We have all had a subordinate that needed to go. What are some Rating Bullets you have used that were both funny and sad but true?
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Greatest contribution to the Army is to retire. Just kidding I thought of it one day and always wanted to use it, did do it as a joke once, it was pretty funny.SFC Roberto Garza Jr.Thu, 21 Jul 2016 00:09:50 -04002016-07-21T00:09:50-04:00Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 21 at 2016 12:16 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>As an adjutant I saw an OER on an infantry captain where the COL wrote "this officer has not commanded a company and does not seek to command. He displays none of the initiative or drive expected of a combat arms officer. Recommend retention in grade "<br /><br />He never actually made it to the Major's board. The OER triggered a review and he was out in 90 days. <br /><br />As far as funny/joke lines, one that went around for your last OER was "i can conceive of no national emergency so dire as to warrant this officer's return to active duty"LTC Private RallyPoint MemberThu, 21 Jul 2016 00:16:08 -04002016-07-21T00:16:08-04:00Response by SGM Erik Marquez made Jul 21 at 2016 12:21 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Sets low standards and often fails to meet them"<br />"No potential for potential to lead SM in combat or garrison"SGM Erik MarquezThu, 21 Jul 2016 00:21:08 -04002016-07-21T00:21:08-04:00Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 21 at 2016 12:23 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>In List 3 position the NCO might best fit I put "Civilian"MSG Private RallyPoint MemberThu, 21 Jul 2016 00:23:20 -04002016-07-21T00:23:20-04:00Response by LTC Jason Mackay made Jul 21 at 2016 1:02 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Able to consistently conduct indoor/outdoor breathing under close supervision.LTC Jason MackayThu, 21 Jul 2016 01:02:50 -04002016-07-21T01:02:50-04:00Response by CAPT Kevin B. made Jul 21 at 2016 1:03 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Although he is ranked 5 of 5, he would have the same view if there were 30.<br /><br />There were others when I was rattling around Millington, but I always remembered this one.CAPT Kevin B.Thu, 21 Jul 2016 01:03:31 -04002016-07-21T01:03:31-04:00Response by SFC David McMahon made Jul 21 at 2016 1:34 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Listed in the "top 3 positions"<br /><br />Squad member <br /><br />Yeah...had to go see 1SG about that one....<br /><br />Ha ha ha ha ha haSFC David McMahonThu, 21 Jul 2016 01:34:39 -04002016-07-21T01:34:39-04:00Response by 1stSgt Eugene Harless made Jul 21 at 2016 4:33 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I never got to put it on paper but once I was called as a "Character Witness" to a Marines Admin Discharge hearing in front of the Regimental Commander. I had a stack of counseling sheets form 3 months alone that was thicker than a fat baby's dick. This individual was constantly UA, lived like a pig and had 4 njps already. The Colonel looked through one or two of the sheets than asked me if I thought the Marine Could be salvaged. I looked at the Colonel then looked at the Marine and said " Sir, this Private in nothing more than a hairy turd hanging out the Marine Corp's ass, and we need to pinch him off". <br /> I thought the Sgt Major was going to have a Stroke, but the Colonel just looked up and said "Ok Gunny, thanks foir your input" He sent me and the Platoon Commander out without asking anything else. The kid was ad-sepped with an OTH within a few weeks.