What "catch phrase" that "accidentally" slipped has landed you in hot water since entering 1stCivDiv?

Sgt Anthony Maske — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 15:53:34 -0400

Response by Sgt Anthony Maske made Oct 2 at 2017 3:55 PM

Sgt Anthony Maske — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 15:55:41 -0400

for myself ... I once asked a women if she wouldn't mind picking up some "pit-sh!t" and "sh!t paper" ... as well as "cluster f*ck" at work ...

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 2 at 2017 9:01 PM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 21:01:56 -0400

So unf*ck yourself doesn't fly apparently...

Response by MAJ Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 3 at 2017 9:35 AM

MAJ Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 09:35:52 -0400

This wasn't as a civilian but my mother got very upset when I'd call my young nephews "Devil". I tried telling her that it was a term of endearment among Marines, but she wasn't buying it.

Response by CPT Randy Zales made Oct 3 at 2017 4:19 PM

CPT Randy Zales — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 16:19:42 -0400

I once told a Lieutenant colonel one of his Major’s “couldn’t do less work if she was in a $&@!ing Coma”. My point was made but it did not go over to well.

Response by CW5 Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 3 at 2017 5:15 PM

CW5 Private RallyPoint Member — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 17:15:09 -0400

"Let me break this down to you Barney style"

Response by MSG Robert Jenkins Jr. made Oct 3 at 2017 6:06 PM

MSG Robert Jenkins Jr. — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 18:06:17 -0400

Apparently, referring to something or someone as an "unsuccessful abortion" can really tick some people off, and the use of "Hooah!!" has them all confused.

Response by PO2 Ron Gunsolus made Oct 3 at 2017 6:49 PM

PO2 Ron Gunsolus — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 18:49:19 -0400

in re: where is X____ :
"If it was up your a$$ you'd know"

Response by SGT Eric Hawkins made Oct 3 at 2017 6:51 PM

SGT Eric Hawkins — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 18:51:53 -0400

Hell, I got called into my Captain's office (Police) for saying, in front of him and several investigators, that we were only doing this {absolutely stupid mundane task} because [he] had a case of chapped ass.

Response by TSgt Marco McDowell made Oct 3 at 2017 7:55 PM

TSgt Marco McDowell — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 19:55:29 -0400

I said "use the head" and my co-workers thought I was going to "enjoy" myself in the restroom. I had to go on Google to show them what I meant before having EEO talk to me hahahaha.

Response by SSG Trevor S. made Oct 3 at 2017 8:06 PM

SSG Trevor S. — Tue, 03 Oct 2017 20:06:45 -0400

I didn't think about it and stated that a bus driver that was involved in a wreck will probably have to take a "whiz quiz". My coworkers laughed so hard they almost had aneurysms.

Response by SSG Matthew Koehler made Oct 4 at 2017 1:15 AM

SSG Matthew Koehler — Wed, 04 Oct 2017 01:15:02 -0400

Cock holster (lol)

Response by SFC Bob Chapman DEng made Oct 4 at 2017 3:30 PM

SFC Bob Chapman DEng — Wed, 04 Oct 2017 15:30:12 -0400

Not sure, but the first time a Marine Corps major called me sir made me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Response by CPL Mark Andersen made Oct 5 at 2017 1:17 PM

CPL Mark Andersen — Thu, 05 Oct 2017 13:17:06 -0400

That thing is broke-dick - HRA does not look kindly upon using broke-dick as term for a computer that is non-functional. Worked when my M113 needed a new engine pack.

Response by PO3 Donald Murphy made Oct 5 at 2017 4:25 PM

PO3 Donald Murphy — Thu, 05 Oct 2017 16:25:13 -0400

DILLIGAF = Do I look like I give a f**k

Using Navy eating terms doesn't normally go over as well either...

