What are some of your funniest, most memorable, and most useful acronyms you have used?

SGT John " Mac " McConnell — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 08:18:43 -0500

I will start. "DIRTFOOT" ( Dirtft) " Do it right the first time." When I was active duty "SHAM " meant, "secretly holding A meeting." What are some of yours ?

Response by MSgt Steven Holt, NRP, CCEMT-P made Jan 22 at 2016 8:29 AM

MSgt Steven Holt, NRP, CCEMT-P — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 08:29:12 -0500

Oh, the possibilities are endless!! I shall list but a few here:
SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F*cked Up
BOHICA - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
FUBAR - F*cked Up Beyond All Repair
ROAD - Retired On Active Duty
KISS - Keep It Simple Steve

*EDIT* I guess I could add a few of the EMS ones.....

LOLIF - Little Old Lady in Floor
FDGB - Fall down, go boom
DRT - Dead Right There
FIBD - Found in Bed Dead
PUHA - Pick Up, Haul Ass

Response by BG David Fleming III made Jan 22 at 2016 9:11 AM

BG David Fleming III — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 09:11:55 -0500

"WETSU"- We Eat That Sh*t Up!!!

Response by CPO Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 9:17 AM

CPO Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 09:17:00 -0500

AFU: All F-cked Up.

Response by Capt Mark Strobl made Jan 22 at 2016 9:32 AM

Capt Mark Strobl — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 09:32:41 -0500

SGT John " Mac " McConnell - I went the other way... when the actual acronym gets turned around...
TBS (#1) - Termination of Bachelor Status
TBS (#2) - Thousands Being Stupid

Response by SGT John " Mac " McConnell made Jan 22 at 2016 9:39 AM

SGT John " Mac " McConnell — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 09:39:42 -0500

I was trying to keep up. But my computer had to CRASH! " Crap Removal and System Help. " LOL..

Response by Maj Matt Hylton made Jan 22 at 2016 10:32 AM

Maj Matt Hylton — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 10:32:08 -0500

A term I've used for most people getting ready to retire or PCS and generally don't give a crap about their current job anymore:
FIGMO - F*ck It, Got My Orders

Also, for those specifically getting ready to retire, but not yet retired (but acting like it because they don't do anything):
RIP - Retired In Place

Response by CAPT Kevin B. made Jan 22 at 2016 10:44 AM

CAPT Kevin B. — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 10:44:53 -0500

Throughout the ages, we've been pestered by REMFs (Rear Echelon Mike Foxtrots). I dropped the acronym on some British officers while we were having lunch at the French Military Liaison Mission in Phnom Penh. Apparently we don't have the corner on them. The Colonial just laughed at my explanation saying "You Colonials have a way with words. We call them TIPs; Tactically Insignificant Personnel."

Response by CSM William DeWolf made Jan 22 at 2016 10:56 AM

CSM William DeWolf — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 10:56:40 -0500

DIGAS - Do I give a shit!

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 11:31 AM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 11:31:47 -0500

The Army has a new piece of equipment named the " Forward Unit Combat Kitchen". So if you hear someone say, "Let's get the F*UCK out of here, alert the mess section.

Response by 1stSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 11:35 AM

1stSgt Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 11:35:12 -0500

MCT - Mass Consumption of Time
SOI - School of Idiots
LAR - Lazy Assed Rifleman

*MCT - Marine Combat Training
SOI - School of Infantry
LAR - Light Armored Reconnaissance (USMC equivalent to Strykers)

Response by SSgt Jamie Ritter LeBlanc made Jan 22 at 2016 11:58 AM

SSgt Jamie Ritter LeBlanc — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 11:58:19 -0500

FLIGMO F*** Lakenheath I got my orders

Response by 1stSgt Eugene Harless made Jan 22 at 2016 12:02 PM

1stSgt Eugene Harless — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 12:02:33 -0500

Great one in Artillery FIFI-FIL F$%K it fire it, Fix it Later.... Others which I wont write out here are GFY, ESAD, FUPA, BAM.