<br /> By1stSgt Eugene HarlessThu, 21 Jul 2016 04:33:45 -04002016-07-21T04:33:45-04:00Response by LT Erik Frederick made Jul 21 at 2016 7:47 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Not sure if it was just urban legend but a senior officer I knew claims to have written, "Ensign 'Smith' is going through his Naval career pulling on doors clearly marked 'Push.'"LT Erik FrederickThu, 21 Jul 2016 07:47:26 -04002016-07-21T07:47:26-04:00Response by SGT David T. made Jul 21 at 2016 8:54 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"This NCO has met his maximum potential. Do not promote. Do not retain." I proudly display this in a frame since it was mine and I wrote just prior to ETS.SGT David T.Thu, 21 Jul 2016 08:54:23 -04002016-07-21T08:54:23-04:00Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 21 at 2016 1:28 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>o supported the Army Green initiative by personally supplying CO2 to vegetation in the Company Area<br /><br />o possessed an unshakeable determination to do what he feels in right in the face of overwhelming evidence<br /><br />o established a new company record in the post-APFT breathalyzer event<br /><br />o personally took charge of the company extra duty details, completing all assigned tasks on a weekly basis<br /><br />On the OER front, I had a Soldier who was formerly a CPT and came back in years later as a SGT to get retirement points in the USAR. He had an OER from the early '90's that read in it's entirety in the S/R section:<br />Captain G------ is dumb, but he is the best I've got.<br />Above Center of mass box check.1SG Private RallyPoint MemberThu, 21 Jul 2016 13:28:35 -04002016-07-21T13:28:35-04:00Response by SGT Dennis Sweet made Jul 21 at 2016 2:39 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I have used this report a couple times for Pvts, Spcs, etc that complain too much.SGT Dennis SweetThu, 21 Jul 2016 14:39:38 -04002016-07-21T14:39:38-04:00Response by Lt Col Paul Maxwell made Jul 21 at 2016 6:08 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>'Overwhelmingly meets minimum standards'.Lt Col Paul MaxwellThu, 21 Jul 2016 18:08:43 -04002016-07-21T18:08:43-04:00Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 21 at 2016 6:56 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I put out a civilian (won't give him the credit of calling him a Soldier) a few years back. He was convicted of: 1) theft of government property, 2) theft of personal property, 3) disrespect to a Non-Commissioned Officer and 4) solicitation of narcotics. All on his first NCOER. I share this not to make fun of this guy, but so other NCOs can use these bullets with their more challenging NCOERs. This was by far the hardest NCOER I ever wrote.<br /><br />PART IV. a. ARMY VALUES<br />o failed to uphold the Army standards of honor and integrity<br />o demonstrated serious lack of integrity and poor judgement without consideration of results<br />o disciplined for disrespect and solicitation of narcotics<br />PART IV. b. COMPETENCE<br />o lacked sound judgement in personal decision making<br />o performed duties in a timely manner with supervision<br />o his failure to follow orders led to loss of computer access; unable to efficiently perform duties of a NCO in a medical center<br />PART IV. d. LEADERSHIP<br />o disciplined for larceny<br />o failed to live up to the Creed of the Non-Commissioned Officer<br />o lacked the ability to comprehend operational mission goals and act appropriately in the absence of orders<br />PART V. b.<br />Squad Member<br />Mail Room Worker<br />Gym Worker<br />PART V. e.<br />o do not promote or retain at this time; there is no real world mission that warrants the retention of this Soldier<br />o current performance is below expected levels; did not positively distinguish himself from his peers<br />o has limited potential in military careerSFC Private RallyPoint MemberThu, 21 Jul 2016 18:56:44 -04002016-07-21T18:56:44-04:00Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 21 at 2016 10:55 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>She takes her foot out of her mouth only to replace it with the other one.MSG Private RallyPoint MemberThu, 21 Jul 2016 22:55:36 -04002016-07-21T22:55:36-04:00Response by MSG Chris Reindle made Jul 22 at 2016 7:30 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Our Platoon Leader was extremely challenged so my buddy who was Platoon Sergeant had a Senior Rater comment that basically said, "Effectively led the platoon despite having the worst Platoon Leader in the U.S. Army"MSG Chris ReindleFri, 22 Jul 2016 07:30:03 -04002016-07-22T07:30:03-04:00Response by Capt Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 22 at 2016 10:15 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>My favorite was on a LT's OER.