What was the most humorous situation that you ever encountered with a service member that was higher ranking?

SPC Margaret Higgins my 1SG forgot his underwears, he had to borrow some from me, we cloned him for awhile, during NTC!

One of the three full birds in the garrison at one point was walking out of a building in her ACUs. I noticed she started grabbing her pockets, and then just looked around and shrugged before exiting the building without a pc just holding her hand over her head.

I once had a Chaplain (Captain type) ask me for help changing a tire, since their truck tire had deflated. The amusing part was, not only did they have no idea how to change said tire, but they called me from 6 miles away to come help them, rather than asking a passerby.

I think what I found most amusing about it was that this Chaplain trusted me, above everyone else they work with, to come help (even though I am easily the most "vulgar, crass, offensive and often disrespectful person" they've ever met, according to what they've said).