Response by Capt Rachelle Crespo made Jan 22 at 2016 12:12 PM

Capt Rachelle Crespo — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 12:12:27 -0500

Well this is a Charlie foxtrot.. (cluster f*ck)

Response by SFC John Birks made Jan 22 at 2016 12:31 PM

SFC John Birks — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 12:31:24 -0500

HMFIC: Head Mother F*@ker in Charge

Response by 1SG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 12:31 PM

1SG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 12:31:36 -0500

My GAF meter is low...

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 1:03 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 13:03:22 -0500

BOHICA, SNAFU, and FUBAR are the old stand bys.....loved em...still do.

Response by SGT William Howell made Jan 22 at 2016 1:07 PM

SGT William Howell — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 13:07:48 -0500

I still like BFR "Big Fucking Rock" It is not as well known now that nobody sleeps in a shelter half and there is no need to drive in tent stakes. Or IBM "Itty Bitty Mind" As in, "PVT use your IBM! You can't put a 203 round in a Mark 19 and shoot it." True story.

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 1:12 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 13:12:11 -0500

For the cannon cockers in the group, how many remember the RCH?
That finite unit of measurement.

Response by SFC Maury Gonzalez made Jan 22 at 2016 1:27 PM

SFC Maury Gonzalez — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 13:27:26 -0500

DRT: dead right there

Response by SCPO Jason McLaughlin made Jan 22 at 2016 1:35 PM

SCPO Jason McLaughlin — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 13:35:07 -0500

Obvious PEBKAC error (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 1:46 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 13:46:44 -0500

We created the Weekly Tactical Frago (WTF) while we were deployed along with the Field Maintenance and Logistics (FML) Meeting. The only other one was the General Timeline For Operational Handoff or as we referred to it the Get the F Outta Here.

Response by SFC Pete Kain made Jan 22 at 2016 2:15 PM

SFC Pete Kain — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 14:15:37 -0500

Some favorites of mine:
DILIGAF. Do I look like I give a F...
CRS. Cant remember sh..
CRAFT. Can't remember a freaking thing.
And the ever popular...KISS. Keep it simple SIR(or stupid) sense of humor or self preservation dependent . On the Civilian side T.W.I.T. Tactical Weapons Intervention Team made me laugh.

Response by SSgt Dale W. made Jan 22 at 2016 2:16 PM

SSgt Dale W. — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 14:16:09 -0500

Referring to the cherries assigned out of tech school: JEEP Just Enough Experience to Pass

Response by LTC Stephen F. made Jan 22 at 2016 3:50 PM

LTC Stephen F. — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:50:02 -0500

Here are a couple SGT John " Mac " McConnell
CRAP - Critical Requirements and Programs. This is one I developed and have found that everybody who was assigned to the national capital region (NCR) finds it humorous.
UNDRWEAR - United Nations Deployment Responsibilities and Wartime Executive Agent Requirements. the 1990's in the bowels of the Pentagon we were coming up with acronyms around interservice responsibilities.
BAT - Brilliant Anti Tank as opposed to dumb antitank

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 4:09 PM

SFC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:09:17 -0500

Always liked:
KISS - Keep It Stupid Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid depending on what you were addressing
BAMF - Bad A$$ Mother F@#@er
U.S. ARMY - Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet
or for those with Dyslexia
YMRA S.U. - Yes My Retarded A$$ Signed Up

Response by PO1 John Miller made Jan 22 at 2016 5:07 PM

PO1 John Miller — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 17:07:17 -0500

PFM - Pure F*cking Magic (used when asking how a piece of gear was fixed).

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 5:39 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 17:39:04 -0500

A staff I was on used a term meaning we had to quit brainstorming/BSing and get on with finishing the plan/briefing. They would say we have crossed the GICL ( pronounced Gick-el). The Good Idea Cutoff Line.

In the 80s we used a control measure called the Battle Handoff Line where the CAV would come in and pass the fight to the main defensive force. But in NATO they changed it to the Battle Handover Line, because they didn't understand. american football terms, and to the Brit's a "Hand Off" had a very different meaning.

Response by MSgt John Taylor made Jan 22 at 2016 6:40 PM

MSgt John Taylor — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 18:40:54 -0500

TANGO Uniform - "Breasts" up

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 6:48 PM

MSG Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 18:48:20 -0500

For those that fall asleep in class with a pencil in their hand.....SIFL.....Self Inflicted Frontal Lobotomy.