<br /><br />"Lt ______ is a fast learner. He never makes the same mistake twice. But, it seems he is trying to make them all once."Capt Private RallyPoint MemberFri, 22 Jul 2016 10:15:55 -04002016-07-22T10:15:55-04:00Response by MSG David Rogers III made Jul 22 at 2016 4:54 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Can always be counted on for exceeding the standard..... but only in Body-Fat!MSG David Rogers IIIFri, 22 Jul 2016 16:54:47 -04002016-07-22T16:54:47-04:00Response by SSG Trevor S. made Jul 23 at 2016 7:39 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I didn't use any of these. I was really tempted though:<br /><br />1 of 3 recommended future positions : Front Leaning Rest<br />Marginally achieved autonomous breathing<br />Able to tell left from right 80% of the time<br />Considered an excellent candidate for post-military Vo-Tech Training<br />Able to recite 100% of the dialogue from recent movie titles, able to recite 75% of the National AnthemSSG Trevor S.Sat, 23 Jul 2016 19:39:42 -04002016-07-23T19:39:42-04:00Response by CMSgt Mike Esser made Jul 25 at 2016 4:19 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Airman is extremely well suited for the civilian sector, recommend transfer to such with due haste.CMSgt Mike EsserMon, 25 Jul 2016 16:19:09 -04002016-07-25T16:19:09-04:00Response by CW3 Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 1 at 2016 8:02 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Best serves the needs of the Army as a civilianCW3 Private RallyPoint MemberMon, 01 Aug 2016 20:02:58 -04002016-08-01T20:02:58-04:00Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 30 at 2017 1:04 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I wrote a NCOER for my SSG just a few weeks ago that said " Works well under constant supervision, constantly reminded to follow training task for the day"SFC Private RallyPoint MemberThu, 30 Mar 2017 01:04:42 -04002017-03-30T01:04:42-04:00Response by SSgt Michael Cox made Apr 7 at 2017 4:09 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Worst I ever wrote for a SRA/E-4 was. Does mediocre work even while supervised and sometimes follows directions on his own.SSgt Michael CoxFri, 07 Apr 2017 16:09:52 -04002017-04-07T16:09:52-04:00Response by MCPO Chuck Feeney made Apr 7 at 2017 5:37 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Chief Neverdull proves that no one is totally useless, as he can be used a bad example of a Chief Petty Officer. (Skipper made me change it)MCPO Chuck FeeneyFri, 07 Apr 2017 17:37:15 -04002017-04-07T17:37:15-04:00Response by Cpl Zach Wellborn made Apr 7 at 2017 8:00 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>He's a jarhead for sure but the jars empty. <br />He can put on the uniform which in it's self is impressive. <br />He's great at PT if PT consisted of running 5 ft<br />Leadership ability of a dying cat<br />Takes orders like a retard chasing bubbles<br />Can't counsel said Marine, he's crossed eyed and I lose my bearing.Cpl Zach WellbornFri, 07 Apr 2017 20:00:55 -04002017-04-07T20:00:55-04:00Response by PO1 Paul D. made Apr 8 at 2017 12:22 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Submitted on an junior PO2 who treated those who reported to her like children. Almost made it to her record, the entire chain of command agreed. The Commanding Officer changed it after much thought.<br />"* Does not work well or play well with others."PO1 Paul D.Sat, 08 Apr 2017 00:22:27 -04002017-04-08T00:22:27-04:00Response by COL Rich McKinney made Jan 6 at 2019 7:01 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>My college roommate. I went to Ft Riley and he went to Ft Lewis. He got an OER where the Senior Rater block was 2 words: "Eliminate Expeditiously"COL Rich McKinneySun, 06 Jan 2019 19:01:36 -05002019-01-06T19:01:36-05:00Response by MSgt David Lange made Jan 7 at 2019 12:16 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>In the late 1980's there was a list going around which was compiled by some of the junior Marines who reviewed fitness reports for sergeants and above. I wish I could find that list, but here are a few I do remember:<br /><br />-Can juggle cotton balls in a hurricane. <br />-Marches to the beat of a different drummer and fortunate we could not find that drummer.