What's your caption for this photo?

2015-06-23T13:59:12-04:00

The original caption from ABC News:

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un sits in an airplane as he guides a flight drill for the inspection of airmen of the Korean People's Army Air and Anti-Air Force.

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 23 at 2015 2:02 PM

2015-06-23T14:02:41-04:00

"And this button here makes the end make fart sounds"

Response by SGT Don Matyja made Jun 23 at 2015 2:04 PM

2015-06-23T14:04:16-04:00

For just 1 billion it yours. or be the frist in No. korea to have your own.

Response by SCPO David Lockwood made Jun 23 at 2015 2:04 PM

2015-06-23T14:04:23-04:00

And this helps me out of the airplane quickly yes?

Response by Sgt Jay Jones made Jun 23 at 2015 2:20 PM

2015-06-23T14:20:53-04:00

And this button here is suppose to scare the USA?

Response by SSG Trevor S. made Jun 23 at 2015 2:22 PM

2015-06-23T14:22:13-04:00

Yes Sir, every fighter jet does come with a custom lace doily.

Response by MSgt James Mullis made Jun 23 at 2015 2:22 PM

2015-06-23T14:22:15-04:00

Great Leader, once you get to altitude pull up on the red handle between your legs and you'll get a great surprise.

Response by MSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 23 at 2015 2:28 PM

2015-06-23T14:28:16-04:00

"Your Excellency, I have already informed you. I know the other guy said it would, but it doesn't take quarters to operate. Please don't shoot me or my family."

Response by LTC Stephen F. made Jun 23 at 2015 2:31 PM

2015-06-23T14:31:38-04:00

"Help I can't get up"

Response by SrA David Roby made Jun 23 at 2015 2:33 PM

2015-06-23T14:33:03-04:00

Only after 5 minuets of instruction time our glorious leader triumphed in combat over the South Korean military.

Response by SGT Richard H. made Jun 23 at 2015 2:37 PM

2015-06-23T14:37:08-04:00

"Now, Sir, I'd like to show you one more thing. If you'll just pull that hoop sticking out of the seat between your legs...."

Response by SFC Mark Merino made Jun 23 at 2015 2:37 PM

2015-06-23T14:37:12-04:00

'I command you install me erection seat! ERECTION SEAT!!! Not ejection seat! Why errybody so f'n stupid? You die now!!!'

Response by MAJ Jim Steven made Jun 23 at 2015 2:41 PM

2015-06-23T14:41:36-04:00

The Americans gave us this jet, its called the F35. We have quite figured out how it works.

Response by CMSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 23 at 2015 2:54 PM

2015-06-23T14:54:01-04:00

"... and it come standard with vanity mirror and seat heaters.... Bluetooth is optional... Whaddaya say we kick the tires and take her for a spin?" :)

Response by MAJ Raúl Rovira made Jun 23 at 2015 3:14 PM

2015-06-23T15:14:47-04:00

You see this, I could see the American plane "Because I was Inverted"

Response by SFC Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 23 at 2015 3:17 PM

2015-06-23T15:17:47-04:00

It was a little shakey upon reentry but other than that everything's seemed to be great.

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Jun 23 at 2015 3:26 PM

2015-06-23T15:26:05-04:00

Pilot on the left (to himself for more than obvious reasons) "Get out of my plane you dumb-ass before you break something"

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 23 at 2015 3:26 PM

2015-06-23T15:26:30-04:00

Can I use this to hose political opponents?

Response by Lt Col Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 23 at 2015 3:33 PM

2015-06-23T15:33:07-04:00

I'm not thinking he'll be going to "Top Gun" anytime soon.

Response by PO1 John Miller made Jun 23 at 2015 3:34 PM

2015-06-23T15:34:17-04:00

"Great Leader, Russians were having clearance sale. Only 900,000,000 won!" That's $1 million in US money.

Response by MAJ Robert (Bob) Petrarca made Jun 23 at 2015 3:35 PM

2015-06-23T15:35:15-04:00

Kim - "And if I push this button, imperialist America disappears in a nuclear ball of fire?

"Can I tune in local music stations on this?"

Response by SPC Charles Brown made Jun 23 at 2015 3:37 PM

2015-06-23T15:37:35-04:00

What does this button ......... oh shit, daddy's happy mound!

Response by SSgt Dale W. made Jun 23 at 2015 3:43 PM

2015-06-23T15:43:16-04:00

Great captions so far! Here are my two:

Pilot in bomber jacket: Mantra running through his mind, No, please, please, please do not ask about cup holder. I want my family to live.

General: Just pull that red handle between your legs so I can be the next Glorious Leader.

Response by SGT Kevin Gardner made Jun 23 at 2015 3:47 PM

2015-06-23T15:47:17-04:00

"my feet don't reach the pedals!"

