Posted on Jul 23, 2016
What is the FUNNIEST Real-life Business Slogan that you have ever seen and are likely to NEVER forget ?
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The funniest thing I ever saw as a business slogan was in a small town between Fort Bragg NC and Raleigh NC.
"CLYDE'S MORTUARY, Take Your Last Ride with Clyde!"
In your travels what are some funny things that you have seen and are not likely to ever forget.
"CLYDE'S MORTUARY, Take Your Last Ride with Clyde!"
In your travels what are some funny things that you have seen and are not likely to ever forget.
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A local car repo company had a tag line that said " helping people get back on their feet again".
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For years A1 Septic in Rhinelander, WI used the slogan, "Dealers in Used Food." Before my time, but I've been told that a garbage company in town used to have the slogan, "Your satisfaction guaranteed, or double your garbage back!"
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Well, you know what they say.... careful what you ask for :). These signs got posted at my work and some of them are freakin' hilarious!
Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, DRYERS. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A GREAT BARGAIN?
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
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Seen in a local newspaper:
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
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And, now to add some commentaries:
Article: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Article: Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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Article: New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Article: Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
That sounds like the Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, DRYERS. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A GREAT BARGAIN?
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
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Seen in a local newspaper:
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
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And, now to add some commentaries:
Article: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Article: Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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Article: New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Article: Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
That sounds like the Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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