<br />-I would rather have a vacancy in my unit rather than have this individual on my rolls.<br />-I have known the Gunnery Sergeant for years. He fat then and he is still fat now.MSgt David LangeMon, 07 Jan 2019 12:16:34 -05002019-01-07T12:16:34-05:00Response by PFC Elijah Rose made Jan 7 at 2019 5:10 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>And people think bullying doesn't happen in the military......PFC Elijah RoseMon, 07 Jan 2019 17:10:56 -05002019-01-07T17:10:56-05:00Response by SSG Kyle Stromgren made Jan 9 at 2019 12:43 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Has a whole 6pack but missing the plastic thingy that holds it togetherSSG Kyle StromgrenWed, 09 Jan 2019 00:43:22 -05002019-01-09T00:43:22-05:00Response by CSM(P) Jamie Lethiecq made Jan 9 at 2019 1:51 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Albeit dated, I’ve heard “promote with rhesus monkey” has been used.CSM(P) Jamie LethiecqWed, 09 Jan 2019 01:51:43 -05002019-01-09T01:51:43-05:00Response by SSG Dave Johnston made Mar 4 at 2019 1:42 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>In Part V box b: "List 3 positions in which the rated NCO could best serve the Army at his/her current or next higher grade" I said:<br />1. Drive-up window of a Fast food restaurant.<br />2. Driver for Pizza Delivery<br />3. Walmart greeter.<br />Platoon Sgt. rewrote the entire NCOER. <br />Oh, the Soldier was displaying overt signs of "Short-timers Syndrome", and had planed to ETS and not join the Reserve component when he returned home.SSG Dave JohnstonMon, 04 Mar 2019 13:42:47 -05002019-03-04T13:42:47-05:00Response by SFC Tracy Scott made Mar 7 at 2019 9:49 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Sgt_____ continues to elevates the standards in the same effective manner as he does on the Marksmanship qualification range, he continues to miss the set minima standards.SFC Tracy ScottThu, 07 Mar 2019 09:49:52 -05002019-03-07T09:49:52-05:00Response by 1stSgt John Ross made Mar 7 at 2019 3:37 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Performs routine building maintenance under intense supervision.<br />Wears the uniform consistently.1stSgt John RossThu, 07 Mar 2019 15:37:42 -05002019-03-07T15:37:42-05:00Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 27 at 2019 3:02 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Performs well under great supervision."SSG Private RallyPoint MemberWed, 27 Mar 2019 15:02:45 -04002019-03-27T15:02:45-04:00Response by CW2 Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 31 at 2019 1:41 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Has all the attributes of a football bat...CW2 Private RallyPoint MemberSun, 31 Mar 2019 13:41:42 -04002019-03-31T13:41:42-04:00Response by LTC Eugene Chu made Apr 2 at 2019 1:47 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Bullets used for a totally incompetent USAR supply NCO that mobilized with my unit<br /><br />"Do not promote"<br />"Needs remedial training to perform MOS tasks for current rank"<br />"Not sought by others due to lack of logistical knowledge"<br />"Weak potential for future mobilization to active duty"LTC Eugene ChuTue, 02 Apr 2019 13:47:13 -04002019-04-02T13:47:13-04:00Response by CDR Jerry Womack made Apr 2 at 2019 3:41 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"This officer's skill set best utilized when employed as a passenger."CDR Jerry WomackTue, 02 Apr 2019 15:41:20 -04002019-04-02T15:41:20-04:00Response by CDR Jerry Womack made Apr 2 at 2019 3:47 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Actually read this on a Seaman Recruit's eval form. 1st paragraph:<br /><br />"An enigma." <br /><br />And that was the nicest thing that would be said!CDR Jerry WomackTue, 02 Apr 2019 15:47:53 -04002019-04-02T15:47:53-04:00Response by CDR Joseph Ruckman made Apr 4 at 2019 10:58 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Not funny at all, but pretty damn real.