Three O6s walk into a bar...

1LT Nick Kidwell — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 14:30:20 -0400

One is a USMC Colonel, the second is a US Army Colonel, the third is a US Navy Captain....

(insert punchline here. Have fun.)

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 9 at 2014 5:32 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 17:32:19 -0400

And start trying to determine which branch had the most guts. The Army Colonel says "the army of course" looks to his SPC aid "see that hmmwv coming down the street, go stop it" the SPC runs too the road and tries to strop it with his bare hands... He gets ran over. "now thats guts" says the Colonel. Ha Says the USMC Colonel, he looks to his CPL aid "see that Abrams coming down the road go stop it". The CPL runs to the road and tries to stop it with his bare hands.... He gets ran over. "Now that's guts" says the USMC Colonel. The Captain looks around for a second and beckons for them to walk out side. He looks up to the sailor in the watch tower above the bar. "Hey sailor jump out of that tower". The sailor looks down over the edge and looks at the Captain "Sir are you crazy, go (insert your favorite term) yourself". The Captain looks at the other two, "now that's guts".

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 9 at 2014 6:28 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 18:28:53 -0400

All the Sr. enlisted tell them that the O-Club is down the street.

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Oct 9 at 2014 6:32 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 18:32:41 -0400

and all the enlisted walk out.

Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:39 PM

SPC David S. — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 18:39:23 -0400

and the Marine 06 kills everybody inside and makes it a command post.

Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:52 PM

SPC David S. — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 18:52:46 -0400

and the Army 06 paints every thing green and throws it out of a C5A.

Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:53 PM

SPC David S. — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 18:53:31 -0400

and the Air Force 06 tears it down and builds a brand new one.

Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:57 PM

SPC David S. — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 18:57:26 -0400

and the Navy 06 gets drunk as hell gets way out of line and fondles the waitress goes streaking and then gets busted down to an 02

Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 6:59 PM

SPC David S. — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 18:59:10 -0400

the Coast Guard one leaves after 5 minutes because he got work to do.

Response by SPC David S. made Oct 9 at 2014 7:02 PM

SPC David S. — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 19:02:30 -0400

the Merchant Marine 06 instantly realizes its a tranny bar and leaves immediately.

Response by SPC James Mcneil made Oct 9 at 2014 8:28 PM

SPC James Mcneil — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 20:28:22 -0400

The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Response by SGT Richard H. made Oct 9 at 2014 8:37 PM

SGT Richard H. — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 20:37:57 -0400

One is a USMC Colonel, the second is a US Army Colonel, the third is a US Navy Captain....

The Navy Captain excuses himself to the restroom and the other two start talking.
The Army Colonel mentions Command and staff college.
The Marine Colonel asks what he learned there, to which the Army Colonel replies "well...first we learned about logic".
The Marine Colonel looks vexed and asks "what the hell is that??"
The Army Colonel thinks a second, and says "well, Ill give you an example. Do you have a lawnmower?"
The Marine O answers "yes"
The Army O says "From that I can deduce that you probably have a house with a yard"
The Marine O Answes "Yes"
The Army O says "From that I can deduce that you are probably married"
The Marine O answers "Yes"
The Army O says from that I can deduce that you are a straight man"
The Marine answers "Oorah"

Right then the Navy Captain returns and asks "what have you guys been talking about?"
The Marine Colonel jumps right in and says "Logic"
The Navy Captain asks "What the hell is that?"
The Marine puffs out his chest and says "Let me give you an example. Do you have a lawnmower?"
The Navy Captain answers "No"
The Marine grins and says "You're gay"

Response by SPC Paul Shene III made Oct 12 at 2014 12:11 PM

SPC Paul Shene III — Sun, 12 Oct 2014 12:11:17 -0400

that's a lot of flipping birds

Response by PFC Zanie Young made Nov 4 at 2014 8:41 AM

PFC Zanie Young — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 08:41:25 -0500

The Air Force Colonel had just walked into the bar and quickly walked out when the fight breaks out between the Navy Captain and the Marine Colonel...

Response by SSG Kevin McCulley made Nov 5 at 2014 7:22 PM

SSG Kevin McCulley — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 19:22:11 -0500

Sternly tell the Lieutenant to stand aside.

Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2015 4:31 PM

CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 16:31:16 -0400

...the Air Force Colonel was delayed... She did a fly-by on the tower and had to get hemmed up. ;)

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Mar 23 at 2015 7:23 PM

MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 19:23:17 -0400

And some E9 - branch immaterial - will be able to drink all 3 of them under the table !!

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2015 7:34 PM

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 19:34:41 -0400

...the Air Force Colonel ducked...

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2015 8:33 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 20:33:03 -0400

Army COL says "good evening sir, ma'am"

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 23 at 2015 10:53 PM

SSG Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 22:53:36 -0400

And the marine and army colonels asked the Captain to read them the menu.