What is the dumbest load you have pulled/hauled in the military?

2016-08-16T09:12:20-04:00

Response by SGT Robert Cupp made Aug 16 at 2016 9:16 AM

2016-08-16T09:16:49-04:00

Mine was when we hauled six regular cars up to Fallujah from Kuwait that had no motors in them. When we started downloading them at TQ I asked one of the marines what they were going to do with cars that had no engines. He replied, "use them for target practice."

Response by SSgt Dan Montague made Aug 16 at 2016 9:36 AM

2016-08-16T09:36:55-04:00

(3) 5 ton truck loads of horse crap for our BN. And yes i was the lucky one to unload it by hand and spread it out.

Response by SGM Erik Marquez made Aug 16 at 2016 10:25 AM

2016-08-16T10:25:16-04:00

Technically I nor my unit did not pull the load, but we did escort and provide security in a combat zone, though known IED laden roads, with a penchant for direct fire attacks as well.

The load we risked our lives for???? Stuffed toys ..we delivered two HEMETT trailers full of conex inserts filled with stuffed toys to two starving Iraqi villages.
I was not told what the load was, I assumed it was relief supplies as we had moved before, food, water, medicine. I was embarrassed when the load was dropped, the village elders opened the inserts and there was no food... I was literally asked the iraqi equivalent of "What the fuck is this, we can't eat this " My Terp was scared to tell me what they were saying thinking I was going to Kill them all and go home.......he saw me getting more and more pissed and mistook it for being mad at the villagers, when i was really pissed at the Pokemon errr, Polar Bear Battalion leadership that sent this crap. As we drove away, we watched a large bonfire consume the containers of toys.

My unit lost an entire shipment of sustainment rations that week as well... and had to be re ordered from the BN that we were tasked to. I dont think we ever figured out what happened to the HEMTT load of food ,,it was on the patrol base one day, and missing the next. Strange....

Response by CAPT Kevin B. made Aug 16 at 2016 10:35 AM

2016-08-16T10:35:12-04:00

Several Flag Officers at once. They were only in Antarctica to try and pick up their Antarctic Service Medal. That's why they changed the criteria to include a time element. Total waste of a day when I could have been out on the ice blowing things up. Had the last laugh as that change was made before they showed up. The bigger "dumb" was their staffs not having the balls to tell them that wouldn't work. Always the people at the end of the world getting the shaft with this stuff.

Response by SSG Stephen Arnold made Aug 16 at 2016 10:59 AM

2016-08-16T10:59:41-04:00

There were many. However, my last trip with the LAARNG was to Montana to haul a bunch of inoperable equipment and motor vehicles all the way back to Louisiana. That never made any sense to me. A company convoy to haul junk thousands of miles?

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 16 at 2016 11:08 AM

2016-08-16T11:08:09-04:00

Not the dumbest but certainly the strangest. This one time....at FT Irwin.....one night at our lager site, my unit is sitting there grillin it up and prepping for the upcoming "battle" when up comes walking two Marines....a PFC and a Lance Corporal.....turns out they were brand new to their unit (that was helping augment the OPFOR), and as part of their particular "initiation," as they told us the story, was that their platoon hog tied and blind folded them then drove them across the entire field of battle and told them to walk back and find the platoon. The poor souls had been walking all night when they came upon us. They were out of chow and almost out of water. So we fed them and resupplied their water. The next day we hauled them back to the general area of where their unit was, but before we could reach the destination, they asked us to stop so they could walk the rest of the way....which was about 5 miles out. My entire crew in the M113 was shaking out heads as we drove away.

Response by Cpl Justin Goolsby made Aug 16 at 2016 12:52 PM

2016-08-16T12:52:42-04:00

An empty truck. I'm not Motor-T, but I got voluntold to drive a flatbed to pick up a bunch of gear for Marines returning from deployment. The problem was there was multiple miscommunications as to where the gear actually was, so I ended up driving from Point A to Point B back to Point A to Point C etc etc. I finally did pick up the gear... but damn it was frustrating that no one seemed to know where the truck was supposed to be.

Response by SCPO Private RallyPoint Member made Aug 16 at 2016 1:07 PM

2016-08-16T13:07:49-04:00

I once drove a two-star around our base who gave me every impression that "the cheese had done slipped off his cracker." No names or locations 'cuz he may still be alive!!!

Response by LTC Jason Mackay made Aug 20 at 2016 11:36 AM

2016-08-20T11:36:08-04:00

Two gators, on a bolster trailer, with a DA Civilian driving the 5ton. Both of which came loose and had to be resecured enroute going from Balad to Dogwood. Convoy left us....good times

Response by SGT Ryan Perkins made Aug 20 at 2016 1:15 PM

2016-08-20T13:15:39-04:00

SAND! That's right I hauled and was a member of my battalions convoy security team that escorted/drove dumptruck loads of sand in the middle of a desert. I realize there was a purpose to it being that it was used for concrete and had to be a certain grade. It is hard to see the importance when your being hit by IEDs constantly while escorting dump truck loads of sand across a desert.