<br />In my Navy Reserve unit, I had a black female SK1. She often failed to show up for drill, and failed to show up for the Chief's exam, not once, but twice. Her work was acceptable when she did show up, but the second time she missed the exam, I pulled her recommendation for Chief.<br />She was pissed, of course. Was going to charge me with racism, sexual harassment, the usual. I took her aside (with my SKC present) and explained to her that she was fortunate this was the Reserves and not Active Duty. Had it been the latter, the FIRST time she failed to take the exam, she wouldn't have had to worry about the recommendation because, being subject to the UCMJ, she would have automatically been busted to SK2.<br />That was the last of it. She never showed up to drill again while I was with that unit, and I transferred to another unit later that year.CDR Joseph RuckmanThu, 04 Apr 2019 10:58:16 -04002019-04-04T10:58:16-04:00Response by CPT Frederick Pritikin made Apr 4 at 2019 5:58 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Pushes on doors plainly marked pull. Maximum efficiency results in minimal results.CPT Frederick PritikinThu, 04 Apr 2019 17:58:13 -04002019-04-04T17:58:13-04:00Response by CAPT Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 4 at 2019 11:00 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Didn't use these but have heard these as jokes:<br />"Out of all the Sailors I know, Seaman X is certainly one of them"<br />"Ranked 7 out of 6 junior officers at this command"<br />"Primary duty: Ne'r do well"<br />Also recall Cary Grant made a notation on an Army Nurse in the film "Operation Petticoat": "Possible enemy agent?" LOLCAPT Private RallyPoint MemberThu, 04 Apr 2019 23:00:35 -04002019-04-04T23:00:35-04:00Response by CPO David Sharp made Apr 6 at 2019 11:42 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Petty Officer SoandSo's only ambition in life is to continue breathing.CPO David SharpSat, 06 Apr 2019 11:42:01 -04002019-04-06T11:42:01-04:00Response by SSgt John Sohm made Apr 7 at 2019 6:09 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>One of my all time favorites under leadership: “Couldn’t lead a pack of hungry wolves to meat “. <br />“Living proof that horses asses outnumber horses” and of course “ Somewhere, some poor village is missing it’s idiot”.SSgt John SohmSun, 07 Apr 2019 18:09:56 -04002019-04-07T18:09:56-04:00Response by SGT James Colbert made Apr 8 at 2019 8:03 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I have seen the Blue Falcon certificates (BF)..for exemplary teamworkSGT James ColbertMon, 08 Apr 2019 08:03:58 -04002019-04-08T08:03:58-04:00Response by SFC Kory Schaubhut made Apr 8 at 2019 9:43 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Well, all I can say is I hope that if you write some NCOER bullets like "The phrase mercy killing comes to mind," I hope you have the counselings on record to back them up.SFC Kory SchaubhutMon, 08 Apr 2019 09:43:55 -04002019-04-08T09:43:55-04:00Response by PO3 John Jeter made Apr 8 at 2019 11:56 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I happened to get a look at one Officers eval. (I had a friend in the ships office) "Ensign ------------ has displayed a particular dedication in locating prop wash for his men to use in cleaning their gear." Charity forbids that I relate the outcome, but you can presume his career was abbreviated in the military.…...PO3 John JeterMon, 08 Apr 2019 11:56:31 -04002019-04-08T11:56:31-04:00Response by PO1 Mike Wallace made Apr 9 at 2019 1:45 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>While I have never used any of these I can put faces and names with people both while I was in the Navy and afterwards as a federal sector manager. The list comes from the USS Topeka Reunion sites humor section. It was my first ship and in the beginning I may have deserved a few myself!