Response by CPO Tim Dickey made Jan 22 at 2016 7:02 PM

CPO Tim Dickey — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 19:02:46 -0500

PAPERCLIP - People against people ever re-enlisting, civilian life incentive program.
STFU - Shut the f@#k up

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Jan 22 at 2016 7:56 PM

PO2 Steven Erickson — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 19:56:13 -0500

In the nuclear world, we've got acronyms for every one of the thousands of systems... RCS (reactor coolant system), SSPS (solid state protection system) and on and on.

I use this one to help explain it to cops and other "normal" civilians...

"Well, deputy, remember that we're an IFOA... Industry Full Of Acronyms."

And, there's something that's FASTER than ASAP. Did you know that?

RFN... Right F'ing Now...

Response by MAJ Ken Landgren made Jan 22 at 2016 8:26 PM

MAJ Ken Landgren — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 20:26:16 -0500

DATS=DUMBASS TANKERS

Response by CPL Brendan Hayes made Jan 22 at 2016 8:34 PM

CPL Brendan Hayes — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 20:34:03 -0500

Blue Falcon=Buddy F****r
DICK= Dedicated Individual Conditioned to Kill
ST-1: As in, "Private you need to go find me a few ST-1s." "Sorry Corp, I couldn't find one." "What? There are ST-1s everywhere. If you don't come back with one in 5 mikes I swear to you, you will low crawl around the firing point perimeter."

Response by MSgt John Taylor made Jan 22 at 2016 8:49 PM

MSgt John Taylor — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 20:49:16 -0500

NCO - No Chance on the Outside

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 22 at 2016 9:50 PM

PFC Private RallyPoint Member — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 21:50:16 -0500

FUBAR
Effed up beyond all recognition

Response by CW2 Michael Mullikin made Jan 22 at 2016 11:56 PM

CW2 Michael Mullikin — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 23:56:13 -0500

MARINE — Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Response by SGT John " Mac " McConnell made Jan 23 at 2016 8:13 AM

SGT John " Mac " McConnell — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 08:13:55 -0500

Really surprised have not seen many from line units.. For example, SALUTE.. Size,Activity,Location,Unit,Time,Equipment.. Used for reporting information. I still use this at my job today. Great for gathering info on cut or damaged cable. It is also useful when reporting information to police....

Response by SGT John " Mac " McConnell made Jan 23 at 2016 8:49 AM

SGT John " Mac " McConnell — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 08:49:22 -0500

Their I was meeting with my recruiter for the first time.. He said to me let's talk Ranger... I said that I wasn't interested in Going Ranger right away..... He chuckled, took another sip out of his coffee cup. He looked me straight in the eyes and said regular Army,national Guard,or Enlisted Reserves ? Ranger ! DOH !

Response by MSgt John Taylor made Jan 23 at 2016 8:55 AM

MSgt John Taylor — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 08:55:47 -0500

GRUNT - Ground Roving Unit, Non-Trainable

Response by PO1 William "Chip" Nagel made Jan 23 at 2016 11:01 AM

PO1 William "Chip" Nagel — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 11:01:45 -0500

I remember one that would Piss Off the Admiral CINCUSNAVEUR Pronounced just like you think. No Admiral of the Navy want's to hear Sink Us. He Preferred Sink You Ess. Plenty of neat ones for the Places I worked though. CINCPACFLT (Commander in Chief Pacific Fleet), SPINTCOM (Special Intelligence Communications), FOSIC (Fleet Operations and Information Center), SCIF, NSGA (Naval Security Group Activity), NSGD (Naval Security Group Detachment), NCU (Naval Communications Unit), COMSPAWARSYSCOM (Commander Space and Naval Warfare Systems Command), NCTS (Naval Computer and Telecommunications Station).

Response by CPT Jack Durish made Jan 23 at 2016 1:59 PM

CPT Jack Durish — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 13:59:55 -0500

"True Virgins Make Dull Company" (TVMDC) It's an acronym used in piloting to remind navigators of the relationship between True Course (plotted on charts with true north aligned to the poles), Variation (the difference between true north and magnetic north caused by the shifting location of the magnetic influences surrounding the earth), Magnetic North (the direction in which a compass would point if there were no other influences), Deviation (magnetic influences such as the surrounding metal structures of a vessel or aircraft), and Compass Course (the actual bearing compass direction used to make good a course plotted on a chart). The reverse acronym used in converting a compass course so that it can be plotted on a chart is "Can Dead Men Vote Twice" (CDMVT).