Response by SPC Dale St. Pierre made Aug 20 at 2016 3:57 PM

2016-08-20T15:57:21-04:00

2 of our guys, had to haul a "load" of ammo to fob hammer. They picked up 1 pallet. Strapped to the pallet was 1 can of ammo. Inside the can was 5.56MM blanks. This was in '09. Right out route Irish.

Response by Cpl Cory James made Aug 22 at 2016 10:09 PM

2016-08-22T22:09:45-04:00

I had to fill 55 gal drums with crude oil. In Somalia. So they can spread it on the dirt road to keep dust down. Try to get that off the underside of a 5ton. Ya and the pump nozzle didn't have a switch to turn it off when you went to fill the other drums

Response by CPL Oren Gingrich made Aug 23 at 2016 12:36 AM

2016-08-23T00:36:25-04:00

2010 Fob shank wardack vally logar province afghanistan. 7200 ft. Up in the mountains we had to haul loads of field stone rocks to make rock paths around the fob on a mountain of what else ROCK. But hey i guess it made it more colorfull

Response by SSG John Leister made Sep 8 at 2016 3:33 PM

2016-09-08T15:33:23-04:00

Bleachers and gators oh and let's not forget fully loaded suburbans all for the green zone! Vital equipment!

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 8 at 2016 3:57 PM

2016-09-08T15:57:13-04:00

Haul a friggin thumb stick, from FOB Caldwell to FOB Anaconda in 2005..Really 24pax 6vic. Information couldn't have been that important, must have been something real sensetive like porn pics or something.

Response by SGT Philip Roncari made Sep 8 at 2016 6:44 PM

2016-09-08T18:44:27-04:00

How about that piece of crap M16 that I carried from TUY HOA to Kotum province RVN in 1966 -67 talk about a dumb load!

Response by SFC George Smith made Sep 8 at 2016 7:27 PM

2016-09-08T19:27:23-04:00

I don't know who hauled it but the Guys in the UN Camp next to our's IN Haiti, got a "463-L Pallet" of .... Wait for it .... "Kotex Maxi Pads... " for a Battalion of Nepalese Male Troops...

Response by PV2 Robert Bowne made Sep 11 at 2016 7:59 AM

2016-09-11T07:59:24-04:00

A load of tampons and maxipads

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Sep 19 at 2016 1:57 PM

2016-09-19T13:57:53-04:00

A pallet of soda on a HET. Went from Kuwait to Anaconda. SGM wanted RC cola and the PX didn't carry it. It was ordered and when we moved north we took the shipment with us.

Response by SPC Private RallyPoint Member made Oct 14 at 2016 4:34 PM

2016-10-14T16:34:54-04:00

2 lhs for 2 crates of 50 cal

Response by SP5 Clint Tindall made Nov 5 at 2016 11:19 AM

2016-11-05T11:19:48-04:00

I hauled a one pound box with a comp chip with a 40 foot trailer 150 miles 999 cargo

Response by PV2 Private RallyPoint Member made Dec 5 at 2016 9:54 PM

2016-12-05T21:54:50-05:00

load empty about 300 conex on one side of train tracks and move them to the other side to pick up some more to move back over the tracks for AT

Response by LCpl Sanford McClelland made Dec 18 at 2016 9:29 PM

2016-12-18T21:29:39-05:00

Officer Candidates in Cattle Cars at Quanico 1963 - 1966

Response by SPC James Sorensen made Jan 19 at 2017 2:05 PM

2017-01-19T14:05:09-05:00

T barriers into a hostile zone and then two weeks later the people in charge said that its now calm lets pull em out

Response by PFC Private RallyPoint Member made May 7 at 2017 7:26 PM

2017-05-07T19:26:03-04:00

I had to carry 50 chairs and a tent for the chaps a total of only 3 milea

Response by LCpl Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 9 at 2017 1:32 PM

2017-11-09T13:32:25-05:00

One ammo can of gas capsauls for the gas chamber on a mtvr

Response by SPC Mark Cobb made Nov 10 at 2017 3:34 AM

2017-11-10T03:34:50-05:00

I hauled a 10k fork truck w a 2 1/2 ton tractor trailer up mountains in central America . you guessed it we didn't make it,before breaking down.

Response by CW5 Jack Cardwell made Nov 10 at 2017 6:38 AM

2017-11-10T06:38:14-05:00

Load of dog and cat food for hurricane relief.

Response by PFC William Rudolph made Dec 2 at 2017 8:28 PM

2017-12-02T20:28:26-05:00

Out houses

Response by Cpl Daniel Parks made Jan 2 at 2018 11:13 AM

2018-01-02T11:13:40-05:00

Humanitarian rations

Response by SGT Kevin McCourt made Jan 15 at 2018 9:59 PM

2018-01-15T21:59:29-05:00

I was assigned to our BDE HQ's in Pirmesans Germany for the Brigade FTX. A 5 ton trailer loaded full of chow for a mess hall, plus beer fest tables and benches, so the BDE HQ people didn't have to sit on the ground. We couldn't get all the fest tables on one trailer. Had to get a second one.I told the mess sergeant they should go to the field like the rest of us. He agreed, but, God forbid a one star General sitting on the ground. Unheard of.