<br /><br />The British Military writes officer fitness reports. The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's".... <br />His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. <br />I would not breed from this Officer. <br />This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be. <br />When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. <br />He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. <br />He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle. <br />Technically sound, but socially impossible. <br />This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere. <br />This young lady has delusions of adequacy. <br />When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably. <br />This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar. <br />Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig. <br />She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.<br />He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. <br />This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better. <br />In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet. <br />This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. <br />The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship. <br />Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.PO1 Mike WallaceTue, 09 Apr 2019 13:45:50 -04002019-04-09T13:45:50-04:00Response by SFC William Allen made Apr 9 at 2019 8:38 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Meets mission goals under close personal supervision". This is one of my favorites. After I got out, the soldier I gave this quote to was allowed to get promoted to E5!SFC William AllenTue, 09 Apr 2019 20:38:44 -04002019-04-09T20:38:44-04:00Response by MSgt Michael Durkee made Apr 10 at 2019 8:53 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Action oriented, however produces minimal results for energy expended.MSgt Michael DurkeeWed, 10 Apr 2019 08:53:32 -04002019-04-10T08:53:32-04:00Response by COL Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 11 at 2019 6:46 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I actually put this on an OER: “This officer is aware of standards of grooming and deportment.”COL Private RallyPoint MemberThu, 11 Apr 2019 18:46:03 -04002019-04-11T18:46:03-04:00Response by MAJ Richard Cheek made Apr 14 at 2019 9:28 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>“Lt Smith is so tactically inept his men only follow him out of sheer curiosity.” Or one I really saw from a senior rated for Lt that was being offered a chapter 10. “This officer has no integrity.”MAJ Richard CheekSun, 14 Apr 2019 21:28:52 -04002019-04-14T21:28:52-04:00Response by SFC Oddie Brown made Apr 15 at 2019 5:31 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I didn't write this but I did see a bullet on an E-6 written by his rater. It said, and I quote, " 1SG asked me to send this soldier to the Audie Murphy board. I wouldn't send him to the PX." With that said, this guy is probably a CSM somewhere today, LOL. Yeah, he was 8 the F**k up.SFC Oddie BrownMon, 15 Apr 2019 17:31:00 -04002019-04-15T17:31:00-04:00Response by LTC Tim Ellis made May 3 at 2019 2:42 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>This individual is not a Leader, not a Soldier, just a target.LTC Tim EllisFri, 03 May 2019 14:42:41 -04002019-05-03T14:42:41-04:00Response by SFC Aubrey Campbell made May 10 at 2019 8:24 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>“Should be brought up on charges for impersonating a non-commissioned Officer in the United States Army”SFC Aubrey CampbellFri, 10 May 2019 20:24:33 -04002019-05-10T20:24:33-04:00Response by SGT Frank Pritchett made May 10 at 2019 9:29 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I don't know but I think your going about this in the wrong way, I have had my share of Soldiers that didn't need to be in the Army, but I never took the stand that they needed to go. What I did do was take them some place away from the Unit and sit down and just talk to them to see were their head was and what was going on exactly. Getting a Chapter 13 out of the Military doesn't just go away. Being an NCO is a tuff job and part of that training is to train Solders and Lead them; not throwing them under the bus. I've seen First Sergeants that shouldn't have been First Sergeants. Get to know your Soldiers and understand them. I would never support and NCO is willing to walk away from a Soldier or set them up for failure. Sorry I couldn't help you.