Posted on May 27, 2015
What came first; the garage or the telephone pole? All in fun by the way!
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I apologize in advance, but I'm gonna go all "nuke" on this... (yes, I'm bored right now).
PROBLEM STATEMENT:
Which was installed first - Garage or Telephone Pole
DATA:
One photograph, good resolution
ANALYSIS:
Facts / Strongly Suggestive Data:
1. The foundation of the home is stone/masonry.
2. The garage appears to be on a slab of some sort.
3. The driveway is asphalt, yet the sidewalk is concrete.
4. The asphalt forms a seamless boundary around the telephone pole.
5. The driveway is significantly wider than necessary for the garage. In fact, it is clear that the driveway was constructed / modified to benefit the owner AND the neighbor.
6. The roof of the garage appears to be newer than that of the house.
Information-based supposition:
Although far from irrefutable, an approximation of the size of the garage door, as compared to the entrance doors, compared to the apparent length of the open area between the pole and the garage door, indicates that a vehicle capable of fitting into an approximately 8' door opening would certainly be capable of negotiating the "entrance vector" for the garage door past the pole.
CONCLUSION:
The owner wanted a garage.
The yard was paved over with asphalt to form the driveway.
The garage was constructed AFTER the pole was installed.
FINI...
7:^D
PROBLEM STATEMENT:
Which was installed first - Garage or Telephone Pole
DATA:
One photograph, good resolution
ANALYSIS:
Facts / Strongly Suggestive Data:
1. The foundation of the home is stone/masonry.
2. The garage appears to be on a slab of some sort.
3. The driveway is asphalt, yet the sidewalk is concrete.
4. The asphalt forms a seamless boundary around the telephone pole.
5. The driveway is significantly wider than necessary for the garage. In fact, it is clear that the driveway was constructed / modified to benefit the owner AND the neighbor.
6. The roof of the garage appears to be newer than that of the house.
Information-based supposition:
Although far from irrefutable, an approximation of the size of the garage door, as compared to the entrance doors, compared to the apparent length of the open area between the pole and the garage door, indicates that a vehicle capable of fitting into an approximately 8' door opening would certainly be capable of negotiating the "entrance vector" for the garage door past the pole.
CONCLUSION:
The owner wanted a garage.
The yard was paved over with asphalt to form the driveway.
The garage was constructed AFTER the pole was installed.
FINI...
7:^D
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PO1 Ken Johnson
Actually, a submariner should understand... never enough room.
But I never rode submarines, I was on targets and that couldn't be my house... it looks like snow on the ground
But I never rode submarines, I was on targets and that couldn't be my house... it looks like snow on the ground
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SSgt (Join to see)
I would have to agree on this. Either way someone wasn't using any form of logic when this occurred.
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