Response by SSG Trevor S. made Jan 16 at 2018 6:18 PM

2018-01-16T18:18:12-05:00

A midnight mission flying into the live fire ranges in Ft. Irwin (requires all sorts of radio calls to shut down the ranges) to pick up dirty mermites (dirty dishes) because the rotational unit decided to task us instead of driving them back

Response by Cpl Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 10 at 2018 6:17 AM

2018-04-10T06:17:55-04:00

Loose Water Bottles

Response by Cpl Private RallyPoint Member made Apr 10 at 2018 6:18 AM

2018-04-10T06:18:33-04:00

Or an entire 7ton for 2 seat pins

Response by Cpl Allen Smith made Apr 14 at 2018 8:15 PM

2018-04-14T20:15:14-04:00

32 tons of 81mm mortar ammo on a bridging trailor designed for 15 tons.

Response by SSG Thomas Daniels made Apr 14 at 2018 9:33 PM

2018-04-14T21:33:57-04:00

Delivered Christmas presents to the Iraqi kids on Christmas morning in 07...

Response by CPL Barry Johnson made Apr 15 at 2018 5:01 PM

2018-04-15T17:01:41-04:00

One piece of paper

Response by SPC Doug Gillespie made Jul 5 at 2018 5:42 PM

2018-07-05T17:42:02-04:00

a block of ice that melted !

Response by SFC Joe S. Davis Jr., MSM, DSL made Sep 15 at 2018 8:26 PM

2018-09-15T20:26:08-04:00

SGT Robert Cupp roger that, you know the saying, YOU CALL, WE HAUL, I have pulled all kind of Waco loads, I guess its part of being a Trucker. M931 tractor pulling a MKT (CHOW-LOAD), wow it was A LOAD ON STERIODS.

Response by SPC Tom Greulich made Mar 17 at 2019 7:27 PM

2019-03-17T19:27:02-04:00

Didn’t end up driving it, but our LT wanted us to drop the sides and drive a M114 on the back of a M813 5T truck. Drive from Bamberg to Grafenwohr MTA was the plan. Thankfully once he saw it loaded he changed his tune.

Response by Cpl Kristian Nenov made Jun 17 at 2020 7:02 PM

2020-06-17T19:02:35-04:00

I drove a bus for a while...

Response by Sgt Jordan Foster made Jun 19 at 2020 11:57 AM

2020-06-19T11:57:34-04:00

24 pack of small bottle gatorades in a flatbed 7ton. If I would of know I was going to waste a day at Pendleton supply for something so little I would of just bought them at the PX...and the next day was followed by 20 fifty’s in a mini van it made no since. That minivan was dragging.

Response by SGT Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 1 at 2020 1:22 PM

2020-07-01T13:22:32-04:00

Once while on a deployment we were tasked to assist a unit with there redeployment back state side. I was in a PLS and my load was a port-a-John that a 2 star had.

Response by SPC(P) Donald B. made Jan 10 at 2021 11:57 PM

2021-01-10T23:57:02-05:00

Curious are any of you still hauling loads on the Civilian side of life or do you know anyone that is or is at least looking to?

I am looking to hire right now.

Response by SPC John Marshall made Jan 19 at 2021 8:08 AM

2021-01-19T08:08:16-05:00

While at Ft Campbell, sometime between Oct 1988 and April 1990, had to take the M915 with trailer to get a pallet of batteries. One pallet. Couldn't have any holes in the floor of the trailer (not an easy thing to find) AND had to have another tractor follow me. The E5 "reading the map" got us lost and it ended up being an overnight trip. The batteries were for the stupid laser tag devices.

I asked the guys at the drop-off why. They said they had no idea and that they normally take one of the pickups they have there. They were civilians and really nice, just confused.

I could have hauled twice as many batteries in my 2 door escort! What a waste.

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 17 at 2021 9:04 PM

2021-03-17T21:04:33-04:00

I drove a HET loaded full of plastic porta potties from Biap to Some range complex they were standing up on the east side of Baghdad... And you know HET’s are made for tanks...

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Mar 17 at 2021 11:41 PM

2021-03-17T23:41:40-04:00

3 triwalls ful of loose 556 and 9 mil ammo on a hemmt flatbed From Camp Phoenix AFG to BAF
We turned in everything at phoenix to get new rounds. Lot# on old mo was expired

Response by SSG Randall Bergstrom made Jul 29 at 2021 2:28 PM

2021-07-29T14:28:20-04:00

Driving a M915A1 w/30ft trailer from Rhein Mein AFB in Frankfurt to Embassy in Holland to deliver a 1 pound package.

Response by SPC Halle Henderson made Aug 19 at 2021 12:16 PM

2021-08-19T12:16:07-04:00

Name it ,I probably hauled it