<br /><br />Sergeant PritchettSGT Frank PritchettFri, 10 May 2019 21:29:16 -04002019-05-10T21:29:16-04:00Response by CSM Charles Hayden made May 11 at 2019 12:39 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div><a class="dark-link bold-link" role="profile-hover" data-qtip-container="body" data-id="645650" data-source-page-controller="question_response_contents" href="/profiles/645650-ssg-roger-ayscue">SSG Roger Ayscue</a> Am I repeating? “”SGT Xxxxxx leads as the senior member of the rear rank.””<br /><br />This clown and his close associate, had been in a National Guard unit forever when I transferred in as an E-8, 1SG.<br /><br /> Underaged for the Korean call-up, he remained in the “”Guards”” as long as he could. <br /><br />During my first AT with the Guard at the old Ft Irwin; they stuffed sand in my brass whistle! No sweat GI, I had a spare! <br /><br />When I departed for a 1SG’s call, the cohort was busy being ‘Nice guys’ and having a company BBQ with slush fund $ at our AO near the Rock Pile. . <br /><br />Upon my return, they had been busy BBQ’ing and giving a steak to anyone in who presented a paper plate. <br /><br />I dint get no steak and they dint either, all of the company slush fund steaks had been given away!<br /><br />But they were nice guys. “Old ‘Guards’, style”. <br /><br />For y’all youngsters, ‘GUARDS’ was the usual descriptive adjective when referring to the Army National Guard during the late 1940s and 1950s.CSM Charles HaydenSat, 11 May 2019 00:39:54 -04002019-05-11T00:39:54-04:00Response by SFC Shawn Harris made May 11 at 2019 8:13 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Would better serve the Army in the rank specialist. Integrity questionable at best.SFC Shawn HarrisSat, 11 May 2019 20:13:44 -04002019-05-11T20:13:44-04:00Response by 1LT Tim Randle made May 12 at 2019 1:18 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Deployed to and from the National Training Center with a minimal loss of equipment and injury to personnel.1LT Tim RandleSun, 12 May 2019 01:18:38 -04002019-05-12T01:18:38-04:00Response by SGT(P) Private RallyPoint Member made May 12 at 2019 8:09 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Saving this one for the LT! I know my 1SG will like this one too! What I'll do is randomly fill it out and stick it in with the daily report and then claim I'm a SPC, that's what we do! sometimes a good laugh is a good laugh.SGT(P) Private RallyPoint MemberSun, 12 May 2019 20:09:19 -04002019-05-12T20:09:19-04:00Response by SSG Daniel Murphy made May 13 at 2019 9:15 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Depriving a village somewhere of an idiotSSG Daniel MurphyMon, 13 May 2019 09:15:52 -04002019-05-13T09:15:52-04:00Response by MSgt J D McKee made May 13 at 2019 8:50 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Should not be allowed anywhere around weapons" --the career field was Security Police and required daily arming- "Cannot seem to stay awake under most circumstances" --again, USAF SP, perpetual guard duty. And, finally, "May at some point become a functioning human being, but I doubt he will ever become a functioning Airman. I tried, i really tried on this guy. Had to go before he got someone hurt, and this, from memory, is about what I wrote.MSgt J D McKeeMon, 13 May 2019 20:50:21 -04002019-05-13T20:50:21-04:00Response by TSgt Paul Vanders made May 14 at 2019 11:15 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"Able to perform all duties with minimal supervision."TSgt Paul VandersTue, 14 May 2019 11:15:44 -04002019-05-14T11:15:44-04:00Response by CAPT Patrick Mulcahy made May 15 at 2019 12:49 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>This officer did not provide an input to his fitness report after being contact twice by me and three times by the XO. Thus, his comments block is blank.CAPT Patrick MulcahyWed, 15 May 2019 00:49:59 -04002019-05-15T00:49:59-04:00Response by MSG Monty Davsi made May 16 at 2019 8:59 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Doesn't sweat much for a fat guy.MSG Monty DavsiThu, 16 May 2019 08:59:43 -04002019-05-16T08:59:43-04:00Response by CPT Michael Moyers made May 18 at 2019 11:02 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Actual first line of an OER I wrote on a 1LT,<br />“1LT X is a marginal officer...”