Looking back over the last 15 years I can remember some really funny field pranks. Some may have almost crossed the line, but still made me laugh as the victim. For example, saran wrap on the porta john seat, koala-fying the new private, mre heater with hot sauce, etc.
Posted 4 y ago
I already discussed what we did to our XO in Antarctica on another post. But sometimes roommates go after each other. Down on the ice, you develop habits. Mine was to wear my bedroom slippers to the shower, about face at the shower and butt first in so my shoes were ready to go when I was done. My roommate was a dentist. Ray decided to grab a hot glue gun and glue my slippers to the deck while I was in the shower. It worked perfectly with me walking right through them. "Ray you sonofa!!!!" Word gets around Mac Town and everyone loved to discuss my habits at the club. The only thing I could do is give them a new target and that target was Ray. Since I got up early every day, I'd crack open my Swiss Army knife scissors, go to Ray's locker, take his belt buckle off the belt and trim one rib and put the buckle back on. I did that every day. About 4-5 days in everyone noticed Ray wasn't doing deserts. A week after, he was absent for lunches. Everybody but Ray knew what was going on and it was tough containing all that high pressure. About the third week in, Ray comes charging into the mess hall carrying two belts "Ball you sonnaofa....!!!!". Ray got a standing ovation.
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