 7:22 PM2014-11-05T19:22:11-05:002014-11-05T19:22:11-05:00CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member547118<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>...the Air Force Colonel was delayed... She did a fly-by on the tower and had to get hemmed up. ;)Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2015 4:31 PM2015-03-23T16:31:16-04:002015-03-23T16:31:16-04:00MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca547506<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>And some E9 - branch immaterial - will be able to drink all 3 of them under the table !!Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Mar 23 at 2015 7:23 PM2015-03-23T19:23:17-04:002015-03-23T19:23:17-04:00MAJ Private RallyPoint Member547527<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>...the Air Force Colonel ducked...Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2015 7:34 PM2015-03-23T19:34:41-04:002015-03-23T19:34:41-04:00SSG Private RallyPoint Member547635<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Army COL says "good evening sir, ma'am"Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2015 8:33 PM2015-03-23T20:33:03-04:002015-03-23T20:33:03-04:00SSG Private RallyPoint Member547870<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>And the marine and army colonels asked the Captain to read them the menu.Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2015 10:53 PM2015-03-23T22:53:36-04:002015-03-23T22:53:36-04:002014-10-09T14:30:20-04:00