<br />That individual never saw CPT. <br /><br />I wrote these on a SSG I was chaptering, knowing fully that the CSM would laugh, and then kick it back to me. <br /><br />-works adequately under direct supervision <br /><br />-consistently converts oxygen to CO2<br /><br />-would serve the Army best as a civilianCPT Michael MoyersSat, 18 May 2019 11:02:57 -04002019-05-18T11:02:57-04:00Response by SSG Shawn Mcfadden made Jun 10 at 2019 10:24 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Failed to abide by unit's Barracks policy.<br />You are an NCO!!!The comments I'm using now, I should be using on a PRIVATE!!!SSG Shawn McfaddenMon, 10 Jun 2019 10:24:19 -04002019-06-10T10:24:19-04:00Response by CAPT Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 15 at 2019 8:54 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Don’t waste time on the bullets if you are sure of the decision to push him/her out Give them a 1.0 in any category and mark the box not recommended for retention. This makes the decision for them.CAPT Private RallyPoint MemberSat, 15 Jun 2019 08:54:22 -04002019-06-15T08:54:22-04:00Response by LTC Russ Smith made Jun 16 at 2019 8:19 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>"If men were to follow this officer in to battle it would only be out of idle curiosity."<br /><br />"His company performed admirably during the Los Angeles Riots under the capable leadership of his executive officer."LTC Russ SmithSun, 16 Jun 2019 08:19:36 -04002019-06-16T08:19:36-04:00Response by Lt Col Leo Shockley made Jun 20 at 2019 8:30 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I tried to use one that an O-5 raised about $40 for a fund raiser. It's what they gave me for THEIR OER. Boss wouldn't let me use it. Those were full of prevarications but total honesty would be really toughLt Col Leo ShockleyThu, 20 Jun 2019 08:30:41 -04002019-06-20T08:30:41-04:00Response by SFC Bruce Harper made Jul 1 at 2019 8:34 AM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>Always use a bullet such as; continuation of this behavior could in future disciplinary action result in your administrative discharge.SFC Bruce HarperMon, 01 Jul 2019 08:34:35 -04002019-07-01T08:34:35-04:00Response by SSgt Damon Musselman made Jul 9 at 2019 12:40 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>When I was a SSGT and NCOIC of a section, I wrote of one subordinate:<br />“A1C ______’s Major accomplishment this period is keeping his single brain cell from dying due to loneliness.”SSgt Damon MusselmanTue, 09 Jul 2019 12:40:18 -04002019-07-09T12:40:18-04:00Response by COL Thomas Cagley made Jul 12 at 2019 12:15 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I was on a promotion board years ago and a senior rater wrote: "I had very limited expectations of this officer and he did not disappoint me!" That is the one I most remember from my 35+ year career!COL Thomas CagleyFri, 12 Jul 2019 12:15:26 -04002019-07-12T12:15:26-04:00Response by COL Thomas Cagley made Jul 12 at 2019 12:16 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>I was on a promotion board years ago and remember what a senior rater wrote about a captain: "I had very limited expectations of this officer and he did not disappoint me!"COL Thomas CagleyFri, 12 Jul 2019 12:16:46 -04002019-07-12T12:16:46-04:00Response by SGT Charles Bartell made Jul 24 at 2019 7:57 PM
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<div class="images-v2-count-0"></div>1. S/M is extremely well versed in the art of evasion when he is looked for.<br />2. S/M is the most effective excuse maker I have ever seen in the army. He should run for Congress.<br />3. S/M is a true master at becoming hurt or injured by during most if not all Unit run's and Road March's.<br />4. S/M Has the innate ability to lose paperwork.<br />5. S/M is the fastest at putting passes for long weekends, And leave forms for block leave date's.<br />6. (My favorite) S/M is most effective at consuming other S/M's air.<br />Yes I have used them all, And had my ass ripped for it.<br />You can not be honest about some people.SGT Charles BartellWed, 24 Jul 2019 19:57:24 -04002019-07-24T19:57:24-04:002016-07-20T23:25:13-04:00