Response by SrA Johnathan Kropke made Jun 23 at 2015 3:58 PM

2015-06-23T15:58:19-04:00

Kim: "What does this do here"

Both Soldiers: "I do not know glorious leader, does it kill America or make you lose weight?"

Kim: "Silence..........I kill you!"

Response by SSG John Erny made Jun 23 at 2015 4:26 PM

2015-06-23T16:26:21-04:00

Please pull handle that says Eject to adjust your seat please.

Response by SP5 Joel O'Brien made Jun 23 at 2015 4:36 PM

2015-06-23T16:36:27-04:00

Kim: "Captain, there is no satellite radio in this thing?"
Captain: "That is correct, Sir!"
Kim: "Then send them back! And shoot yourself!!"

Response by PO1 Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 23 at 2015 4:48 PM

2015-06-23T16:48:11-04:00

when i grow up I'll learn to pedal one of these........

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 23 at 2015 5:19 PM

2015-06-23T17:19:01-04:00

EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!

Fifty answers in, I'm sure someone beat me to this.

Response by 1SG Jason Smith made Jun 23 at 2015 5:40 PM

2015-06-23T17:40:53-04:00

Fat guy in a little cockpit!

Response by COL Mikel J. Burroughs made Jun 23 at 2015 5:44 PM

2015-06-23T17:44:24-04:00

This key doesn't fit in this ignition! Sorry Kim that is to your Honda Civic - my apologies!

Response by PO2 Steven Erickson made Jun 23 at 2015 5:47 PM

2015-06-23T17:47:31-04:00

"... and over here, I want a sick iPod with a bitchin' video screen."

Response by SGT John Wesley made Jun 23 at 2015 6:05 PM

2015-06-23T18:05:50-04:00

Response by CAPT Kevin B. made Jun 23 at 2015 6:08 PM

2015-06-23T18:08:46-04:00

Dear Leader, that button is for the high beams.

Response by MSgt Roger Younce made Jun 23 at 2015 7:27 PM

2015-06-23T19:27:48-04:00

Is this where you put the quarter in?

Response by SFC William Swartz Jr made Jun 23 at 2015 8:00 PM

2015-06-23T20:00:38-04:00

"Please to ensure that the crane used to lower me into this plane is not visible in the picture or you will be executed by AA-gun and your family fed to the dogs!"

Response by SSG Richard Reilly made Jun 24 at 2015 9:26 AM

2015-06-24T09:26:38-04:00

"They hate us, becuase they anus."

Response by CPO Jerry Smith made Jun 24 at 2015 1:07 PM

2015-06-24T13:07:01-04:00

Sorry, you're to fat to fly in this aircraft.

Response by SN Greg Wright made Jul 2 at 2015 6:05 PM

2015-07-02T18:05:42-04:00

"Sorry, Sir. I'm just so used to this position..."

Response by SSG Paul Setterholm made Jul 21 at 2015 8:56 PM

2015-07-21T20:56:38-04:00

Is dis where I plug in iPod?

Response by SPC George Rudenko made Jul 21 at 2015 8:57 PM

2015-07-21T20:57:32-04:00

Unlike Tom Cruise, my feet can reach the drum pedals

Response by CW4 Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 21 at 2015 9:08 PM

2015-07-21T21:08:30-04:00

"Which one of these buttons makes coffee?"

Response by SSG Private RallyPoint Member made Jul 21 at 2015 11:40 PM

2015-07-21T23:40:23-04:00

"SIR! NOT THE RED ON--!" *BOOM*

Response by MSgt Curtis Ellis made Nov 28 at 2015 11:53 PM

2015-11-28T23:53:16-05:00

What does this lever that looks like a wheel do?

Response by CPT Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 29 at 2015 12:07 AM

2015-11-29T00:07:33-05:00

Do we really have to babysit him?
Yep, we really do.

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 29 at 2015 4:12 PM

2015-11-29T16:12:06-05:00

I don't care!, I am pulling this red handle to see what it does!

Response by LTC Private RallyPoint Member made Nov 29 at 2015 4:17 PM

2015-11-29T16:17:59-05:00

Can you get me a good looking female Air Force Instructor because I am so lonely!
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Response by SPC Sheila Lewis made Jun 15 at 2018 10:14 AM

2018-06-15T10:14:46-04:00

"Your Most High Excellency, with all due respect, the circus is in town, here are your tickets."

Response by Capt David Bays made Jun 15 at 2018 12:29 PM

2018-06-15T12:29:00-04:00

Is this the button that flushes the toilet?

Response by SSgt Private RallyPoint Member made Jun 15 at 2018 3:08 PM

2018-06-15T15:08:24-04:00

Both thinking to self: I don't know if we have enough Crisco to get him back out...

Response by SFC Terry Wilcox made Dec 7 at 2019 6:11 PM

2019-12-07T18:11:38-05:00

This button that says EJECT means - you get an extra loop-t-loop - but you cannot pull it until you are in the air.