Response by CPT Jack Durish made Jan 23 at 2016 2:05 PM

CPT Jack Durish — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 14:05:34 -0500

Forgive me for double-dipping on this discussion thread, but I just finished scanning all the accumulated comments and was surprised to find that no one mentioned "PFC" - That's Proud Fu*king Civilian.

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 23 at 2016 9:30 PM

CPT Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 23 Jan 2016 21:30:14 -0500

AYFKM?
CF.

Response by 1LT William Clardy made Jan 24 at 2016 12:04 AM

1LT William Clardy — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 00:04:02 -0500

While I am very fluent in both TLAs (Three-Letter Acronyms) and FLAs (Four-Letter...), I see the most common ones (including my own favorite R.O.A.D.) have already been offered up.

Response by SPC Aaron Stephens made Jan 24 at 2016 3:19 PM

SPC Aaron Stephens — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 15:19:48 -0500

TWAT- traveling wave amplification tube.

Response by SPC James Blackwell made Jan 24 at 2016 3:40 PM

SPC James Blackwell — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 15:40:33 -0500

WOMBAT: Waste Of Money, Brains And Time

Response by Lt Col Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2016 4:16 PM

Lt Col Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 16:16:13 -0500

My previous deputy called our daily staff meetings a BOGSAT (bunch of guys (or/and gals) sitting around talking). Strange name cause our daily BOGSATs were NOT a chat session and were in fact pretty rigid meetings. I always liked the acronym.

Response by SSG Kenneth Lanning made Jan 24 at 2016 4:21 PM

SSG Kenneth Lanning — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 16:21:55 -0500

MARINE...My Ass Really Is Navy Equipment :)

Response by SSG Bill Coggin made Jan 24 at 2016 5:01 PM

SSG Bill Coggin — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 17:01:38 -0500

FIDO...F*ck It, Drive On.

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 24 at 2016 5:37 PM

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 17:37:29 -0500

Two six ten private. If you do not move its going to take two surgeons six hours to remove 10 inches of my boot from your ass.

Response by TSgt James Mrdutt made Jan 24 at 2016 7:02 PM

TSgt James Mrdutt — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 19:02:00 -0500

IHTFP I'm here to fly planes...or to those in the know, I Hate This Fucking Place!

Response by CPO Emmett (Bud) Carpenter made Jan 24 at 2016 7:08 PM

CPO Emmett (Bud) Carpenter — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 19:08:16 -0500

LBGB. Little Bitty G---- Boat

Response by CPO Emmett (Bud) Carpenter made Jan 24 at 2016 7:33 PM

CPO Emmett (Bud) Carpenter — Sun, 24 Jan 2016 19:33:44 -0500

Sierra hotel. Shit hot
Delta hotel. Dumb shit

Response by SPC Jeffrey Reese made Jan 25 at 2016 12:03 AM

SPC Jeffrey Reese — Mon, 25 Jan 2016 00:03:38 -0500

Well the common one for tankers DAT's Dumb ass tankers and they generally referred to us as DAM's Dumb ass mechanics. Another common one wasGAG DAD Green as grass dumb as dirt!

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 25 at 2016 12:45 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 25 Jan 2016 12:45:24 -0500

GTFO

Response by SSG Carl Keene made Jan 25 at 2016 12:51 PM

SSG Carl Keene — Mon, 25 Jan 2016 12:51:57 -0500

EEUC- Equipent Exceeds User Capability
DAGB- For the Artilery Dumbass Gun Bunny

Response by 1LT William Clardy made Jan 25 at 2016 12:53 PM

1LT William Clardy — Mon, 25 Jan 2016 12:53:00 -0500

As a highly paid professional, I no longer can afford to make Wild-A$$ed Guesses.

Instead, drawing upon my keen expert insight, I will offer a *Scientific* Wild-A$$ed Guess.

Response by SGT David D. made Jan 26 at 2016 4:52 AM

SGT David D. — Tue, 26 Jan 2016 04:52:53 -0500

DILLIGAF.....