What are your funniest instructor moments?

2013-12-20T21:16:20-05:00

What has been your funniest moment as an instructor as a witness to an AIT student or of another instructor gaffe?

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 24 at 2013 5:25 AM

2013-12-24T05:25:46-05:00

Analyst school was very dry and boring so I made it my extreme effort to get our teachers to tallk about something other than analyst training for about 20 minutes a day to lighten the mood. One time I started our instructor on a tangent and he makes the statement "the next morning I woke up next to an eskimo"

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 2 at 2014 6:17 PM

2014-04-02T18:17:50-04:00

Something about telling a Drill Sergeant that he's a fool during barracks shakedown is hilarious, especially when that Drill Sergeant decides to smoke that individual in the middle of the bay having that soldier repeat "Drill Sergeant, I'm the fool"

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 12 at 2018 9:39 PM

2018-04-12T21:39:01-04:00

My drill sergeant got dropped by our first sergeant for saying we were acting like little bitches and said he could out push any of us. So the first sergeant came out and issued a challenge, anyone who out pushes him, no fireguard for the rest of basic. 33 people out pushed him. The first sergeant was furious. He said who's the bitch now?? And got in his face, and yelled, why don't you hit that half right motherfucking face now. And he had to do 200 push-ups and some like 50p air squats

Response by SSG Christopher Conklin made Mar 7 at 2022 8:38 PM

2022-03-07T20:38:45-05:00

I, remember when I was one of 8 personal that were instructor for a 19D reclass. I were tell the students, how to move a MK-19. A student who was about 6'4" 240 and full of of it. Pick one handed by the cover where go and asked were we wanted move to.