PUSS ROCKETS - hot dogs
CHICKEN CATCH ME F**K ME - chicken catchatorre
MYSTERY MEAT - pork loaf or turkey breast
SHIT ON A SHINGLE - sos

Response by Cpl Chris Flannigan made Oct 14 at 2017 12:10 AM

Cpl Chris Flannigan — Sat, 14 Oct 2017 00:10:05 -0400

You need to un fuck yourself

Response by SSG Edward Gallegos made Oct 24 at 2017 9:40 AM

SSG Edward Gallegos — Tue, 24 Oct 2017 09:40:27 -0400

What do you mean why, cause I said so

Response by PO1 Christine Pawley made Nov 8 at 2017 8:43 PM

PO1 Christine Pawley — Wed, 08 Nov 2017 20:43:53 -0500

Don't tell a group of kids to stand fast. They look at you alike you are speaking greek.

Response by PO2 Rick Fox made Nov 15 at 2017 9:18 AM

PO2 Rick Fox — Wed, 15 Nov 2017 09:18:48 -0500

On a early Monday morning tour of the plant and offices with visitors in tow, a division manager asked me "how thing were going ?" With my back to him and without looking up, I responded with SNAFU......and he had to ask, that went over like a fart in church !

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Jan 18 at 2018 9:48 AM

SPC Private RallyPoint Member — Thu, 18 Jan 2018 09:48:21 -0500

There's FUBAR, KISS, SNAFU, and my favorite the Army MOS ID10T. If you don't know this MOS you qualify.

Response by SGT Nick Webber made Mar 16 at 2019 1:07 PM

SGT Nick Webber — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 13:07:36 -0400

Listen up fucktards...not a good way to start a meeting!

Response by SSG Christopher Jones made Mar 16 at 2019 1:13 PM

SSG Christopher Jones — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 13:13:11 -0400

Un-ass the AO got me spoken to

Response by SPC Scotty Smith made Mar 16 at 2019 1:19 PM

SPC Scotty Smith — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 13:19:40 -0400

Nut to butt is frowned upon at work

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 16 at 2019 1:25 PM

LTC Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 13:25:25 -0400

Saying ”Hooah!” as an affirmative response will always earn you a curious look from civilians.

Response by Lt Col Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 16 at 2019 2:19 PM

Lt Col Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 14:19:43 -0400

“Able to meet minimal expectations with maximal supervision,” or “couldn’t manage a fart in a Mexican restaurant” are 2 of my favorite ways to describe certain employees and managers (and they make great bullet statements for OPR/OER/Fitreps/whatever the Army has).

Response by SPC Donn Sinclair made Mar 16 at 2019 2:37 PM

SPC Donn Sinclair — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 14:37:24 -0400

"What are you going to do, send me back to Vietnam?" Endeared me to more than one supervisor during my working days.

Response by TSgt Timothy Backstrom made Mar 16 at 2019 3:13 PM

TSgt Timothy Backstrom — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 15:13:16 -0400

"Clusterf*ck" does not go over well as a descriptor in a project management meeting. ;)

Response by SGT Mike Mangual made Mar 16 at 2019 3:25 PM

SGT Mike Mangual — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 15:25:43 -0400

Did your parents have any children that lived

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 16 at 2019 3:43 PM

SGT Private RallyPoint Member — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 15:43:56 -0400

I guess I am lucky for I work in an office full of vets so basically just about anything will fly

Response by TSgt Thomas Flynn made Mar 16 at 2019 5:45 PM

TSgt Thomas Flynn — Sat, 16 Mar 2019 17:45:38 -0400

BOHICA usually gets some crazy looks...as in "mandatory overtime!" Bend over here it comes again!

Response by SGT Robert Whatley made Mar 18 at 2019 4:42 PM

SGT Robert Whatley — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 16:42:01 -0400

There she goes! Who? The I don’t give a fuck fairy!

Response by SPC Rikk Hillicoss made Jan 12 at 2024 6:29 PM

SPC Rikk Hillicoss — Fri, 12 Jan 2024 18:29:56 -0500

Did they throw out the only living part of your birth