Posted on Mar 5, 2015
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The origin thread is 2+ years old but I updated it recently and added some new suspects.

Before I served, I always respected vets. I listened to their stories and even helped them.

Later returning as a vet I had a poser try and exploit my kindness. I had grown some facial hair while on leave and I did not advertise my service back then because I hadn't done much yet. I was approached by someone and I helped him. I was still young and easily fooled even then but the man turned out to be a fake. I was disappointed as I would have helped him without the lie. Worse I found out he didn't need the help but was just a con-artist. The problem his others I knew maintained the view he had served when in Vietnam, when in fact he had likely been a protestor who spit on those Vietnam vets coming home.

More over if someone wants the glory they should serve, otherwise almost anything does not count.
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MAJ Senior Observer   Controller/Trainer
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Funny captain crunch commander lie
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MAJ Matthew Arnold
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What!? And I use to support that guy.
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PO1 Matthew Maxon
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If he has command at sea, he is called Captain even if he is a Commander. Most small ships are Captained by Commanders and not full Captains.
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Cpl Jeff N.
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Cap'n Crunch is a fraud! I hate to think about how many bowls of that cereal I have eaten pushed by a cartoon character stealing valor.
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SCPO Ron Chandler
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The Commanding Officer of a vessel is called Captain. Most of my ship's CO's were Commanders. In this case, the good Cap'n appears to be in command of a cereal bowl LOL
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Cap'n Big Mac
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SGT Infantryman (Airborne)
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SGT Gregory Lawritson - Holy Cow! He has lost some weight. It would be tough trying to figure out where a well placed round would hurt the most. LOL
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SSgt Terry P.
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SGT Gregory Lawritson - Thought about giving you a down vote--just for putting fatbody's pic up. lol
Geez,i can't stand to look at that guy's face.
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PO3 Steven Sherrill
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SGT Gregory Lawritson I may never eat again after seeing that picture. Want to stop terrorism drop leaflets with this picture all over ISIL held territory.
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Yea he must be cause just like every other seal he writes and films about everything he does.
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Stolen valor fail military humor military funny 1406649172
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SGT Signal Support Systems Specialist
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Wow! Just LMAO
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MAJ Matthew Arnold
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Love the flash in the middle of the forehead.
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CW3 Harvey K.
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An NCO by his sleeves, an officer by his lapels.
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CW3 Harvey K. - And a TOTAL FRAUD.
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What is your favorite Stolen Valor MEME?
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Cynthia Croft - yeah, that's what they look like. Toy Soldiers. LOL
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SGT Infantryman (Airborne)
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Cynthia Croft - Ouch is right. That makes me cringe thinking about it. Can you say pain in my privates?
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COL Deputy G2
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Look like most PAC clerks.
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LOL
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I know this guy is at the top of my list.
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Stolen valor
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MAJ J5 Strategic Plans And Training Officer
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This where all branches unit, Stolen Valor, ISIS and Russians
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PO2 Todd Voge
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There is NO ONE like Gunny Ermy!!! I absolutely can hear him say this (I know he didn't say it all)!
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PO1 John Meyer, CPC
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And what makes this even more awesome is I think I remember hearing the Ermy ad-libed a lot during the boot camp scenes.
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1SG Military Police
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We should make this on business cards to hand out lol.
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Awesome!
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Ok, this is funny as shit! But as a proud Mama, I have to give some props to Future Soldiers. :-) My son is a Future Soldier, who passed MEPS, took his oath, and is waiting for basic. He is ready for his first 300 PFT and working out every day, swimming and running and preparing for basic and AIT. But this is LOL funny.
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Col Dona  Marie Iversen
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Hysterical!
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TSgt David L.
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LOL Navy SEAL Ranger, basically!
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Calm down
Excuse the language, but hahaa
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SGT Infantryman (Airborne)
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You're excused. (-;
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SGT Signal Support Systems Specialist
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Have a prob
I was crying!!
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PO1 John Meyer, CPC
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Does anyone know the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story....

A fairy tale starts with.... Once upon a time...

A sea story starts with... Brian Williams telling the story!

HA!
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PO2 Todd Voge
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PO1 John Meyer, CPC - I always thought a sea story was from my Chief saying, "Now this is a no shitter..."
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PO2 Robert M.
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PO2 Todd Voge - O M G .... Either that, or "I shit you not, this really happened.........." I knew it was time for a cup of coffee and a cigarette, this was going to be a LONG SEA STORY!!!
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SSgt Dwight Deatherage
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Great. This weasel and I were heading for the same elevator once, and he didn't want to ride with us unworthy peons so he faked getting a cell phone call. This was practice for a few months later when he faked something else.
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PO2 Pualani Ralph
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I still don't get how this man went to a funeral surrounded by Vets and still thought he was going to get away with this....I want to slap that shit stash off of his face every time I see his face.
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If you need backup, I'm here for ya PO2 Pualani Ralph
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SPC William Vegh
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I think i was at that funeral and actually saw this guy... there were a few of us that confronted him about it. that was LCPL Mills' funeral, right?
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SSG Paul Headlee
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I would see a 300 pt badge on as a SSI FWTS.
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