What were everyone’s favorite clean cadences?

Clean cadence? There are clean cadences? All the ones I know have been edited for content and still can't be considered clean.

I usually did "I wanna be an airborne ranger" with alternate careers...
UPS Man
Drive an ugly brown van

Texas Ranger
Snakeskin boots and skintight wrangler

Forest Ranger
Chipmunks are my greatest danger

Long haired hippie
Drive a yellow van
Eat organic mushrooms
Take me to that promised land.

Or instead of burning the village and killing the people..
Help the village
Feed the people
Throw some MREs in the square
Do it on a Friday evening
As they all go off to prayer
Bring your mortars to the schoolhouse
Hear the teacher ring the bell
See the kiddies play with laughter
As you conduct show and tell

(I learned the latter one after an MI CG banned me from cadence on his post for "napalm sticks to kids")

My favorite were the non clean ones.
- just the other day I heard the first sergeant say hey.... bravo company leads the way. Ohhhhhh what a liaaaaar. Ohh ohhohh what a goddamn liaarr....
- up jumped the soldier from the coconut grove. bet a couple dollars he could f*** a hundred hoes. f***ed 98 til his balls turned blue. so he backed off, jacked off, f***ed the other 2. Cause hes ROOOOOCK steady....

A clean one for running is singing rolling on a river by ccr or jerk it out by the caesers.